What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Why Me?/Modern Girls/After Hours 90s -Frankenhooker/Showgirls/Heavenly Creatures/Nowhere 00s - Ghost World/Lilya 4-ever 10s - Meloncholia/Portrait of a Lady on Fire/Under the skin 20s - A Different Man/Tar/Decision to Leave

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

He's got the whole world in his hands. Too bad they are diseased and rotting.

If you’re concerned about the birth rate and are not racist I need you to know you are just stupid.

This is like a setup to a horror movie where you actually root for the ancestral spirit of vengeance to kill everyone.

Nothing happens even when everything happens. This is an era of boring insanity

This is like a preview of what it's gonna be like When It Happens

Conversely, men could get lonelier. Grow the fuck up, please.

What if the United States had a Congress?

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

Two of the four films in this collection are North American Blu-ray Premieres and include over 4 combined hours of fascinating Special Features. Disc 1: INNOCENCE Disc 2: EVOLUTION Disc 3: EARWIG Disc 4: THE ICE TOWER

A soothing balm

any way i wish all people trying to ban books a very eat shit

School sure has changed since I was a student. Kids don’t even listen to Cursive anymore

wow it’s almost like the US and israel are both bad countries run by bad people!

Guys, racist Grandpa is horny again

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Every day just a new fresh hell

One: He isn’t paying for shit because he never does Two: because he never does and never has, it’s irresponsible to report this like he will Three: It’s illegal for him to do so and even if it weren’t, the correct answer is for him to pay his goddamn taxes

The "in front of Zendaya" elevates this to art, for me

Y'all. . .it's been a year. Literally a year since Miss Fanny almost died from her heart attack and the world has come back for our necks. Literally my neck. Fanny got ringworm and gave me the ringworm. With our medical/cleaning fees. . . my savings are wiped out. Any help would be appreciated.

gavin newsom is jar jar binks

"I looked up, and up, and up, and up, until I saw Tom Noonan's face, looking down at me with a curious expression. 'What did you say your name was?' he asked." A remembrance of my friend Tom, lost too soon. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-beauti...

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.

disrespectfully, what the fuck are you talking about. you don't need an ID at the library. you need a library card, which anyone can get.

I love Tom Noonan so much. What Happened Was is a masterpiece. He's so scary as a serial killer on the X-files. So so sweet as Frankenstein. Every performance he gave us was incredible.

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what I thought about when I saw Musk's stupid racist tweet: Minnesotans have spent the last month and a half saying we will die to defend our multicultural community.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

We need to shut down the whole Emerald Fennell thing until we figure out what the hell is going on

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Bro literally came out and said “it’s our labor and culture that has always made the Americas great: y’all are just the beneficiaries of slave owners from sea to shining sea,” and I am here for it.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

explain to me, very slowly, like the dimwitted child you must think I am, how body cameras or ICE cooperating with cops would have prevented any of the many, many, many law enforcement murders committed by both ICE and cops over the years which were already thoroughly documented on video

BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior

"I just want to be really clear that I in no way understand my enemies or the situation and am manifestly not suited to lead in these troubled times."

few in power are fit to meet this moment and i'm losing my mind

the deep masculine insecurity behind this shit is so wild and like... way too on the nose

at this point if you're saying "more training" you are complicit

They're not abducting your neighbors to distract you from the fact that they're pedophiles. They're abducting your neighbors and also they are pedophiles.

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously