The minute I see a hairstyle wrong for the period, or hear a phrase that wasn’t used during that period, I cannot watch an historic drama anymore because I’ll hone in on that and it will keep bugging me to distraction

Spring allergies have made me merely a vessel for mucus

Some evenings, I just like to watch the smart tv’s screensaver of all these aerial slo-mo drone passes above earth. So soothing

METS LOCKER ROOM: great job so far, boys. now did everyone get a third helping of this thanksgiving turkey before we start this next inning?

“Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.” ~ John Waters

Finally got an eye exam and it’s ridiculous how nervous ANY sort of doctor’s office makes me. But this one was particularly trying. Then I had errands while dilated in a crazy amount of traffic, so I’m so DONE IN

AIM SMALL. MISS SMALL. I am at a loss to understand what they’re trying to convey with this utter nonsense

Is Mr Beast now muscling his way into the Impulse Buy Beef Jerky market? $4.69? Not nice

AI is best understood as a cyberattack against a functioning society and should be treated as such

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

This ABS challenge policy is bullshit & unfair. It’s easy for a catcher to tell if something is a ball or a strike from their vantage point & challenge the ump, but it’s not as easy for a batter to make this determination. The entire system dances around the fact that home plate umps are trash ⚾️

Yesterday I visited a mall in Vancouver, WA. They had a colossal arcade called Round1, w/all manner of games, toy dispensers, pool tables, bowling alley, party rooms. The loudest thing I’d ever walked into. Like a Vegas casino for the tween set. Truly a wonder to behold! (One of the Godzilla games)

#OtD 23 Apr 1931 a communist newspaper in Germany published a list of taverns used by the Nazis. Anti-fascists then began a spate of attacks on taverns in which fascists met and organised. Unfortunately, it was insufficient to stem the Nazis' growth stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9531...

Yesterday I visited a mall in Vancouver, WA. They had a colossal arcade called Round1, w/all manner of games, toy dispensers, pool tables, bowling alley, party rooms. The loudest thing I’d ever walked into. Like a Vegas casino for the tween set. Truly a wonder to behold! (One of the Godzilla games)

It’s nearing the end of the instruction year, and schools everywhere are showing signs of strain or utter collapse due to Department of Education cuts, DEI cuts and the like. It’s fucking grim out there, and right about now my violent fantasies are ramping up 🤬

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How about advocating for a cultural shift where it isn't developmentally damning to be trans you foul harpy

Sueing the makers of blood orange iced tea because the blood to orange ratio is too skewed towards orange

Anyone who attends this deserves whatever happens to them

tofu wants you to know that he is a fancy gentleman, unlike that boorish puppy

This ABS challenge policy is bullshit & unfair. It’s easy for a catcher to tell if something is a ball or a strike from their vantage point & challenge the ump, but it’s not as easy for a batter to make this determination. The entire system dances around the fact that home plate umps are trash ⚾️

It’s nearing the end of the instruction year, and schools everywhere are showing signs of strain or utter collapse due to Department of Education cuts, DEI cuts and the like. It’s fucking grim out there, and right about now my violent fantasies are ramping up 🤬

How you know I’m old: I see “MJF” in trending topics and think “Oh no, did Michael J Fox pass away?!”

At least old Democratic Congressional stalwarts have the decency to die. Wish I could say the same for Republicans

It used to be that my daughter thought I was weird when I’d make up new lyrics for *sung-to-the-tune-of* songs But since she moved out, it’s now my cat Ivan that gives me the YOU’RE WEIRD look Moms: On Earth To Make You Cringe

My next book (October 20) is on the Victorian medical detective Joseph Bell. SLEUTH-HOUND is a whirlwind tour of Victorian forensics from the perspective of the man who loaned a voice and razor-sharp logic to Baker St.’s famous resident: Sherlock Holmes. /1

It used to be that my daughter thought I was weird when I’d make up new lyrics for *sung-to-the-tune-of* songs But since she moved out, it’s now my cat Ivan that gives me the YOU’RE WEIRD look Moms: On Earth To Make You Cringe

Private Equity sucks ass

ah cool, more tax money going to prop up Tesla's falling sales www.teslarati.com/tesla-just-u...

At least old Democratic Congressional stalwarts have the decency to die. Wish I could say the same for Republicans

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Parody is straining to keep up with reality.

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'Retire Never: Why Boomers Can't Stop Working' is a free book idea

Chatgpt is the opposite of a disability aid. It induces the very problems it claims to help. It doesn't help autistic people communicate, it makes it *significantly harder* to understand text due to badly and sloppily altering its meaning because it has none.

Private Equity sucks ass

Priceless post from the official White House social media

John Waters turns 80 today.

Der wunderbare John Waters wird heute 80 Jahre alt. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the legend John Waters, BotD 1946 🎉📽️

Happy Earth Day.

Hey Bitch: Pay me my tariff money!!

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Hey Bitch: Pay me my tariff money!!

am conflicted about the whole redistricting thing but republicans staring at the sowing/reaping meme is kind of hilarious tbh

three subway pizza rats in a trench coat

I stg the new “put a bird on it” is “put a horse on it” seems like so many items for sale are trying to steal horse clout