We’re just watching VHS movies tonight- so far we watched 1 &2 (last night), and tonight, Beyond, 85 and presently 94

Just walked past my motion-activated porch light dressed in black and it didn’t do anything

How tf are large McDonald’s fries over five bucks

Why tf is it so cold here, damn

Not, I’m watching VHS Beyond and I would totally watch a spinoff series about WARDEN

Nw Vampire Hunter D

What do we think about this suit

My haircut got crooked so I buzzed it all off to start over and I hate bcz I look like the villain in City of Lost Children

I started reading a book today that I hated so bad I literally threw it in the trashcan

(Probably not very) hot take but 16 Bit was kinda the best of the latter end of the dubstep era

New Bowl Today Black Walnut ~16"x13"x8" Mineral oil/beeswax finish $325

I really didn’t think that Batman picture would blow up like it did lol

Facebook really out here making some bold assumptions about me

More like, Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Badness, amirite? No really, am I, I’ve never watched a second of it

Tony Dookiepoop

Bamalam

Oldbaby- he’s a baby. But old.

Back on my bullshit

I hope this is snow blowing in

God I forgot all about this song

Check your pockets, everybody, I just found Jesus in mine

Look at these shoes

🫦 + 🦠

Well she shook off the fever overnight- it was pretty minor- so she’s going to work, and I’m at work, and I will see if I once again get her yucks passed to me. It’s like table tennis around here

Okiedokie, it’s devices-down time, deuces gooses ✌️✌️

Oedipal Arrangements

Employees,,, with benefits

Okiedokie, see you later, Jurassic 5

Gonna slop us up some joes for dinner

It’s too chilly in here for undies, she has a bit of a fever. I’m laughing but I’m not

She’s watching movies and eating grilled cheese in her undies

Chock Full O’ Nuts is what you get when you order coffee in a restaurant staffed by Project Mayhem

ye olde pickle factory this reads like a parody of itself

My girl called in “too cold” this morning, and, respect tbh

Well I’m full of gravy fries and I’m home alone & bored, so I’m gonna take the opportunity to go to bed early; good night

I like to socialize, but my town has very few opportunities for it, and few things that could be called “events”. Didn’t stop me from buying a baby blue linen summer suit, which I will no doubt wear for no reason at all, eventually just defaulting to going to my girl’s work and pestering her in it

I have occasionally gone to church with various family members since I’ve been back and I don’t think they grasp that (a) I’m doing it bcz I’m bored & by myself at home that day, not bcz some spark of kindling piety, and (b) I’m there with the hopes that we go out to eat afterwards

Shocked in the balls And you’re to blame You give ball-shocking A bad name

Eatin’ “good” in the “neighborhood”