Managing a fleet is one of those things that sounds kind of neat but is so mundane

“Aren’t we all kind of culpable?” Maybe! In a way thats not particularly actionable. talk to your priest about that shit

I fundamentally do not understand how anyone can still believe the democrats are at all interested in opposing republicans

“Aren’t we all kind of culpable?” Maybe. Is that useful to you? Also, fuck you. I am not responsible for shit that occurred prior to my being born. That’s not how any other thing works

This place is transphobic and sucks ass, sure, but in the way “all Americans are Nazis.” the other website is actual goose stepping Nazis. You do you though. I’m sure Twitter is very important to you.

We went from the tonight show with Conan to the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon and that’s not when the wheels fell off but it’s close

More realistic advice than whatever LA Times is suggesting for avoiding the parasite outbreak: move

That Grimes and Elon still have their kids is crazy

I denounce Adam Carolla.

Making myself laugh thinking about the sound city governance of….. Cuomo? Adams?

Frowning after realizing this damned hobbit is Italian

Yeah I’d date a center. But her ass better be grabbing boards

Q: What’s a good name for a goose False friend answer: Gustav Real Answer: Geese name themselves and will resent you for what they view as interference in their affairs Austin Powers Answer: Who names a goose? Honestly?

The thing about The State is it doesn’t have to do market incentives. There’s no reason to dangle that carrot when it seems like you don’t want to give the carrot anyway. But you don’t want to use the The State to disempower these people. You defend their right to power at every turn

My proposal for what to do about racist capitalists in the South, and the north, and everywhere else, would get me banned

Twooooooo wars?

Many people would love a Paris site but don’t enjoy having a parasite………

this? This is just normal diarrhea. Nothing to warn the cdc about

ICE is executing people in the streets. the idea that these guys are anything other than a white supremacist paramilitary force is just not based in reality

Exactly how many of our elected officials are incapacitated right now? Not for you to know!

All films are released twice. First as a blockbuster then as a flop

Theres probably an interesting movie to be made about RDJ and the marvel universe

Shoutout to the dead, to the dead, to the dead

Get the distinct impression our electeds talk about their seats like golem talks about that dang ring

Unclear to me who the public mourning for Graham by elected Dems is even for

Wendy’s had some of the best pickled jalapenos in the game and theyre just gone now Another victim of woke

What is a worker if not an electron orbitting the small business owner, the smallest economical unit

When they talk about small business owners they may as well be talking about yeomen farmers can you be serious for a second we have serious problems

Lane closure near my house for road work made it go from left turn | straight | right To left turn | straight & right And you would not believe the amount of people fucking it up. The vast majority. despite there being signs

An airline that specializes in providing near death experiences

Taylor Swift shocks fandom by releasing album titled Boring Music for White Women. Yes I bought it

Regarding the Swift/Kelce marriage: just get married. What is this shit

I wish Elon Musk was currently on freaking Mars!! Without a space suit!!!! Fuck him!

Cross stitch and computer graphics are pretty much the same

creating mythos around the exercise of power but none of that shit is real. It’s just power doing what it wants and everybody creates justifications after the fact because the reality is terrifying

The media is talking about the pool so much because theyre cowards. And if you’re in media, surprise,

I will be shocked if the media and democrats in power don’t just ignore those convictions. I will gladly eat my hat, but we live in hell and there’s a lot of demons

Americans used to refer to themselves as an empire all the time but after that become politically less than ideal suddenly it’s all no what? Empire??

I hope Elon lives forever. So I can ”US official policy at Guantanamo Bay” him

I’m a progressive. I believe in doing nothing but acknowledging that things are not good

You spend all this money on beautiful, fancy books—and they're the wrong fuckin' books

How does the modern liberal even view the intelligence agencies? Conservatives are of course hypocrites, so that’s that But the liberal on paper pretends to play by the rules

USAID, being an instrument to move money and aid around, can do both good and bad things. When we all decide to be adults again maybe we can hash this stuff out

No, they were also attempting to reconcile their own politic aims, which is why all those guys were given slaps on the wrist instead of a firing squad

Capitalism is literally cooking Europe, capitalism is sending people to jail for a century for protesting, capitalism created Trump and Musk, capitalism is protecting Epstein's clients. These things aren't aberrations, they are the explicit intended outcomes of capitalism - features, not bugs.

Yeah sure it’s damning but that doesn’t matter Do you think any one in power doesn’t also believe this? They’ll do this to antifascists and put the kid gloves on for fascists because the people in charge are fascist.

When it came out I thought the pundits in V for Vendetta were a little over the top but I urge you to watch The Five and come to any other conclusion than we are so far down the rabbit hole

the thing about getting 50 years for a noise demonstration is next time you may as well do it with a firearm

They won’t let you say fascists deserve to die

The thing about a judge in the U.S. is they have an address and a face that you can absolutely cave in with a fist