posting screenshots of grok is technically posting AI slop

congrats on getting grok to tell you elon could chug more piss than anyone alive, I already knew that with my brain but I guess not all of us are as smart as me

The key to enjoying your time on here is minimizing your contact with the denizens of the Discover Feed. Now some will inevitably follow you, you just have to make sure they don’t stick around. That’s why I post about wanting a footjob from a goblin sometimes. Well one of the reasons anyway.

wow that's what grok says huh. convenient that i can see it on here. thanks

Centrist response to the president calling for their execution: “I may not agree with his words, but we need to find a bipartisan solution to the me being alive crisis”

This is just too many boring words, I would have responded with “ok, pedo” or even the classic “shut up bitch”

lol, why would they start now

In high school i confounded a men’s support group primarily to get out of class, but we ended up actually supporting each other and it was healthy and cool and wholesome

my in-laws are starting to get their dual citizenship with Austria approved, lol this is amazing

hi everyone, i’m john krasinski and this is some good news. personally, i don’t think it’s healthy to fixate on a constant stream of stories about evil senile nazi pedophiles running the government. so: who are some senile nazi pedophiles who have made a positive difference in your life

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

For no reason at all here are some Noam Chomsky book titles: Manufacturing Consent Hegemony or Survival Understanding Power Media Control How the World Works Who Rules the World Necessary Illusions Power Systems Secrets, Lies and Democracy The Respo- www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

the best thing about crypto evangelists is that in order to draw people into their scams, they have to loudly & repeatedly announce to the world how fat their wallets are, lmaoooo

pope leo and the pharmacists

nuzzi punks fuck off

Dasha Nek…Nash…Notgonnaworkhereanymore

let's turn this glory hole into a glory home 💞

where did trump get all the white house’s tacky gold decorations, the freaking home despot? 💬 1k ♻️3.1k ❤️16k

Devastating discovery

if you find a seashell on little st. james island and listen closely, you will hear the smooth saxophone stylings of mr bill clinton

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

I think I’m gonna respond to this random text with “nope, beef’s haunted”

imagine fox moulder having to give a report to kash patel

@neeratanden.bsky.social you got some ‘splaining to do, lol

Zeteo has made a searchable database of all new 26,000 files related to Jeffrey Epstein. Despite Trump saying this is a scam with "all arrows pointing to the Democrats," these have a whole lot of Trump in there. In fact, he's mentioned in these more than anyone else. Take a look for yourself:

“All cops are not bastards” coming from David Simon is particularly funny because across several tv shows, he couldn’t even create a fictional “good cop”

I would never get fuzzy wuzzy with olivia nuzzi, that would be disguzzi 🤢

oh you’ve never caught a ban for a post? Lmao ok, would you like me to cut up you’re food for you, can I tighten up your training wheels

it’s time to rename the ‘discover’ feed to ‘sicko mode’ because it’s for freaking sickos!

people really do love to log on to this app and only ever look at the ‘discover’ feed like a bunch sicko freaks!

Yeah everybody relax the time only does big and bad stuff on days that end in “Y”

ok so maybe I write for the daily stormer and all my coworkers are pedophile loving nazis but without us, where are you going to learn how to drizzle lemon juice on roasted broccoli and do word puzzles hmmm?

Wow

Who cares you still got money to put words in the NYT, congrats on being a human worm

We gotta stop labeling random NYT journalists as evil because one ran cover for epstein, you can label them as evil simply for working for the the NYT

🚨new guy alert🚨 Jeffery Epstein officially “a guy”

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

the NYT fomented a trans-eliminationist moral panic to run cover for the ascendancy of powerful pedophile fascists

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

This is like banning Sammy Hagar for saying he can’t adhere to a 55 mph speed limit

This is bad because the last time we messed with hitlers dna, we had to use some frog dna and then the hitler clones started reproducing and one of the hitlers spit venom into the face of one of seinfeld’s neighbors it was all real bad

Guys I know these Epstein emails are all vile, but we need to look for the silver linings. For some people like Noah B, they're seeing open representation in office for the first time ever.

As I sometimes like to mention, s the only reason you know who Jeffrey Epstein is (that is, if you weren't one of his friends/clients/beneficiaries) is because Ms Brown, below, broke the story of his sweetheart deal to get out of the 2008 trafficking charges.

aw jeeze, we invented the dune pain box for one specific thing, but now everyone is passing it around and seeing who can stick their hand in it longest. they’re all laughing about it. they’re daring dave to stick his dingus in there

I was adding accounts to the ai slop moderation list and found an account that just posts ai boobs and do they know real boobs exist and are like really neato

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

it is really funny that hollywood guys thought maga chuds would be lining up around the block to see sydney sweeney in jackie jormp jomp esque botched oscar bait

I bet bari weiss takes a shit like a rabbit, just shoots a stream of hyper compressed pellets straight out the pooper