Here it is on purple

I think this is the revolve I’ve landed on; I like the maroon sweatshirt so I had to balance it against that but I think everything stands apart well enough now. Also made the coffee less yellowy since that really got amped up in the printing

Love burritos but I think maybe we need to diversify the next time we buy groceries

america

They should make a xenomorph that hatched out of a scorpion

Sometimes I think rock bands in the early 00s mainly covered rap songs so they could say the n-word with perceived impunity

My Photos app had an auto-generated memory called “2024 With Hank Hill” and I probably need to do some cleanup of my photos

I wanna go hooome

Hey check it out, there’s a Wikipedia article about your johnson

Lisa Loab

I’M SO BORED; hour and a half cut per sheet. I could be scrubbed, in jammies, curled up on the couch with my girl and eating pasta salad right now but no, I had to open my stupid mouth yesterday

Do fire departments have a special hotline for car wrecks called the Fax of Life

Some tiling rainbows I made for Betty when she was in the rehab hospital in 2022

Being skinny feels like a curse until you’re about 35 and you look around at your peers and go “oh! huh”

(Bugler playing Taps)

Look how they massacred my boy

There is a machine down, and consequently, there are unprecedented numbers of guys standing around staring at shit. Kinda didn’t know there were that many people in the whole front office, but out of the woodwork they came

Back on my old machine in the corner today

My shitkicking boots better get here before The Rapture happens; I can’t be kicking Antichrist stormtrooper asses in UGGs

Tomorrow would be a great day to get raptured, my ass has to work another 12

Is it bribery if you take money but don’t do the thing you’re asked to do, or is that just birthday money

THAT DONG-DA-DONG-DONG-DONG

Girl mentioned the name “Destine” (shuddup) and I looked it up- I do not believe for a second it has ever been as high as 1612 in the popularity rankings

Imagine giving yourself the name John Legend

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Okay, time for us to finally eat the Subway I brought back like an hour and a half ago

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

I got my replacement plants today and they didn’t send two, they sent four!

Look at this fucking car, goddamn

Trying to remember… who was that right wing dude who pal’ed around with Rudy Giuliani and looked like an alien baby?

This asshole in the Subway with the 30 fucking sandwiches and the elaborate coupon plan is about to get the fucking elbow

Apparently they’re putting tar on the roof. For most of the spring and summer I didn’t see anything but the tar mixer thing on the sidewalk; it was like they were mixing tar for ambiance and bouquet. Glad to be proven wrong

Drop some SNAKES 🐍

It looks fantastic!

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I hope the rapture does happen tomorrow, get these murderous assholes outta here

So now that it’s officially autumn, I can begin adding jack-o’-lanterns to my porch

My coffee bunny sweatshirt is at my house!- on the sewing figure, I’m told- apparently she finds it creepy so anytime something like a hoodie shows up she dresses it; I’ve been keeping my green Deftones hoodie on it to disguise it for her

Hip hop concept album called Silent Ill

Happy Equinox! 🍂🍁

It’s super foggy out

21st night of Shrimptember

Open windows were fun for awhile but now it’s cold in here

Ewwwww, wtfff

We’re gonna open the windows and take a nap bcz it’s a sleepy, cloudy day