My husband finished this off tonight and hit me with "I don't know how I feel about this pudding...you should make another batch so I can figure it out" lol

Every dumbass on bluesky for some fucking reason:

Sky prawn

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The grim reaper at the door meme but it's just This Season of Hacks

That Asian Man Records vinyl club was clutch in the 2010s

Whyyy-yyy Why you always kick me When I'm Hiiiigh-iggh

I don’t think think this movie will create a new sexual orientation but whatever your sexual orientation is it will be doubled after you see it

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It's wild how this xmen movie made their plane look like an SR-71, which is a 50 year old plane, simply because there's never been a cooler looking aircraft design

MSP folks who like to ride bikes, come out this Sunday to the Minnehaha Falls DQ to show solidarity with Palestine. Short, easy, no-drop group ride.

I love this movie so much I wish they'd kept her around for a year and cranked out 5 or 6

I don't know why but this makes me furious

Sincerely now that I am old and dying if I could go back in time and get around this, I could live 100 years like everyone else in my family

😇😇😇

I can't believe I've ever eaten bbq sandwiches without coleslaw on them.

PBS documentary narrator: Here in the Holy City calm prevails- for at least one night. Kirkians, Erikans and Candaceans alike, fast and pray, awaiting an answer to the last great question posed by their prophet: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

I'm very fucking tired of knowing who the mods ARE

Territorial Seed has a limited number of potted guava so of course I bought one Go now if you want one!

I also made the Alton Brown banana pudding today except I used Cool Whip instead of making whipped cream because I got lazy

I slow cooked a pork shoulder for 9 hours to make this

All of our watches were refurbished by our favorite Palestinian-American...

MAHA is achieving the eugenics goals of the nazi movement by giving everyone cancers that will shorten the human lifespan for Americans by like 30%

this is a long shot but it’s been years and i still haven’t found it: does anyone have a copy of the Conan sketch, “Biochemistry with the Stars”?

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Some flowers

Gandalf : oh no Frodo : what is it <demon with huge nutsack appears> Gandalf : a ballmog

Kicking a chud in his enormous testicles and watching them explode like rotten fruit

Lively morning in the yard

This Peaky Blinders movie is pretty dogshit but Massive Attack is real good

You will be visited by three ghosts

Hey can I have $32,500 real quick portland.craigslist.org/clk/tro/d/ca...

So many people are going to die because of climate change but we can extend the lives of many if we start with the Right Ones

When I wanted to start pickling my garden vegetables I started with Lebanese pickle recipes I found on janky old WordPress blogs. Best decision ever

I kind of love that Dr Kelson is facing the apocalypse with Duran Duran's Greatest Hits because we have that in common (Finally watching Bone Temple)

Go (1999) is on Netflix. Fun little movie, Bill Fichtner at his finest.

My face is finally clean and I'm sitting down. I didn't anticipate the dread I would feel around downloading the camera

Hanging fuchsia for Mother's Day for me

I am wearing a full face of makeup and I feel like a circus clown. I cannot wait to wash my face

5 Spanish Queen Olives and one cracker cut slice of Tillamook sharp cheddar

These guys are partying as though all their dreams have come true and they're on Easy Street because they did a job that pays $35k each

I'm watching Sneakers and I completely forgot Donal Logue was a pretentious douche in this lol

My husband made dibbers for his sisters for Mother's Day

Taking Hooters Air to Gary

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡