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this season of druk feels like it all took place in a k hole ten years ago

Taking off the cape didn't make raven look less like the grim reaper

same energy

that surprise new empress of song

enough skircles, let's rate them from worst to best

The trouble is Sarah was shallow to make comments about Dean's weight but he does have a personality that inspires bullying

Why do they always do this

I hate the noise she makes to call the xenomorph

sorry but the halloweenification of october makes me sick of spooky content by the 30th. if halloween lasts 28 days its from the 16th october when im seeing frankenstein to the 13th of november. this allows for maximum actual halloween events to take place. thank you.

ykw I am willing to accept

Sam on big brother adding further confusion to what my accent is supposed to sound like

Ok it's been like ten minutes maybe I should have another career pivot

my moneys on nicole kidman

If he stopped dying his hair he'd look just like Jeremy Corbyn

This is so humiliating, it's bad enough you die with food hanging out of your mouth the last thing you need is 70 million years later people are calling you fat

Not my fastest 5k but definitely my most uphill one (180m, aiming to jog all the way up stoodley pike before winter proper)

wachel woddy

A cool rock I saw at the weekend who used to be a tree

Spending a lot of this week in Leeds a for a conference and ykw u do have to live it love it actually

ok being rude for a sec but manchester doesn't really have much art on at any given time

ok just need one more T O W E R photo to complete my triptych

the gays on mafsuk are always so clapham

Kinda see JADE as two EPs JA (singles compilation) DE (Nicola Robertsian experimental mid tempo EP).

Visual evidence of me going 'looks like there's a better path over there'

Catching up on MasterChef in the restaurant challenge and some people have whole dishes to do but they're making out like this woman plating a slice of pie with a scoop of ice cream has the same challenge as people doing mains

cacio e chili crisp kicks ass take that italy

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

Finally been arsed to start putting up my hooks

Surely this is illegal

ok maybe someone else, ideally hitherto unknown, can set up an actual left wing party

Weapons: Bad! sorry

watercress panna cottage gives me a really uneasy feeling

And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to

Humiliating: the gay running group starting their run as I was stumbling home from my own (sweaty)

making myself another instant coffee, the most expensive drink in the world

Banana bread porridge, heating on in September, water pouring through the ceiling, swinter is back with aveangeance

This is what it sounds like when ducks cry: quack quack-quack quack quack Quack QUACK 🦆🦆🦆

The sheer eeriness…it should be a bang barge, and it should slither down the canals of England, arriving with a fog as obscure as stone and bone-chilling cold. A single hooded gondolier pushing it along with a stick should summon young men within with a curling, skeletal finger in deathly silence.

reading through the feed here today I miss mastodons CWing and the ability to turn off reposts. There's critical mass of people doom spiralling on here that you can't really use bluesky and avoid getting sucked into it

Ok just checked my spending insights and until 2026 any time I mention buying anything you have to say one of the following: - there is no magic money tree - more uncosted spending promises from the party of boom and bust - I'll get that

She should be concentrating on driving her crane leave me out of it

Norway invented the cinnamon bun and then was like yknow what that's great we'll only ever have that

That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!

morgen

morgen

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