the way Bogie digs his thumbs into Mary Astor’s cheek 😮‍💨🥵 alt text: four consecutive stills from The Maltese Falcon, Oct 1941; Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade forcefully kissing Mary Astor as Brigid O’Shaughnessy

the OP was a news post about Jimmy Fallon saying he was going to keep his head down, play it safe and not get political on his show

ok ok I made a spooky user name

I’m back in Morro Bay for a bit

Zohran Mamdani out there making every single poll obsessed risk averse Democratic politician look like the useless cowards they are by articulating a clear political morality

Zohran Mamdani calling it a genocide on The View and getting applause.

Don't worry, she loved this comic. RIP Dr. Jane Goodall 🤎

let the gourd times roll

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

I swear AI is like a fucking intern except they never learn and are more expensive.

The term mammogram sounds a lot more pleasant than it is. Like a telegram but it's boobs.

ok ok I made a spooky user name

Pete Hegseth told the assembled generals that ligma now stands for literature is gay, maybe army? And none of the generals laugh and then one of the joint chiefs of staff shouted out from the back ‘literature is gay maybe army my nuts’

the OP was a news post about Jimmy Fallon saying he was going to keep his head down, play it safe and not get political on his show

Honey, do you need anything from the condiment sow?

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

I think it’s safe to say we all expected nothing more of him

never lived in a country without a government before

Reminding myself over and over again that we don’t have to be surprised in order to be outraged

the way Bogie digs his thumbs into Mary Astor’s cheek 😮‍💨🥵 alt text: four consecutive stills from The Maltese Falcon, Oct 1941; Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade forcefully kissing Mary Astor as Brigid O’Shaughnessy

Idc if a Rando likes two of my posts, if the account expresses support for AI, that’s a block

This shit is so sad man

My father used to say, a crucifix is supposed to remind you that Christ died on the cross. A Latin crucifix reminds you that he */really/* died up there.

Conservative weirdos are out here making Starbucks baristas call out the name of a dead hate monger when their venti PSL’s are ready Meanwhile in China… www.livemint.com/science/news...

PSA 🚨 If you use a cat water fountain, you really do have to KEEP IT CLEAN, and this includes a periodic deep clean. Plus every 1-2 months you MUST CLEAN THE MOTOR. This involves carefully taking it apart per instructions (don’t lose pieces down the drain). Using Q-tips works best

DEAR GOD LET ME HOPE 🙏

another day without the Astros in the post-season we take the small w’s where we can

Dear David Lynch, Since the last time I posted, many more of our beloveds from Earth have passed into your Spirit Realm. I know you have power and I believe in you. I feel like the US is at an inflection point, and we could use all available help from the heavens. 🙏 Your ardent admirer Sarah Kite

over on instagram, Werner Herzog posted an unboxing video, his first and merely by being Werner, the simple is elevated to the sublime

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.” Get their ass, Werner.

made it safely to my destination but I would like to personally strangle each an every driver that thinks it’s ok to drive without headlights in a pounding rain

Here are some nice mushrooms

driving south to California thru Southern Oregon, and you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a CK memorial rear window banner (or a Trump “Never Surrender” window decal)

driving south to California thru Southern Oregon, and you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a CK memorial rear window banner (or a Trump “Never Surrender” window decal)

In the words of @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social, Nostalgia is the most toxic impulse

It's cool and good, actually, that this guy controls the world's largest arsenal of nuclear weapons

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over on instagram, Werner Herzog posted an unboxing video, his first and merely by being Werner, the simple is elevated to the sublime

🎶 BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME FOR ME FOR MEEEEEEEEEE 🎶

“Terrorism: a word used by your government to discredit people you oppress.” ~ Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh, 'Mo Chara' of the music group Kneecap, speaking on the occasion of the terrorism charge against him being dropped by a UK court

Dear David Lynch, Since the last time I posted, many more of our beloveds from Earth have passed into your Spirit Realm. I know you have power and I believe in you. I feel like the US is at an inflection point, and we could use all available help from the heavens. 🙏 Your ardent admirer Sarah Kite

It's Smeepy Saturday. Repost if u smeepy

Fash: I cannot go to the Cracker Barrel again until they let the hostess say slurs Also fash: I have purchased $800 in RIP Charlie cakes from my local trans baker to see if they'll refuse so I can sue them but they just keep making me cakes Also also fash: I have spent $1,000 at Starbucks on tea

Hakeem Jeffries still refuses to endorse the Democratic Nominee for NYC mayor but has plenty of praise for Eric Adams who, left the party, openly supports Trump, & cut a deal with Trump to disappear the DOJ’s bribery & corruption charges against him. Can’t imagine why the Dem Party has 26% approval🤔

I stand by my conjecture (also, fun fact: Adams didn’t drop out soon enough, so his name is still on the ballot) nypost.com/2025/09/28/u...

another day without the Astros in the post-season we take the small w’s where we can

We’ve all joked that the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 opened a vortex to Trump, but have we considered that the Astros missing the playoffs for the first time since 2016 might close it? Much to consider.

DEAR GOD LET ME HOPE 🙏

Happy Game 162 Day!! The postseason is going to be amazing. But first, we get one more day of 15 games for 2025. Savor this!! Baseball is the best!!!