I made meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I gotta say: adding a ton of fresh thyme leaves really makes it.

First volunteer calendula officianilis of the season

Man there's a lot of upset Dog Moms and Girl Dads and Blue Dots in Red States and Star Wars pfps slavering in these replies

I watched the video from the guy he hit. Understandable beatdown imo

$11 million buys a lot of social media PR

HBO needs to stop sending me survey emails before I deliver my opinion with some velocity

Going back in time and destroying all sand to save us from this horrible future

"Bodyoid" and "boyoyoyingggg" hit my brain the same way

What the shit How did i miss this

What happened to papa garbagio

Controversial take (if any surgeons follow me please avert your eyes) but no one person should ever experience a job where making an error kills people. There should not be a single point of failure or success in continued human life.

Anyone who still says "corporate rock" is getting aggressive direct mailers from Cologuard by now

Ok just for starters, in Sinners the vampires were incidental to the setup by their metaphorical counterparts who were unaware of the literal vampires.

I was looking out the window and watching the tiny Warbler picking over the flowers and saw a dumbass Collared Dove dragging a too-big stick for nest material so I ran out there with a cigarette stuck in one side of my mouth like an exasperated uncle to break our stick pile into shorter pieces

Charging up.

Every time I see shit like this now I think it's a kalshi pump

All...everything...aside, why is the matte lace at the top of the stocking so shiny

Calling an Old Priest and a Young Priest to control the Demons in my Spiritually Powerful urine

You know that guy smells like earring back cheese from 20 feet away

What the fuck!

It doesn't count as the new ICE thing it's just the standard ongoing ICE thing, so the good news is this fucking dork may get to collect another one of his precious Technically Right awards.

"Separate the art from the artist" brother I am listening to Steely Dan as we speak

This cover was so good I bought the whole series in Trades. Spoiler alert: the storyline is terrible!

I know things are great when I see my shitposter mutuals writing eloquent poetry about the harms that will be met upon our enemies

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An interesting linguistic thing Mamdani does: "I have been briefed" Precise, explains second-hand receipt of not-quite-complete information. Realistic. Vs. "I know about" which most politicians say and is almost certainly always a lie.

I read that cabbage white butterflies are super territorial and can be deterred by using fake butterflies. Has anyone tried this?

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

Life comes at you fast when you're donating millions of dollars to Israel

I have $6 until Friday so if anyone can make my week even a little bit easier please please please do CA $atanIsMyMotor V @SuperDuperChalupa

Layers? What is this, a delicious lasagna

Last night I had my first farm talk on this app & it was LiT 🔥! There's so much farm hate on here & so little exchange thus it meant so much. My farm team has been waiting to get back on our land, but it doesn't look good for us so these little moments on here mean a lot.

I think if you wait in a security line for 6 hours to get on a plane in some backward ass country and then one of their firetrucks hits your plane, you and your fellow passengers are entitled to dismember an elected person in the streets

Just caught my husband standing a few feet away from the 3D printer like this

Scam Ranch

The fun thing about this is that I'm somebody's grandma and the shit I have eaten would shock these guys into a stroke

I love to watch NCAA ball with video buffering every 30 seconds. I wonder if HBO Max has considered offering that.

I did a lot of gardening and now I am eating lunch at 2:45 and watching Life of Chuck

I need a perpetual Fell For It award for buying seeds from Baker Creek

We should not forget that Ta-Nehisi Coates gave a far better answer to the "right to exist [as a Jewish state]" question than Tucker Carlson. The issue isn't that Tucker is the only one who will say it, but that the American commentariat ices out left-liberal, and often nonwhite, people who say it.

Because the US has fully embraced that its sole product or service to the world is unlimited violence, the government is increasing the output of their core product to increase profits, just like a widget manufacturer would increase production to sell more widgets.

Nobody crashes out harder than a person who thinks getting a job sucking up to power grants them the divine right of kings

Clan of the Cave Bear. Got the entire series for Christmas in 8th or 9th grade and I don't think my mom knew that they were smut

On Gardener's World Carol Klein was doing a segment on her Trillium chloropetalum, which is absolutely beautiful, but when she said it takes 7 years to flower from seeds, I just felt exhausted. I think I might actually hate gardening

who can say where the bros go where the dudes go only guys

We got a frost overnight and it will hit near 60 today. This is what I expect from spring, finally

I want to hear literary thoughts from YA authors whos greatest artistic aspiration is doing a novelization of a Thomas Kincaid painting as much as I want to hear cinematic insights from the director of the Hallmark Channel Original 'The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating' which is to say, not at all

Lmao this guy thinks the nickname for accountants is a racial slur

Papa! I’m stunting on them, papa! It’s ever so based