kamala's last soldier found on remote island still fighting war against college sophomores 30 years later

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Can this be a solution?

THE US GOVERNMENT HAS ARRESTED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, AND ATTEMPTED TO DEPORT SOME, WHO WERE BRAVE ENOUGH TO PROTEST THIS GENOCIDE WHILE YOU SAT AT HOME SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK.

guys like this need to take the sewer slide

I come before you tonight with an idea to solve your oil shipping problem. Probably the greatest-aw, it’s not for you. It’s more of Canada idea—

> convert oil into pavement > build land route around the straight > pull pavement up behind you > convert back into oil > problem solved

on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all

fake cyclist

too bad charlie kirk died so we miss out on takes like “the tanker captains scared to navigate the straight hormuz are all DEI hires”

The 3 genders

this org was founded by the family in Get Out

i just saw ezra klein in the household essentials aisle at trader joes he was biting into a roll of toilet paper like it was an apple and cooing softly

he's a cop, vrunt

two beliefs that are independent but still feel like a dichotomy: drugs should be fully decriminalized and sports bet/prediction market operators should face the death penalty

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

yeah I’m about to “lay mines” on the “strait of hormuz” (shit on company time)

these bozos voted to confirm a guy who will openly defy them on constitutional matters

This is like Cousin Eddie at the casino in Vegas Vacation type shit

leland palmer in the black lodge

Truly a perfect news alert

I have a coworker that plays an online game where you guess a word. No clues, no fixed letter count. You just guess a word.

there’s a reason tech people are so absolutely loathed

now and forever

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I’m restoring a raleigh tangent rainier 26” MTB and this paint and colorway are so clean, absolute beauty

how do you even reason with this lol

the joined Bluesky November ‘24 crowd is having hard time with this one lol

what other cool designs do you think were on the flash sheet platner picked his neat skull tattoo off of?

ok, ok, ok, say he didn’t know it was a nazi tattoo, he still pointed a wall and said “give me that” and the sin of getting flash art on your skin is unforgivable

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

if jesus christ doesn’t return after this war in the middle east we should put all the christians in the ocean

driving past anti-war protesters on my way home and they are waiving american flags and uh who do you think is doing the war

It's not all bad though. Fugazi has officially released the Steve Albini sessions for In On The Killtaker fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Nothing will ever top that original picture but I need people to understand that this is probably one of the most unreal guys alive. A totally impossible guy. Like by all rights he should not exist but at the same time he could of course only exist in the dimension we’re all trapped in.

he’s always giving hard doonesbury vibes

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

oh lol. lmao. lmfao even.

I also work for the shield of the americas and it’s chill, mostly we design cool logos for the shield

do you remember how people just glossed over john fetterman pulling a shotgun on a black jogger because fetterman was was an “anti-establishment” candidate, haha glad no one is repeating that mistake right

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

👇 currently running cover for a blackwater merc, lol

❌ drink at nazi bar ❌ get nazi tattoo ❌ post on nazi site ✅ punch nazis 👍

what’s particularly funny about this defense, it’s exactly the same playbook they’d use at fox news “but his wife is [ethnic]!” lol

caught myself referring to yellow mustard aka not dijon as “reggie“