yeah they kicked me off for bleeding data unbeknownst to their first or second level support but the stateside gal knew what the fuck to do and did it in 1 minute while explaining that every agent i talked to had the ability to do what she did they just won't do it for some reason

i have triumphed over the evil data lords and my data flow has resumed but i will not be downloading the blew sky app posting from browser now

my bluesky app leaked 25 gig of data last month and got my phone kicked off my network via some sort of unreachable Data Saver switch on my phone (Data Saver is not a user switchable option on this Android 14 build by Blu) anyone got any ideas

ima get a crispy tofu hawaiian plate lunch as partial recompense for stealing an entire chain of islands to pollute them with the machinery of capitalism and war

i like indigenous spoken languages because sometimes the sound/word for wind is a simple puff of air expelled via the mouth

nfl update after watching 15 minutes of the steelers v browns contest, i did a murder suicide involving a spinach and cheese pizza with a large caesar salad

chris columbus was: a shitty sailor with a shitty navigator a rapist a murderer a subjugator a usurper a failed businessperson a liar locked up in spain because of his brutal treatment of the natives he encountered in the "new world" (actually an ancient world) fucking ITALIAN

well since you turned replies off ima say chef boyardee on the reskeert, katelyn

hasan is petit bourgeoisie at best

i don't need ben stiller with immaculately frosted tips selling me sapphire card member benefits in fact, ben stiller, shut up and give us Blue Steel

wild horses couldn't feed me some hay

Some pictures of morning glories I took on our walk to brunch this morning

im ok, u ok

we should electrocute convicted war criminals with so much electricity there's only the strapped wrists and hands left behind, smoking on the arms of the burning wooden chair 250k watts or something

Nuremberg 2: Extreme Electrocution Convulsions Boogaloo

SLC hosting post malone, benson boone, and a U of U home game this weekend expecting 100 thousand visitors to the city, 174 of whom are expected to be non-white

never going to understand the jockstrap fetish/kink/preference/thing sorry. it gives hell week

i will call it a comeback if i fucking well please

weed pen nickname: george pendt

more perforated infant rapists plz

there's a car outside and the bass played off of my walls there's a man outside in a long coat grey hair smoking a cigarette

Some purple flowers I saw

OKAY YOU KNEW IT WAS COMIN WEEKENDERS THIS RELENTLESS MOTHERFUCKER AINT GOT NO STOP IN HIM HUSTLE TIME GANG GANG I’m very close to 25% of goal, pushing to the next 25 is big for me rn. More licenses await, more tools, supplies, etc. etc. etc. Trade school is 1/4 paid for so far w/your help! 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

lord of the cockrings: the two growers

ridiculously soft. like bunny soft. millions of tiny fine white hairs, thickly grown. a godamn mess. i love her so much #dailykiki

Fall color!

nobel yeast prize

lord of the cockrings: fellowship of the peen

Milk Dudes

fuck yeah

post harvest moon 🌝 pre frost ❄️ harvest 🌶️

Just a reminder that if you're into chubby femmes you can hmu for content

describe right field in yankee stadium without saying short porch 2025 challenge level: unpossible

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son: mom can we get some jackoff lube at the store mom: we have jackoff lube at home the jackoff lube at home:

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i cleaned my kitchen, please clap

i met @mollieg.bsky.social after a lotta years on twitter and bluesky and we now groovin w/each other, bby

I need a kind individual, please!!

fox got abs and acetaminophen

HUMP DAY SURVIVORS! I salute those who have helped so far, broke my dry spell with $25 yesterday 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤 hoping to keep rolling so I can start getting set up and out of my current job before the implosion. Amusingly, I’m riding a VERY brief freak bubble right now, but that wall, it’s coming fast.

please share pls

bloodhound gang voice the nazi stephen miller is only four foot ten!

follow yoda for enlightenment

i am not migrating to another microblog if this one goes tits up, i refuse. i will just quit social media

if i was The Doors we would have had a bass player

Fuck ICE

kiki and i can both hear trickling water outside and we're kind of nervous about it