Am I a bad person if I used my sexy baby voice on the IT guy so he'd delete outdated applications that are cluttering my desktop that management won't allow me to delete (which is ridic)

The amount of clients I have who act shocked that they won't be covered by commercial auto policies with DUIs and suspended licenses is WILD

I just watched an academic breakdown on why performing oral sex can be considered a stim, and this is the internet I was made for

Car insurance is due today!!! Still $123 left for the past due, and $148 for the current must be paid or they will cancel our plan! Please help! Donate and share if you can!💸 #MutualAid #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #MARequest

What if I wanted to get a masc sapphic haircut 🤔

They would rather have brain dead children than (falsely) risk they end up autistic. I'm reminded every single day how much people like me are deeply, unapologetically hated.

So now cops are wearing masks too. The same people who threw temper tantrums when asked to wear them during a deadly pandemic have no problem wearing them now to conceal their identities.

Never forget that the patriarchy is a product of capitalism

The first healthy relationship I ever saw portrayed between a father and son was of Captain Sisko and Jake from Star Trek: DS9. Sisko showed affection freely, he was interested in Jake's thoughts and feelings, and he loved spending time with him. It had a meaningful impact on me as a child.

I had a root canal in October 2024. I've been complaining of tooth pain ever since and have gone back to the dentist over a dozen times. They finally did a CT scan and the infection is now in my jaw and I need surgery. I feel like they didn't take me seriously because I have a high pain tolerance 😑

Can we please make sure we keep this in mind when everyone decides to make fun of people concerned about their safety in regard to civil disobedience.

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

The world is falling apart but at least I'm becoming pettier and funnier

Urgent mutual aid needed! Please donate or share if you are able, anything helps! Kaidee is fighting so hard to get the benefits she needs, let's do our best. ❤️❤️

every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology

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FEMA should have Congressionally mandated authority to beat up the President of the United States if he gets too fresh I almost wrote "if they" but like. Come on

FEMA needs to go back to being an independent agency

My friends are having me watch Chainsaw Man and oof, it's a lot more emotional than I thought it was going to be

I always ask Nami to be my Valentine 💌 🐈‍⬛ #caturday

BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding

"Do you struggle with autism?" Nah, I'm actually pretty good at it. *ba dum tis*

Hell yeah, a new Castlevania game

I accidentally bought a blanket from Big Blanket Co back when I was on Ambien and I don't like the material. It's a really nice blanket, but I can't find a single person to take it from me. I asked a local shelter and they said they don't take used blankets, but it's never been used? I'm at a loss

I asked my roommate's parents how they felt supporting Trump knowing most of his supporters are Nazis like Fuentes, and it was one of the few times they actually shut the fuck up

Pam Bondi is literally saying what does it matter if we let rich men rape and traffick kids if the economy is doing well (it is not). There it is y'all. Naked, unabashed late-stage capitalism.

It's unlikely the senate will follow suit, but it's enraging.

I was told I had until next Friday to finish a renewal proposal for a large client, and then at lunch the producer told me it needs to be this Friday because he's decided to go to Aspen next week. We don't even have all of the documentation back from underwriting. I HATE these rich assholes.

The DOJ has never been honorable, it's just that this regime is full of idiots and we can plainly see behind the curtain

Today I told a coworker I was heterophobic and she had to think about it for like 5 minutes

"But if we arrest everyone in the Epstein files, the government will collapse!" Don't threaten me with a good time

Being a "good autistic" is never enough, even if you provide incredible value 99 days out of 100, you will always be judged for that 1 day you had an emotional meltdown over something everyone else finds laughable.

The pedophiles running the country don't want queer people to exist in public

Cishet white men every single time something isn't exclusively tailored to them:

Every jobs report is like look, we wrecked the economy, but we swear that’s a good thing

One of my eyebrow hairs is white, this is not a drill

You're pathetic. Abolishing ICE is the moderate solution.

I finally got to see it and the Bad Bunny SuperBowl performance was absolutely stellar

Discord can kiss my fat ass, I ain't given them shit

Rent has wiped us out and HR just FINALLY got the paperwork to me today so I have submitted for paid leave but its going to take some time for the first payment to hit 🙃 any help is greatly appreciated 🫶

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

I wasn't meant for keeping up with endless looming deadlines and speaking with rude business owners all day. I'm so tired of existing.

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

A client is dropping me because a last minute location change for a vehicle was missed at renewal. What a ridiculous thing to get mad about. They called my boss to complain and everything. I wonder if people are misplacing their anger at the state of world because my clients are super spicy lately 😑

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

I have been telling people this since I was a teenager, they have always been comrades

If I had a nickel for every time a "friend" tried to break up me and my partner so she could get with him only to realize that the man was not in fact a catch, which ensured their breakup in a matter of weeks, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

My twenty something sister at book club just now: Nic, what is the name of the band you like where everyone dresses up in costumes? Gronk? She meant GWAR

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