I just need to be sure that @crabitha.slutmo.de saw that the feds cited a review of Ari Aster films as terrorist activity

Literally had a guy take a screenshot I gave him, had AI do the OCR extraction to put it in Word instead of just asking me to give him the txt file. It was all fucked up

My friend Stephanie hosted me on her Deconstruction Workers podcast and the episode is available! (You can also find it where pods are casted) youtu.be/JGxWmAWpS-c

Today's MGM movie is the 1984 adaptation of Agatha Christie's Ordeal by Innocence. What a relic. Ian McShane, Faye Dunaway, Donald Sutherland, Christopher Plummer. Soundtrack by Dave Brubeck. Incredible sets. Gorgeous wood furniture.

Today's coffee additive attempt

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Every time krat posts I think, "man I need to read Space Bug before I die"

How to Make a Killing is a real stinker of a movie. Why did anyone think Glen Powell could carry this

One of my fancy dahlias bloomed. Again, we're 0 for 50+ on seeded annuals so far. (Except nasturtium)

Tweaking my back trying to take a selfie of my anus to send the Gluesenkamp Perez campaign person who texted me

I have tried various methods of making my coffee seem fun without sweetened creamer. Today it was adding a bag of celestial seasoning Madagascar Vanilla Rooibos tea to it. I think I'm onto something here

Me and the group chat

Oh man, DDL in The Bounty is running on MGM

Ro Khanna bonesaw arc impending

Zucchini, haloumi and grape tomatoes (from the store) on toast because I don't know how to do this without bread 😕

hello, i pic-ed these for you

Rafael Romero Barros, Still life with oranges, 1863

I'm going to start hitting people who don't know the difference between "faze" and "phase"

They Will Kill You was so fun. I am sad they didn't make their budget back.

closing my window on the people outside shouting, "WE'RE TIRED OF THIS CENTRIST HORSESHIT," so I can focus on finishing my article called 'Why Do Moderates Keep Losing So Hard?'

As a casual observer of UK politics it feels very much like that first season of Game of Thrones where every week I open this app and go "ok, now who the hell is This New Fuckin Guy"

It's so funny to watch westerns from the 60s and 70s to see all the plastic in the costumes

I fried some baby zucchini with butter flavor cooking spray and salt. It's actually good??

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I can't believe Project Hail Mary forced me to learn a Harry Styles song

We're back to watching this Asia documentary and my husband leaves the house when there are distressed baby animals but this show goes out of its way to show the babies getting cared for when they're in peril.

I just realized people could see my dog's arthritis medicine 😢

Guys, I'm really proud of our cabbages

This was filled to the top 2 hours ago lol

Dead, bad, no because I'm a laaaaady

Man a lot of people need to die if the rest of us are going to survive

Christopher Reeve playing evil superman in Superman III is like 75% hotter than his normal supe

I think we will be blanching and freezing all the Chinese cabbage because there's too much.

This is so joyous. Congratulations

advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons pic

So we're having butter braised cabbage and sausage over mashed potatoes for dinner

3 pounds with outer leaves stripped. That's more reasonable imo for 4.5 lbs cut

I grew a Chinese Cabbage 4.5 pounds

Today is the day that the sun starts leaving us

Happy Father's day to everyone with paternal duties of any sort

I think if there is a god, this is how it feels about us

If I've learned one thing in binging the first 2 seasons, its that Anne Rice is the Goku of Gooning

If you're wondering whether she uses AI to produce all of her documents the answer is of course she does

There's a lady at work who is supposed to be giving me requirements for a custom SharePoint development. Thursday we met and she started screaming at me because I said that users would have to type data into the forms because she thinks the system should just know what they want.