Gotta do something *really important* this afternoon, wish me luck

Watching a movie about two kids whose delusional dad kidnaps them, and one of them is sympathetic while the other is a classic disgusting shit boy who spends all his time throwing tantrums and intentionally pissing people off

Replacement debit cards are now $15 Due to the rising cost of debit card replacements

Andrew Tater Tot

♾️ + 🦋

Issa bout time

Oh shit, it’s about to get real, y’all!

Playing with markers at work again. I need to figure out how to reproduce this texture in Procreate without having to do each bit by hand bcz marker brushes are too regular for my purposes

Ready for butterflies to come back

The worst thing about being a kid whose parents continually tried to foist Christian music onto them is that I can’t hear anybody say anything about “learning the hard way” without launching into a deadpan recitation of a DC Talk song but nobody ever knows wtf I’m talking about

MeUndies aren’t YouUndies; learn some boundaries

Are Richard Bachman and Tal Bachman related

Imagining someone pregaming an affair by getting this ordered ahead of time for the person they cheat on

I switched up my foxes again bcz I like this alignment better

My most old-man-coded opinion is probably that it is in fact possible to have too much shit sticking out of your face

My private FB is once again being weird. The fuckdate app ads are gone and in their place are wall to wall ads for ED meds. I feel like they’re really trying to triangulate why I’m only using that account to talk to one person on Messenger

Payloader driver at a cement plant; stone mason (he did the stonework for the Winfield KS courthouse); and bio-grandpa on my dad’s side was in a Romani motorcycle gang

I have something to do this weekend that needed to be done like last year and it’s starting to loom so large that it’s becoming my every thought and I just want to get to it already

LUNAR ECLIPSE

Robert Entertainment Zombie

Apropos of everything, if you want to do something tangible that I promise REALLY makes a difference, throw some quarters at @colinmcroberts.bsky.social ‘s campaign to unseat a MAGA bootlicker in the heat of ruby-red Kansas. colinforkansas.com

With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give a dog a bone, This old man wrote Burning Chrome

Dandelions

This sucked shit.

Francis Ford Coppola is MEGADOC The Biggest Doctor You Ever Did See

it is my birthday give me 80 dollars

Okay

What is this ad. I’m not a mischievous scamp from a Depression-era comic strip

This is my favorite Pokémon

BEYOND SCIENCE BEYOND SANITY BEYOND CONTROL

Ironically, "Do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all that came before you" is a lesson liberals badly need to learn.

I am hereby retiring to roll around in sunbeams

I’m not much of a cowboy boots guy. That said,,,

I don’t envy y’all nor’easterners the snow

Luna moth

Since it's Petri's birthday, may i suggest something. I invite all of you to go through his catalog and that of his label Fish Prints and pick one fav for me. You might get a prize too. fishprintsinc.bandcamp.com petridisch.bandcamp.com

Oh word??

Morning in the western foothills of the Ozarks

YOOO, NW

I’m thinking this would be an amazing honeymoon

I’ve been looking for a sling bag that would hold my iPad and I think I finally found one