The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand

the only barrier to shooting free throws underhand is ego and toxic masculinity. let that sink in

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

I did it, I found the worlds dumbest shirt

Like if you scraped all the bubble gum from Santa Monica Blvd and mashed it together in a sort of hardened gum man. A cancellation Gumby if you will.

the disconnect between what the DSA actually does/believes and what liberals believe it does is so fucking funny if you’ve ever been to a DSA meeting

As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.

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what if someone proposes to you stop the Empire State Building but you just want to be climb partners

The new PDX design is very cool and the layout is great but i feel bad for the guy that has to dust all that exposed wood on the ceiling lol

could god create a movie so fast that even he could not contain its furious

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

claremont, cato, aei, hoover, manhattan inst, koch foundation, the entire chicago school of econ, niskanen, TPP, tax foundation, basically every law school, brookings, reason, r street, mises, hudson inst, every chamber of commerce, atlas network, etc

Can’t afford your Culver’s shrimp habit?

Culver’s shrimp are only for the kind of extremely rich people who have ten dollars

I've been informed there's discourse.

You claim to be a poor socialist and yet you “live más”

The missing giraffe, who claims to be poor,

“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people Culver’s shrimp” — Margaret Thatcher

When you hear about someone going to Culver’s twice

DSA fast casual shrimp caucus

Every now and then you run across a new and even dumber definition of communism but “communism equals defending white power” is maybe the dumbest, lol

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Jamelle Bouie as Stevie Nicks. Now imagine they're Ukrainian. Doesn't look so much like the SVB bank run was caused by clout sharks getting in the robot now, does it?

I heard that they they added a special chemical to the reflecting pool so if you whizz in there it turn purple

I could not pick which one is taylor lorenz and which one is libs of tik tok chaya raichik out of a police lineup

Jazz Chisholm Jr. has to leave the game after an extremely unfortunately located foul ball

normal guy: hey man how’s it going Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler

impossible for the American sports brain, but I do love how a tie at the World Cup can be considered a stunning upset ie cape verde v spain and congo v portugal

peak FIFA brain

I love edgy comedies like “the office” also my microwave will function with the door open and sometimes I stand really close to it

there's a WORLD CUP happening IN THE SAME COUNTRY, RIGHT NOW, if you are watching the UFC then god has no room for you in heaven

ive got good news and ive got bad news

i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me

world cup group chat please, save me from posting on main I beg

death to america and all that but impressive outing by the usmnt

gotta give this a 3 out of 10. Too wordy. “Musk makes child porn”. Short simple.

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

i love the Chopped dynamic in international soccer. congratulations, your country produced three world-class right backs and no strikers. go make a meal with it.

Bluesky Version 1.124.1 Announcement: “Today we are rolling out Circles ™! Now you can join a Circle ™ with your best buddies and skeet, skeet, skeet ‘’til you can’t skeet no more!”

moratorium on all the big posters that showed up for the first time in months on group chat day, you need to sit in time out

last time I was randomly added to a group chat there was an actual mass shooter in there, so go on do you worst

who decided it should be a group chat and not a gang skeet

opening goal of world cup is mexico nutmegging the keeper on a bad south african back pass, love to see it

the knicks fucked up game 3 so now basketball overlaps with the World Cup and I will never forgive them

was just on a teams and the speaker was using AI to blur their background. Someone walked behind them and it blurred out their entire body but the boobs. Just floating detached boobs.