when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

I know this is a joke but when I read that Rax King essay all I could think about was the death of the Last Elemental in Hellboy II and how much GDT made me cry with that scene

The Robins are here. (They want the hawthorn hips)

@rawhidekobe.bsky.social in the New York Times

One of the best films and soundtracks ever created and I am not kidding

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

My duke told me English monarchs keep killing his clergy leaders so I asked how many clergymen he has and he said he just goes to the church and gets a new archbishop afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding clergymen to monarchs and then the king's inbred child bride started crying.

Calendula and Forget-me-not still making blooms for wildlife to enjoy

My most radical take on religion is that the concept of a church should not be a whole bunch of multi-level marketing schemes in a frock

The thing is, Keith Olbermann heard this and immediately started grooming her and took her from her parents within a year of this recording so in a way she succeeded

I've put it off too long In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before. Please help. Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble

there is some controversy here, where other scientists insist that Neanderthals and early Humans were only roommates

*Other 90s rock singer voice* Youuuuuuuu wait til tomaharoooooow

If you say "get it?" as a professional comic they should do you like Candy's dog

Bean Box 5 - Peanuts and Soybeans - closes in 1 week!

I'm not trying to armchair diagnose anyone but Nuzzi behaves a lot like someone with borderline personality disorder that hasn't been treated yet

I regret to inform people this whole thing just got a lot darker.

She was a child actor: she appeared in that early 00s Alien Autopsy video as the corpse

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha Call her Foley Nuzzi the way she gets up in that old dick

When I worked on a stocking crew in the 90s we would all grab one and melt it on our tongue because it was cool and novel

I just put openly practicing nazi Richard Hanania into blockenheimer and found tons of blue wave libs following him

In 2002 I was (rightfully) savaged by a forum for using the word "upon" instead of "on" in a blog post and I think we need to bring back coordinated bullying of bad writing

I get very excited about successfully making preserves because it feels like magic. We got 8 pints of really nice looking tomato sauce this year.

Monty Don said no laughing when he introduced this flower but come on, brother lol

I made the much-scorned Mock Chow Mein Hotdish I love it, I have always loved it

I can't believe I'm accidentally being blessed with Daniel Bernhardt roles 2 nights in a row

Strange Days at the New Bev in December 🚨🚨🚨

I would like not to be banned but this guy should live menos

Would you say this is reduced by half? I hope so

Legitimately funny that they cast Dean Richmond as an actor who just does goofy pranks one year before he was in Not Another Teen Movie as the Token Black Athlete Who Repeats Catchphrases

Starting Scream 3 and already horrified by 2000-era Courtney Cox baby bangs

Scream 2 has heavy duty Twin Peaks vibes

Truck Stop burgers look in real life like fast food burgers look on TV ads

Portia de Rossi's brows are very bad in Scream 2

Did you all know that, on flat cook tops at least, the different burners run at different wattages?

The scene in Scream where the 2 girls talk about their theory that Sidney committed the first murders because of some psychological thing they invented whole cloth while Sidney hides in a stall is basically the entire social media true crime ecosystem

W. EARL BROWN SPOTTED

I'm watching the beginning of Scream and just wondering how many unlocked exterior doors this god damned house has

hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw

We're canning our tomatoes today to clear out space in the freezer and complete the last big task of the season. My husband has already milled them. It's about 22 pounds, so we might get 6 or 7 pints of tomato sauce out of this.

Now that Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced, Silicon Valley entrepreneurs can finally create the designer baby of their dreams

Woke up with the 1985 song "And We Danced" by Philadelphia based one hit wonders The Hooters stuck in my head for some reason

You're telling me the guy who wrote this is considered indispensable because I think he's a piece of shit who deserves the worst that could ever be done to a human

Not just them but their entire families pal

We're watching Ballerina (2025) and they got poor ol' Gabriel Byrne up in here looking like James Cromwell

Today's pretty things in the yard that made me feel something: a short thread My neighbor's hillside littered with fallen leaves and mossy boulders

Stories like these are why, as an American Jew, I feel absolutely no sense of loyalty to Israel nor tolerate the notion I'm obligated to support the country due to my Jewishness. Fascist Israelis don't care about Judaism or Jewish people - it's *just* a shield and cudgel to excuse their war crimes.

"I'm gonna need you to kiss my taint." youtu.be/TkmKQRkw8vk?...

Oh man TIL the end credits song from Hunger Games that sounds like off-brand Americana folk was performed by Taylor Swift via producer T Bone Burnett (who I actually like very much)

There needs to be a Great Cleansing Fire of all of this