My toes hurrrttt. I’m gonna have to actually see a podiatrist I think

Okay, now I’m REALLY done

I wish Landman was about a guy made out of a mountain, that’d be so much cooler

Boom Boom by John Lee Hooker is about poopin’

I got a Veteran’s Day present today at work- it was a tshirt and hat with the company logo on it and a muffin they got from my girl’s work lol

Any restaurant that keeps it real dim automatically gets like a 10% boost in my opinion of it

I fear I may be too old to follow the dream I’ve had since I was a child- to become a mindfreak.

Thinking about replacing all the lightbulbs in my house with these

It was December 5&6, 2025 at the Los Angeles Alamo Drafthouse. No one can recall exactly what occurred, except there was a q&a after with @JustinHBenson and @AaronMoorhead. It was the beginning drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...

Like, it’s fine if Bond is just dead and that’s that. There are a million Bond films, it’s okay to cap off that well

Yes, but the disconnect comes in when I can’t tell whether responding to it is a good idea or not

Imagine if there was a “just grow the fuck up” clause for certain types of lawsuits

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

One thing about the Joker, he’ll break into your house and steal nothing but your Roku remote

Orange is an underrated leaf color

Tree I saw downtown

This is where Betty and I got married, and where we had her memorial

We had like three people quit today before lunch omggg lmao

Thinking about a new phone case (it’s squishy!)

Absolutely

An entire goddamn day of grinding every part off the table bcz the same handful of dummies don’t know the difference between “on paper” and “in actual practice”

Things run so much smoother when the Clean Boots Posse stays in the office

Well everything was running well and lo and behold, someone had the same “why don’t we use NO” brainflash they have every two days and now my machine has slowed to a crawl for rework 👍

Just overheard somebody at the store say “October is so iconic” and now I’m gonna go home and go to bed

Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"

would you have the strength to carry it?

Hate it when somebody spoils a show for me by telling me it exists

I wonder what the count is of horror movies that begin with a family moving into a new house

Yeah okay

Just gotta buckle down through Thursday- gonna have a night out, then Friday is my b-b-birthday and I’m told there are plans!

We’ve done a few trivia nights now and I have had a few drinky-drinks at them and I have decided that even though I will ordinarily call in at the drop of a hat, I will not call in bcz of a hangover. Not that I’m having more than one or two weak GnTs anyway

Once again at work trying to wake up music.youtube.com/watch?v=AqyM...

So idk if this is gonna look ridiculous or not but I’ve decided that these two things are gonna be what I get myself for my birthday this year

I think I’m gonna go with this one

"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."

I have birthday money coming this week and aside from taking my girl out for a nice evening I’m thinking of adding to my leather jacket arsenal but I’m having a hard time landing on exactly what I want that isn’t $700 for no reason or $50 and made of mouseskin

Unprompted, in the middle of watching Arcadian, she turned to me and said “we have kind of a Bobby Hill & Khan Jr dynamic” and I (mostly) can’t disagree lol

What else is a No-Nut November pledge than a Meat Beat Manifesto

We both have to work tomorrow so we’re in our jammies watching movies and eating pizza rolls already

So we’re restarting Adventure Time for the third time this year lol

Come on and Slim, And welcome to the Jim

🚀 + 😫

This is a funny thing in my life too bcz I’ve had to adjust a bit so every piece of planning isn’t squarely on my girl’s shoulders- we’re very similarly ND but she’s a lists-and-calendars person (including what she’s going to wear tomorrow sometimes) so I try to tackle some of it, with mixed results

Ooh, time for coffee

Lmao I’m one of the least anxious people you’ll ever meet *because* of neurodivergence and my general inability to look all that far ahead. I am going through life like an errant balloon

BRUUUNCH

It is 36 degrees rn with a high of 44