hair salon door art featuring high school era Nathan Fielder

Calm down, i’s not like she committed a real serious crime (shoplifting at whole foods)

American century of humiliation accelerating rapidly

liking a barely legal porn skeet isn’t against the law or bluesky ToS. a good head of trust and safety would use this as a community learning opportunity to show the difference between a violation and just being a gross weirdo

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

timeline synchronicity provided by @danglinghemmie.bsky.social

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

just after this primary bro, I swear the republicans will drop the MAGA stuff bro trust me

I love Bluesky's even mixture of Gen X liberals and furries. Either half is telling stuff to the other half that makes them react like Steve Harvey on Family Feud

See to right wingers the propaganda machine is allowed to lose money. The post office, on the other hand, defies all laws of physics and reality.

Wow that’s some clown shit. Also the guy’s dressed like ronald mcdonald

kamala lost because people couldn’t get over genocide is never going to be the argument you think it is

immediately hearing this in the barenaked ladies “one week” voice

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Word on the streets right now, Aaron Rodericks likes fairly eagle corn

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

feels good, man

What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

jeff goldblum was the original pretty fly for a white guy if you really think about it

Just even saying “MAHA” out loud sounds so ridiculous, lol

as a longtime Clara hater, slagging on “Heat” is actually crossing the lines into fight me territory

our son informed us that he pooped on the potty at daycare (not the first time) and that his poop was so big “everyone clapped”

shhhhh if you are really worried about personal privacy, remember it’s the affordable Chinese made EVs you aren’t even allowed to buy that are the real problem

manosphere but it’s just a giant katamari ball of dudes

here's my diagnosis of whats going on with civilization: we have completely lost the plot. what are we even doing here. whats the fucking point. things of this nature

my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training

every mall used to have a store that sold swords, pewter dragons & cigars and you could hang out and blast cigs in there. If we bring those back than I will allow indoor smoking again.

listening to someone like this go on about China as a threat to our hegemony is like cracking open a fucking time capsule. some scratchy radio address from the distant past. that ship sailed a long time ago senator. now is the time of looting

I’m done with this notion that there are classes of people who’s only available path to upward mobility is enlisting in the military

is this supposed to be upsetting or something? the military and butt rock go together like peanut butter and jelly

HEARTWARMING: Oliver Anthony Has Successfully Freed Penis from Car Door. Is 2026 His Comeback Year?

guy who makes up his own idioms: dude you are missing the penis for the balls

at this point it would have been just as embarrassing to have had Joe Kent be our rep than her

One of the worst post-9/11 trends is the widespread use of "first responder" as a category to lump together cops with doctors, nurses, EMTs, and firefighters— as if they're all the same thing.

/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence

keep in mind her district is the Long Island of Portland Metro, rife with spouse abusing drunks who earn $200 grand a year mostly from the overtime they make gassing crunchy grandmas and clergy

I’m sure to the researcher of the hyper online it appears that way, but like the overwhelming majority of people do not share every single thought in their head lol

lol, lmao

👇 blocked me after her pill-popping employee publicly called for me and others to be murdered, continued to employ said pill-popper

the virgin eminem vs the chad paul wall

I bet this is what dang ol’ donny drumpf balls look like

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

it is very funny how much the Bluesky team hates the fact that their website became a refuge for people who wanted Twitter without the Nazis, instead of a place for technofascists who are too dumb to realize they're fascists to have what they think are high-minded conversations about technofascism

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?