Setting aside everything else absurd about this….. who writes these? i hate this voice. I hate everything about it

Cinematic parallels: 1. green gas in Minneapolis 2. green gas in The Scholomance

Remember when the governor of New Mexico declared a lockdown and police departments were openly defying that order You want to give these guys more money?

Dems will hide behind The Rules until it’s advantageous for them to forget about the rules to shiv the left

Does she . . . you know . . . do stand-up . . . ?

turns out people that like the IDF don’t really have problems with ICE either. Huh

Collaborators

Who is this even for man

I don’t know how to explain to people that “online” takes place in the real world

You’re writing it as a joke that you have perfect centrist politics but you also very clearly believe it. Weird places we’re in

when your lefty lawyer podcasters are palling around with pope hat, that’s not great

Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie

Yeah yeah the leftists are unhinged and you’re a cool more centrist podcaster that will be saying exactly what they’ve been saying in about 5 years and wanting credit for it

Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision

Twist: rockstar is removing the gta online Charlie Kirk kill missions because they will feature prominently in GTA 6

If I was a nerdy cybersecurity guy I’d also probably say yeah Chris Hemsworth pretty much nailed what we do. It’s just like that

At some point we probably need to address that liberals are very on board with prosecuting communists I know that’s not your point, but it’s mine

I feel like I’m going insane

A still fundamental issue is Republicans want to kill everybody and Democrats want to be their friend

*both chuckling* obviously we’re going to be racist, what’s in a name

No real person is confused by this. they only think it’s a hard sell because they’re trying to sell to people that like ICE—their peers

god everything else aside it’s incredible RFK Jr is the Health Guy

Language can be hard. You think you’ve been invited over by a neighbor for some hot dogs but you get there and There’s no food. its just sexy dogs

You guys don’t have to be weird about the Trump/Weiss kiss. A five second frencher is entirely professional

What are some of the other cities Debbie would do? sound off below 👇

The Rescuers Down In There

gubernatorial-style ass

looking at US literacy rates I’m not sure it’s fair to single out this website

Baseball Bat Man And Baseball Batman are different guys. please leave Baseball Bat Man alone

ionic, covalent, and james

When the racist meme becomes national policy

They call it AI because it makes you go “Ayy, I was wonderin if you were a moron…. no longer!!!” when you hear supporters

Don’t take the bait, fellas!

matt bai is somebody else. people aren’t typoing taibbi over and over again I know. It’s fucked up

so, welcome to the jungle We’ve got fun and games I’m Brian Is this your first time with us?

Senator, care to comment on the death squads or, like when you use them abroad, are you in favor?

“April 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields fam”

Of course you’re also using nonviolence. Not windmill kicking my way over there

*throwing my voice* hey id like to not die

You aren't actually overreacting other people are sleepwalking.

Adam Tooze on professional Dems: “If you had any self-respect, you would not be on any podium again, ever, sounding off about anything. Because comrades, if we were in the 30s, I would have taken you out and shot you. You fail like this, you don’t get to come back and show off your wounds.” 👑

“Through the power of technology we can now scan the population for their opinions.” Why only two choices? “Because they’re morons, you see, who must be brought to heel. Otherwise they wouldn’t work.”

“I’d like to subscribe“ brother would you believe through the power of technology you can do both

Elected Democrats looking at funding a fascist movement hellbent on racial purity: look it’s very complicated,

The press considers yelling at the Gestapo “verbal assault” but the Gestapo murdering someone “self-defense”

Help me find alien fans who might buy my work in the future so i can keep buying my dog plush winter coats

Don’t ask why Minnesota or ICE aren’t trending topics. Anyway, cash tags,