Every line in this thing is ADR

What I most remember about '97 was that's when I started dating my wife. She wasn't my wife then of course. She was just the hot woman with the Wolverine poster

We weren't this sweaty in '97

Predator versus Simon Phoenix. Don't pretend you wouldn't watch

Danny Glover is basically playing Martin Riggs in Predator 2 which is why it rules

I love how everyone treats Danny Glover like he's Arnold Schwarzenegger. "YOU couldn't carry him up there!" when Danny looks like a pretty normal guy

Kind of funny how badly they whiffed on what LA was like in '97

Predator 2 is such a having pizza and beer at a friend's house movie

I love that since Predator 2 was shot in the early '90s Danny Glover looks like he's wearing his dad's shirt

I have a hard time processing the different Predators as different characters, but they are.

Tread Perilously‘s final 2025 episode is, oddly enough, a Tread Merrily. Special Review Unit Captain Charlie Wright joins @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social for an episode of the 1980s Beauty and the Beast called “God Bless The Child.” Via @fanbasepress.bsky.social

Reread Doctor Sleep. The villains are a bunch of Jan 6 types who torture kids and spend the book dying of measles

JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle MARY: what should we name him *baby shits all over* JOSEPH: jesus christ

Built a Barbie dream house today. Feel like I passed some kind of dad test

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/

Apparently it's too early for my dennis Miller impression

GOD DAMMIT DUTCH! WHAT OTHER BIRTHDAYS ARE YOU CELEBRATING FOR THE D.A.?!

Tread Perilously‘s final 2025 episode is, oddly enough, a Tread Merrily. Special Review Unit Captain Charlie Wright joins @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social for an episode of the 1980s Beauty and the Beast called “God Bless The Child.” Via @fanbasepress.bsky.social

My wife made Christmas pancakes for Dirty Mike & the Boys* *local raccoons

Since you can't put images in chat, this snack that was just going to @jameshaus.bsky.social is being distributed far and wide

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

George Miller might be the only filmmaker whose movies get better with bigger budgets and less oversight

Abolishing ICE no longer cuts it. We need to prosecute every one of these motherfuckers

They checked the other bathroom at Mar-a-Lago

I'm watching a movie about a Santa who's really bad, and he's trying not to be such a bad Santa, but he has all these bad Santa instincts that get him in trouble. I think it's called The Santa That Wasn't Very Nice

Just a reminder that Trump has, on camera, bragged about walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants changing and explained his 17-year-old daughter asked him not to “date” girls younger than her. I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible

It's so funny how Arnold Schwarzenegger was just borderline supernatural in all his movies in the '80s and we just accepted it

*watching grifters and madmen devour the GOP from within* It's like if Dracula made another Dracula who then attacked Dracula

Dammit now I want to watch Ladyhawke

One Battle After Another: Maybe one fewer battle.

The funniest part about Schumer and Jeffries is the framing they want us to believe is that they're trying to figure out if pedophilia is unpopular enough for them to do something

Hey @schumer.senate.gov the Baileys will never like you

Well that's a fun way for Marvel to announce they're out of ideas

*Media stares in despair at the numbers, finally zeroing in on the 3% of Democrats who approve of Trump* "Trump has...bipartisan approval!"

It rules that Bari Weiss was hired specifically because she's a bootlicking cur but she's too stupid to even succeed in the easiest of tasks

We're gonna have to start calling them the Trump Files

When people talk about who will pick up the torch after Trump, I think they're forgetting how much time he spent just being famous. There are jokes about him being rich and famous in fucking Cheers

Tidal just played me some Public Enemy and apparently I need to listen to a lot more Public Enemy

Bari Weiss is going to singlehandedly treat the impostor syndrome of a generation

logging on

This would be super embarrassing if Ezra Klein actually believed a single thing that comes out of his mouth

These fascist worms thought nobody liked them because they're white but they're learning it's because they're weird little freaks

Centrist Dems when they're winning: Haha, fuck you socialists. Better things aren't possible! Vote for us because we're your only choice, and if we lose it's all your fault! Centrist Dems when they're losing: Hey we're all on the same side here

One of the primary purposes of the Democratic party is shielding Republicans from consequences

Every A24 movie is like "what if you were so sad it made a monster"

@treadperilously.bsky.social's "Tread Merrily" heads to San Francisco for an episode of Trapper John M.D. called “‘Tis The Season.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social

Still think Long Covid won’t happen to you because it only happens to the elderly & infirm after scrolling thru this long list of famous people with Long Covid that includes many pro and Olympic athletes? N95 masking is your best protection against Long Covid. Just ask Violet Affleck. ✊😷

Tate was getting tagged by uppercut leads which is such a dumbshit punch I didn't think they were a thing outside of drunk brawls in parking lots

Lex Luthor is a douchebag

My biggest problem with the popularists is extremely simple: they lie all the time about what is popular.