well actually i am ready for the rapture

recontextualising being someone who hates taking the bus as enjoying the positives of the journey - as a chronically nosey person it lets me look in way more windows more quickly

we as a culture need to move past shoe laces i feel. we need a different shape, a different energy there

> Woody Allen Calls Cancel Culture “Dumb,” lol. lmao, in fact https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/woody-allen-cancel-culture-dumb-people-wont-work-mistake-1236376154/

in this house we love and support mawaan rizwan #streamjuiceseason2

PLEASE pay no attention to my extremely eye-catching new phone

love veejay on project runway, she's been talking shit about the twins all season (justified) and the second it gets brought up she makes it about rejection for being trans (unrelated). she is built for reality tv

me listening to any new album: ok album of the year contender !

i love that madison beer's career is just looking really hot constantly and releasing 1-2 bangers per year

she had a stick and a dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RUjfajOqmc

the uk’s new left wing political party disintegrating from in-fighting on the same day they start getting voters to sign up

so the tiktok deal as i understand it: US users will have a new app that they must move to to keep using it, and are basically in a bubble of only other american users. then the rest of the world continues enjoying the app as it is today?

him: you smell nice me, opening the notes app to draft a statement: thanks. while I appreciate that, i take no joy in reporting that this fragrance is tom ford and therefore on the bds list. i made the purchase before being aware of this fact but i continue to learn. please show mercy at this time

alien earth is a gorgeous show. just dripping money in every shot. it would be nice if the story nearly lived up to the visual spectacle

the vibes in the real housewives of london are rancid unfortunately

there's a week in october where i'm going to music gigs 5 nights in a row lol

a version of big brother but filmed by and from the perspective of cats wearing those gopro collars

this is kinda deep when u think about it

i love that middle bit of eusexua that sounds like the club mix of the bbc news theme

there is a lot more Posting lately

what are we all getting ready to be disappointed about in the nintendo direct 🥰

starting my first listen to the jade album on track 7 because we've all had the first 6 tracks for months

New YouTube video from Slayyyter: ✨ Slayyyter - CANNIBALISM! (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwzF9AZGhfY #music #slayyyter #youtube #musicsocial

sorry but the floor on the uss enterprise being badly applied vinyl stickers is cracking me up, i just don't think a real spaceship would have air bubbles there

good morning

big fan of 'talk shit, get hit' as life guidance tbh

the irish version of the traitors has so much swearing, it makes it a lot more fun to watch

my aunt used to do this thing where she would put lottery scratch cards into birthday cards as like a fun thing, but the whole time i was in fear of winning a huge amount of money and tearing the family apart

kinda love when london has a tube strike, big last day at school vibes. everyone in the city goes feral trying to get where they need to go

me on a slow year:

that woman crashing her car while singing along to britney is actually such a vibe

that tate mcrae vmas performance... popstars are back baby

do not try the plant-based babybel they are not good

thought it would be cute to watch the conjuring movies before the new one but there's 8 of them ?? who let that happen

me, already with too many projects: what if i ranked every gilmore girls episode by autumnalness ☺️

the concept of acting is so weird. like that woman is scarlett johansson. we all know it

the new georgia song is a full banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyrtejozf34

the host of slaysian royale is kind of like if julio torres and liza minnelli had a baby and that baby was a demon twink

ari aster i love whatever is wrong with you

stephen king really was the chuck tingle of his generation

I have decided to provide exclusive daily cat content — catent — of totoro on my pixelfed stories

the opening shot of the sylvaniandrama account being this after the lawsuit, we are so back

my new @Ciaraioch ‘soft girl summer’ print is up 👙

the cat catching me clean his litter box is top 5 humbling and degrading life experience, for sure

the new i know what you did last summer is generally not very good but this line delivery in particular is peak cinema for me

my new roommate 😻

i don’t wanna live without soup or whatever remi wolf said

it’s been so long since i’ve taken any umbrage. maybe too long