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Disclosure Day (2026)

Hanging out with proper Yorkshire people is so camp because someone will just throw out the term "midden" like they aren't dropping old Norse terminology

A group chat should never be 50 people it should only be 3-8 people with a shared enemy

Nostalgic for that specific but limited period of time superstore did really good bloody marys (2016)

sorry but to me rose gray is just a gentrified jess glynne

David Hockney's mockumentary about himself making A Bigger Splash is on Netflix atm. Really reframed him as a melodramatic horny art twink for me so I recommend it if you want to know more about him

Very hard to draw your own hands when you are drawing with your hands

Guess I gotta accept the pain Need a cigarette to make me feel better Every good thing comes my way So, I- So, I put my heating on (I put my heating on)

and then she realised she was no longer a horsegiirL. she was a horsewoomaN

Lol this MasterChef finalist saying she worked in "sustainability and mining". All mining is sustainable if you wait a billion years!

I think it's fine if TV shows end, you can just watch them again (the good bits anyway)

Tell me where is summer, for I much desire to speak with him.

My go to office lunch used to be m&S super nutty wholefood + mexican rice and avocado

instagram really buries anything without a selfie in doesnt it my apologies for taking a risk and putting myself out there creatively

uniqlo SOLD OUT of the good colours of sock on line. why have a website you idiots

Feel like they are auditioning for their next blue peter presenter on interior design masters, but you can't engineer another banjo. Emmely's reaction to the critique was so real

Started trying to read Naked Lunch but it's pretty much Euphoria S3 with more references to ectoplasm

I think I need to move somewhere 30% more remote than where I currently live

I put my hand through the portal because how tricksy can the children of the forest be and then immediately got lost on a straight track with the route programmed on my watch so I won't be trying that again

my dad said some of my ancestors lived in this ruined village, thanks for the tea dad, for spilling

I didn't realise you were famous up here

Oh the new evanescence album is really good like! More electronic bits like Amy's solo stuff but big gothy belters like we deserve

new car, new style, new activewear new face, new body, new health regime

i know you're here // i know you're not here

Saturn's Return (Girls Trip) is my favourite Caroline Polachek song

I think you guys might be thinking about russell t davies too much

The cooking of a sacred deer

Trying to buy a nice whisky in Scotland a horrendous procedure,, my dad standing an inch away from whatever I look at judging if it's not the whisky he would buy and the hunting lodge looking English shop worker firing random questions at me once every 45 seconds

who else up early morning performative sketching by the loch

In the woods, we all fam[phibious]

Performatively reading in the night garden

Just saw a pine martin bob across the track in front of us, I didn't think they were such big chingusses?

I've been far too outdoorsy it's getting dangerous. Might pack it all in and live in a cabin selling heather to get money for wifi

what if we joged in the ancient pine forest listening to patrick wolf 🧙‍♂️

Olly Alexanders next album going to be funded by having shine on the omaze tv ad OST

it's soooo skinny dipping with your heart out when the fell run has you skipping over the limestone pavement

My dad invented a game for the village gala called The Golden Cowpat and these are the biscuits my mum makes as prizes

You know I was always wondering where drag queens stood on chicken washing discourse, thanks for clearing that up.

Kind of crazy that the events of Prometheus are going to take place in less than 70 years

backrooms ??

That'll do

girl what

I don't need maximum pleasure guaranteed to be great I just need them to allow tatiana to maslany

calling people NEETs is a bit pointless if you have to follow it up with 'not in education, employment or training'

dressing for spring summer 26

Sure why not let's have another hail storm

What is From about what is happening in that show I should know by season 4 but I have no clue

Lena Dunham calling her mum a top,, I think we can find more words and use them to say what we mean when the things are different

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