they’re just giving white people credit for everything now

What magazines etc are we subscribing to tell me of your physical media please

Meanwhile

Sorry I’ve been very busy seething

New shirt arrived today courtesy of @flaviusvalens.bsky.social

I think I want to make myself a cute toadstool hat for Halloween and dress like a mushroom 🍄

That's why I say, "Hey, man, nice socks."

Might take myself to the used book store tomorrow idk idk

Too many good covers to pick a fave tbh, but I *really* like the VOWWS cover of Crying youtu.be/VvKnViCGBGo

this is a stick up

Ok if you’re a plus size person and you have lace up bodices WHERE DID YOU GET THEM bc I apparently can’t fuckin read a tape measure and when I order it’s waaay too big of a lacing gap?

I’m thinkin about spinach dip

The Sunday night football song gives me the bad asmr

Finished this book today. I don’t remember how it wound up on my reading list but I am thankful because it was really great and had me in my feelings at the end of it.

Goodnight sleep tight

Dyed on a Comfort Colors long-sleeve t-shirt for a respected mutual. NFS 🫡 Under ice: Terracotta. Over ice: Golden Yellow, Deep Yellow, Orange Crush, Golden Brown, Oxblood Red, and Pumpkin Spice. All dyes from Dharma except for Golden Yellow (Jacquard version) and Pumpkin Spice (ProChem) 🫡

We’re at it again

Put a cake in the oven and promptly turned the oven off lol whoops

I can tell I’m going through it when cat sitter videos got me teary eyed lol

When the Cheesecake Factory menu reaches 666 items it will open the gates of Hell

I’m making my own sauerkraut and it’s fermenting nicely and if it turns out great my ego won’t fit through the doorway

This time of year is when witchy women are at their most powerful so you better give them little treats

Home By The Sea’s going on the Halloween playlist

I finally finished reading Frankenstein! I had no idea the monster was vegan!

I am rooting for the Detroit Tigers baseball team

I just think that it is actually a criminal act for a store to force a hapless patron to listen to Barenaked Ladies on the overhead speakers

i thought he was british

Using ai is obeying in advance

I’m wearing full summer clothes out still this is wild

it is ironic the war on drugs is being led by a man who would die if he stopped drinking

I thought I was the party but alas I am the clown

anjou pears, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1932

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

what if we all went goblin mode

Tell me something good

I had leftover homemade apple crisp over yogurt for breakfast 10/10

Tell me something good

I sculpted teeny tomatoes yesterday for my #miniverse setup I also made a creepy char-boo-terie board 👻🎃❤️🍅 #art #artsky #sculpting #polymerclay

Good morning 🌞

The Detroit Tigers

If you have halloween or adjacent tattoos I would love to see them!

I think I want a lil ghost tattoo or something like that. I already have a pumpkin lady carving her own face that’s Halloween adjacent, but I want more.

Halloween attire season innit

Halloween attire season innit

I started Frankenstein and it killed my reading momentum

One thing that seems universally true is being rich makes you dumb and insane

Anyone read The Bone Season series? Do you have ~opinions~

I made a really good pot of greens this weekend and I really hope I can recreate them bc I’ve been thinking about them nonstop lol

Good morning Hex people Become friends with reclusive wizards Impersonate the King’s advisor Steal his gold