Fucking Cuellar again

Anytime this chudfuck comes up, I'm going to remind people that Pelosi, Hoyer, Jeffries and Clyburn went to the fucking mat to keep him in his seat when a progressive woman challenger ran against him. This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.

Trying to use this conversation about Don Lemon getting arrested to trick my friends into googling lemon party

Most authors don't write thirsty passages about Edie McClurg in their novels. Most authors are cowards.

Julie Hagerty's reaction to Ted spitting is one of the greatest comic takes

I used to get so angry at the Kareem-bashing in Airplane

Captain Oveur is in the files

Not really shocked that was the take from the talent that wrote Deadpool & Wolverine

If we accept the centrists' position that the left is immature and won't vote for the centrist candidate, then the responsible thing to do is nominate someone on the left, as surely the centrists are mature enough to turn out against Trump

Are they trading pedophilia futures

Wasn't the original idea of student loans was that they took ~10 years to pay off, or am I making that up?

"Why won't the Dems attack the GOP on this incredibly obvious front?!" idk man because they never have?

Elrond: We must take the One Ring and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom. Only then will we be free of Sauron. Joe Biden: Don't you worry, Jack. I got this guy, calls himself The Mouth of Sauron investigating the other guy. We don't need to do a thing about that ring

General Dodonna: We've gotten the Death Star plans at great sacrifice and if we launch an attack right now we might just save the galaxy. Joe Biden: Naaaaah. I think we'll just go ahead and get back to normal.

The fact that Trump absolutely panicked when Biden got his hands on the files tells me Trump has a higher opinion of Biden than I do

Republicans are like "Giving citizens bread is socialism and circuses are degenerate"

The biggest effect of Charlie Kirk's assassination was breaking up Tenacious D

He was mad because they were both adults

I honestly did not understand just how racist Biden is

"You supported a child molester after you knew he was a child molester" should be the retort to any conservative who acts morally outraged about anything for the rest of time

That would certainly be an excellent tactic for an opposition party. We should probably get one

*Eddie Murphy white guy voice* "We are...uh...CONCERNED that uh...these hot Latin rhythms could...uh...CHALLENGE the uh...feminine...uh...CYCLES..."

The right worked tirelessly to make a world where we move on from school shootings within a month or so and have the temerity to be shocked when they find out it also applies to fascist chuds

Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too

Chuck Schumer out there reminding you that he works for Trump, not you.

One of the best movie reviews I ever heard was this woman who told me she didn't like Best in Show because it was about the people and not the dogs

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AGAIN?!

As we (rightly!) celebrate the beauty of the halftime show, please know that Minneapolis is still in need of help, as are other communities that are dealing with 🧊 raids. Mutual aid funds are still needed to keep people fed and get things like rent paid. Help if you can! #loveisstrongerthanhate

Watching conservatives try to process art is so fucking funny. It's like showing a dog a magic trick

The GOP is facing some serious headwinds in 2028, so centrist dems like Klein are hard at work trying to figure how to blow the election

"As Trump takes a wrecking ball to the country while siphoning billions of dollars into his own pockets and protects every variety of sex criminal, we talked to the dumbest motherfuckers on planet Earth"

Dude loves pederasts so this could work

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

An antifascist group gave out shirts that looked fascist but after the first wash would reveal a helpline number for people who wanted to get out of neo-Nazi movements. It was incredibly effective because the second the fash saw it, they screamed bloody murder so people who needed to hear it did

My mother: Hey have you watched the new season of [show I've never heard of and am not sure even exists]?

This is a bad time to be a copywriter, but when the AI bubble bursts it's gonna be reeeeeal good

I think he's a good bunny

I bet all the MAGAs are going to look at the halftime show and thinks that most of America hates them. And yeah, that's dead on. Good call by the MAGA folks for once

My wife's a Seahawks fan so I'm gonna need everybody to cheer for them

Wow Green Day looks old. Wait, Green Day IS old. Oh shit I'm old. I should take something for my back

Showed some old '80s toylines to the kid. Visionaries, Super Naturals, Dino Riders, and Sectaurs. We really had awesome toys back then didn't we?

When the Mummy Returns came out I was really disappointed but looking at the rest of the director's filmography, it's honestly a miracle the first one was good at all

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Alex Jones and other right wing goblins like him spun up so many conspiracy theories with far less than this. Their silence should tell you everything you need to know

I never realized how much Peter Stormare in 8MM sounds exactly like Tommy Wiseau

In some ways, snowboarders are like dogs. Neither one is supposed to drag their asses on the ground

Ice dancing but it's uncoordinated middle aged couples skating to popular songs of the early '90s

Moon Knight is a fucking maniac