Pov: Holding 5 pringles

Why go to the gym when you can spend your entire day trying to get a flat piece of oak slightly flatter

They've rigged the lollaparuza 😱

Actually on a sunny afternoon Halifax kinda punches, especially the market

Just walked past a house with a VOTE LABOUR poster in the window. Can only assume it's been abandoned

People who I thought were dead but are not, a list: - Matthew Lillard - Eric Balfour - Justin Berfield (Reece from Malcolm in the Middle)

we have flap!!

Where do I find good tattoo artists I found this cool duck I really like

The whole of the UK right now

metas people you may know has gotten soooo from beneath you it devours recently

so thats knocking 0.2% off my current postgrad loan rate what a damp government www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

this weather is making me want to attend a fête. show me the tombola

sky my lovely i dont think this was wise stereogum.com/2494843/sky-...

it's the same as the back of my head, what it looks like is none of my business

Beanie babies

alison hammond age gap discourse

I don't think an Easter egg should be filled with slime

papped

I don't think Jesus came back from the dead for us to have hail storms on Easter Sunday

you can't spell bacardi breezer without cardi b

so riddle me how a "small latte" is cheaper than a flat white

they need to tell the discover feed that I don't interact with posts that get over 100 likes. That's not my culture

There is nothing more viscerally unsettling than textile art

What's inside it

back in the actual countryside

I HAVE FINISHED THE CUBE (apart from the pocket insert to add a book that will probably take me several more months to get round to)

ive always found space travel a little unseemly

take that hybrid

me halfway through project hail mary:

brent council stands with rina

This at Yorkshire sculpture park was excellent

The lunch in question was spring rolls and seitan banh mi

Packed the lunches in a 90s music video

everyone posting their robyn signing photos so here is mine from 16 years ago

alex!!!

They gave me two fortune cookies

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA giving Justice, predictably, but also dragula (complimentary) and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and eering into The Bravery via snowstrippers. go off miss new sleaze

There can only be one

I know they need to fill time on the MasterChef finale but it's very wife heavy isn't it

put up some spooky south east london photos

flashbacks to living in zone 2/3 and trying to go to a pub on a sunny afternoon off and all three i went in had been taken over by prams, last one i went in had toddlers jumping the bench i was sat on while the parents ignored them www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Made houmous using the recipe 'houmous' and used all the ingredients for houmous and it was a lot better

The Hunt on channel 4 is a combolation of traitors, the hunger games and tig. Obsessed.

lana saw what she wrote on her twitlonger

automatic curtains

every new/refurbed queer venue having the posh cinema aesthetic www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fir...

More of you pay for sky than I realised

You know it's good when the black pudding is triangular

Dying at this use of the concept 'penthouse'