Remember learning that possums and opossums were distinct but similar creatures and thinking well this is untenable

We're here for the pharaoh’s money, not yours. Your money is insured by a complex system of IOUs, occasionally chiseled into stone, despite the modern assumption that this was a simple barter economy. Think of your families, don't try and be a hero

Very funny Spotify logo make everything look like dog ass

Angels in the outfield And fire In the sky

Crop’s cream

AI was fucking with the 1 picture to 1000 word ratio and broke both

Seeing a thumbnail of what is advertised as a Firefighters vs Tailgaters baseball game live on YouTube and thinking god no don’t spread this is so dumb I clicked so fast once I noticed oh that batter is on a unicycle

Developing a healthy dose of paranoia or noticing bizarre turns of phrase in otherwise AI written news slop pieces that are so strange they’ve got to be Christian extremist in origin Maybe both or neither 👍

The overlap between confidence and incompetence is so good. 5 stars to life on that one

They’re gonna put me in the movies They’re gonna make a big star outta me They’ll make an aura compilation about a man that’s sad and lonely

Something surreal about observing even our “good“ politicians. They don’t actually name enemies as messaging as a rule. You’d think everyone just wanted good stuff. But that’s not true. We have enemies. You need to take this seriously.

When Polis gets his oil & gas gig, he should face prosecution for quid pro quo

burying this on a Friday night because these pleas are embarrassing, but, today is my birthday and I'm trying to earn enough gas money to drive (again) to the NBA Finals in June. Give yourself the gift of a subscription to my fun NBA emails, the cost of which helps me with another gallon of gas!

Artosis and Tasteless linking up with Coheed and cambria to write a brood war album

What can you even say The law doesn’t matter if you’re white and moneyed

Logging on and checking The Lists of Posts that Have Been Edited to See If I Still Agree With Them Or If They Have Been Changed Substantively Enough That I must Now Remove My Fav It’s a blast great feature

The WaPo stuff is so bad I honestly don’t quite understand How People Are Okay. It’s just so fucking stupid

Relaunching circuit city as what it should have always been: a big ol town for by and of computers, programs, things of that nature

Who is this for

theyre monetizing your shapes please…. they’re building complex structures…..

asking senators to take the stop being a piece of shit challenge

If we had a music video countdown host named Bicycles Mainly maybe things could be different

Wet the line! wet the line!

Assume that, for the sake of balance, we’ll be getting a WaPo produced communist media property soon called like Fuck All This Shit

Amazon has received more than 11 billion dollars in subsidies. Its clearly a conflict of interest for Bezos to be doing shit like this. But hey journalism or whatever

Jeff Bezos still breathes. But at what cost?

Remember when Tom Cotton said in the newspaper to send in the troops

People like an irreverent guy in his 20s. an irreverent guy in his 40s is not fun

So sick of people calling them “just pokemon cards.” It’s not just cards or content. this is my retirement strategy

Wow. A podcaster got criticized for doing a “look at the stupid communist bitch” ”joke” and now we all get to hear about it for days as people go hey that’s my friend

Coming in hot with takes about how people are too online with their drama to shitstir the pot with your 120000 followers is crazy

Probably stressful as shit being a squirrel. let em puff

“You’re going to regret this in a week.” Lol I thought posting didn’t matter why would I regret it this is all made up

Posting isn’t praxis until it is. I don’t know how that isn’t obvious. It’s a form of communication. It’s clearly useful or you wouldn’t be spending the time cropping screenshots You’re all just as self serious as anyone else and this shit is exhausting

I gotta be honest I dont find those fat fucks funny

If an advertisement stays in your head too long you should be able to successfully sue for damages. There’s no reason for a 2007 Mr T WoW ad to pop into my head

Which is wild, considering we all know it happens

Passing the good news by word of paper.

Trump doesn’t give a fuck about your finances. unfortunately, I have bad news about the rest of them

Thought make comedy legal was a conservative bit but I see it’s actually seeing some use increased use among the nihilistic

Dunking on STI testing I think has broken me

“The responses to this are really fascinating.” I will eat you Whole

The centrists are really starting to feel themselves which is incredible since they’ve been getting their asses handed to them consistently for decades and are eating more shit more quickly than maybe they ever have They’re feeling the bruises and they’re going to come after the left

knowing that people cheat in monogamous relationships somehow means that words 'no longer have meanings.' i have bad news for you, the overwhelming majority of cheating that has ever taken place has taken place between two cist het people who both believed they were in a monogamous relationship.

”bLuEsKY mOMenT” What is the joke? Please I think we’d all actually really like to know

You watch twitch and yet you’re an adult. I don’t understand

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Tender Shonin Eats Waitress at Panera did not respect my bushido. Not. Cool. ⭐️/5