I need scrt to leave me alone, their sale prices are too unyieldy

they are talking to me through the tv again

What's so special about 2016

took my time jogging down the canal to sowerby bridge. Can any Lancastrians explain this butter pie thing to me it's delicious in a godless kinda way

my neighbours hearing me play charli wall of sound for the fifth time this morning

Amazing they all have amnesia to Harriet inviting them to call her bluff yesterday #thetraitorsuk

Sam dresses like a next catalogue

Whenever you see a cabin in the woods you immediately think of the horror film Cabin In The Woods (2011)

8pm is too early for a respectable television show

Why is everyone so rattled by Harriet being rude this is not Claudia's Best Friend Race

I simply would not be able to cope with having rules explained to me for a new mission/game every single day #TheTraitors

ok thank u Tod Almighty for hooking me up with the slime for my mapo tofu udon I will donate to your crowdfunder

the new line under northern powerhouse rail will save people as many as a few minutes to get from bradford to manchester in as little as two (2) full decades. impressive!

Not surprising because it's max martin + robyn but talk to me 100% earworm

Lidl sell so many kinds of protein enriched slime, but try and find silken tofu, the original protein rich slime and it is nowhere to be seen

this morning i ate half a grapefruit

Games Workshop making record profits, good lord you bunch of nerds

The heated rivalry blokes come across painfully straight in interviews

Finished my spice cupboard is (just need to work out how to fix it to the wall). Lot of things I'd do differently but having picked a very difficult veneer and mixing my own shellac and wax polish v happy how it's turned out.

enrich MY ranium?

This is crazy how all this is happening while Lauren's gone. She has no clue

Last nights tea was chile colarado with pork shoulder, beef shin and bone marrow + borracho beans + chipotle crema in total 6 kinds of chillis. And homemade tortillas because the finna is gag. sis I'm dead as a chile

Not the guest judge on canadas drag race saying "I have a scottish grandma so I'm a sucker for plaid"

People who moan about everyone talking about traitors must have not been online during mel and sue era bake off

sooo which one of you is the ham and who is the net

If I incorrectly put myself forward as the most likeable contestant and then watched this back

this is a genuine hate crime

Ordered fish and chips from the one place that delivers on a Friday night in this town and it was truly abysmal. Bizzie Lizzie would be rolling in her grave if she could see me now

What did you just call me

How big does the piece of glass I ate have to be before it becomes a problem

oh here comes american traitors 🙄 (worse)

Peak gay culture that Matty is engaged yet not a single post on insta featuring his fiancé

Must be hard for a Met Officer to solve a murder without being able to turn the cameras off 🙄 #traitors

Lmao fever ray on the traitors is the crossover I least expected

sorry hamnet was what he called his SON? 😱 the writer with greatest command of the english language in history called his son "Hamnet Shakespeare"

joyce, tara, anya, dawn and xander won't be in it and i assume they can't afford to bring back willow. buffy: just some old lady hanging around schoolkids for some reason?

robyn really said

Just looked outside youtu.be/LrwMOcImEFc?...

For the last few days I've woken up with disco blisters and a comedown playing in my head and it's really quite a jarring way to be pulled from the matrix

Tarot reader: *draws the tower* Me: "is that bad?" Tarot reader: *draws another tower* Me: "uh oh" Tarot reader: *draws the plane*

2016 four times because you know what I look like now and that was the height of my chaotic evil reign

Amanda's grudge against jade is so funny to be

Everything they put in this to make it "toxic" looks and smells delicious too me unfortunately

yes bex! glad this is getting on streaming music.apple.com/gb/album/fam...

me bloc party 🤝 so cold in this house

you all deserve a pat on the back x www.theguardian.com/business/202...

My indoor crocuses are having an early spring (photo before they got attacked by slugs)

Time flies when you're having phone

I hate when you close a door and another one opens [due to the pressure of displaced air]