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the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
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hair salon door art featuring high school era Nathan Fielder
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Calm down, iās not like she committed a real serious crime (shoplifting at whole foods)
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American century of humiliation accelerating rapidly
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2 days ago
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liking a barely legal porn skeet isnāt against the law or bluesky ToS. a good head of trust and safety would use this as a community learning opportunity to show the difference between a violation and just being a gross weirdo
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Cabel Sasser
7 days ago
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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ā§
9 days ago
I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! š«”
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just after this primary bro, I swear the republicans will drop the MAGA stuff bro trust me
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9 days ago
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Haus of Decline
11 days ago
I love Bluesky's even mixture of Gen X liberals and furries. Either half is telling stuff to the other half that makes them react like Steve Harvey on Family Feud
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Terminally Frogline
9 days ago
See to right wingers the propaganda machine is allowed to lose money. The post office, on the other hand, defies all laws of physics and reality.
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Donald Audette Jubilee
10 days ago
Wow thatās some clown shit. Also the guyās dressed like ronald mcdonald
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kamala lost because people couldnāt get over genocide is never going to be the argument you think it is
10 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
10 days ago
immediately hearing this in the barenaked ladies āone weekā voice
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leon
11 days ago
your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week
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Word on the streets right now, Aaron Rodericks likes fairly eagle corn
11 days ago
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June Martin
11 days ago
They suspended
@cara.city
for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safetyās pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
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feels good, man
16 days ago
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Tim Heidecker
17 days ago
What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!
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jeff goldblum was the original pretty fly for a white guy if you really think about it
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Just even saying āMAHAā out loud sounds so ridiculous, lol
16 days ago
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as a longtime Clara hater, slagging on āHeatā is actually crossing the lines into fight me territory
17 days ago
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our son informed us that he pooped on the potty at daycare (not the first time) and that his poop was so big āeveryone clappedā
17 days ago
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shhhhh if you are really worried about personal privacy, remember itās the affordable Chinese made EVs you arenāt even allowed to buy that are the real problem
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18 days ago
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manosphere but itās just a giant katamari ball of dudes
18 days ago
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rich traditions
18 days ago
here's my diagnosis of whats going on with civilization: we have completely lost the plot. what are we even doing here. whats the fucking point. things of this nature
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leon
18 days ago
my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training
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every mall used to have a store that sold swords, pewter dragons & cigars and you could hang out and blast cigs in there. If we bring those back than I will allow indoor smoking again.
18 days ago
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rich traditions
19 days ago
listening to someone like this go on about China as a threat to our hegemony is like cracking open a fucking time capsule. some scratchy radio address from the distant past. that ship sailed a long time ago senator. now is the time of looting
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Iām done with this notion that there are classes of people whoās only available path to upward mobility is enlisting in the military
19 days ago
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is this supposed to be upsetting or something? the military and butt rock go together like peanut butter and jelly
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19 days ago
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Nelly
20 days ago
HEARTWARMING: Oliver Anthony Has Successfully Freed Penis from Car Door. Is 2026 His Comeback Year?
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mr. cannoli
21 days ago
guy who makes up his own idioms: dude you are missing the penis for the balls
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ty flowers šø
20 days ago
at this point it would have been just as embarrassing to have had Joe Kent be our rep than her
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Chad Loder
20 days ago
One of the worst post-9/11 trends is the widespread use of "first responder" as a category to lump together cops with doctors, nurses, EMTs, and firefightersā as if they're all the same thing.
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David_j_roth
20 days ago
/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence
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keep in mind her district is the Long Island of Portland Metro, rife with spouse abusing drunks who earn $200 grand a year mostly from the overtime they make gassing crunchy grandmas and clergy
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20 days ago
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Iām sure to the researcher of the hyper online it appears that way, but like the overwhelming majority of people do not share every single thought in their head lol
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21 days ago
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22 days ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
22 days ago
lol, lmao
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bort
22 days ago
š blocked me after her pill-popping employee publicly called for me and others to be murdered, continued to employ said pill-popper
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22 days ago
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the virgin eminem vs the chad paul wall
22 days ago
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I bet this is what dang olā donny drumpf balls look like
23 days ago
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treb
24 days ago
if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty
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R.C. Brougham
25 days ago
it is very funny how much the Bluesky team hates the fact that their website became a refuge for people who wanted Twitter without the Nazis, instead of a place for technofascists who are too dumb to realize they're fascists to have what they think are high-minded conversations about technofascism
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
25 days ago
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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