Ugh, it’s cold and I don’t wanna go to the store and I can’t convince her to come with me (bcz of the aforementioned cold) but I have to go to the store. Boo

New from Ben & Jerry’s- Gary Wright’s Cream Weaver! It’ll get you through the night!

We’re watching The Surrender and I have several times said to her and with some emphasis, “if I die, DO NOT sell all your possessions and hire some sketchy dude to try to resurrect me, that’s what an unhinged person would do, go to therapy instead; the results would probably be a horror-show anyway”

My thermostat claims it’s 74 in here but we are wearing all the clothes; I have a jacket on over a hoodie, and she’s under like two blankets. I guess at least she has a reason to wear her Christmas Uggs?

Thanks for the assist, Siri

Where would you even wear these

We’re just watching VHS movies tonight- so far we watched 1 &2 (last night), and tonight, Beyond, 85 and presently 94

Just walked past my motion-activated porch light dressed in black and it didn’t do anything

How tf are large McDonald’s fries over five bucks

Why tf is it so cold here, damn

Not, I’m watching VHS Beyond and I would totally watch a spinoff series about WARDEN

Nw Vampire Hunter D

What do we think about this suit

My haircut got crooked so I buzzed it all off to start over and I hate bcz I look like the villain in City of Lost Children

I started reading a book today that I hated so bad I literally threw it in the trashcan

(Probably not very) hot take but 16 Bit was kinda the best of the latter end of the dubstep era

New Bowl Today Black Walnut ~16"x13"x8" Mineral oil/beeswax finish $325

I really didn’t think that Batman picture would blow up like it did lol

Facebook really out here making some bold assumptions about me

More like, Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Badness, amirite? No really, am I, I’ve never watched a second of it

Tony Dookiepoop

Bamalam

Oldbaby- he’s a baby. But old.

Back on my bullshit

I hope this is snow blowing in

God I forgot all about this song

Check your pockets, everybody, I just found Jesus in mine

Look at these shoes

🫦 + 🦠

Well she shook off the fever overnight- it was pretty minor- so she’s going to work, and I’m at work, and I will see if I once again get her yucks passed to me. It’s like table tennis around here