Watching these new Looney Tunes with the kid, and Bugs has yellow gloves

Fuck I'm Miss Piggy

It's so funny that the FBI has just decided "Okay, criminals write on all their bullets now and that's how we're gonna pretend to solve every case"

People who get mad about being called Nazis sure do like to talk like Nazis huh

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The two big swings Alien Earth took were: 1. kidult protagonists in superpowered android bodies 2. 4 other xenomorphs as potentially dangerous as our favorite dickhead

We cannot expect our big beautiful president to climb stairs

Flawless political instincts. A real sense of the moment

this will only fool the smoothest of brains so it should work like gangbusters for Republicans

this is so not the point but is it me or is Jessica Chastain getting hotter

A grave insult to our big beautiful president who only wanted to celebrate his deep and abiding friendship with Jeffrey Epstein

“it is neglect of the highest order to look children in the eyes and say we knew how to protect you and we just didn’t do it.”

Tough to rank Alien Earth. It doesn't have the highs of Romulus but it doesn't have the lows either. The references are organic enough that they're easy to miss

Having finally seen the new(ish) Fantastic Four movie, I'm gonna say it would have been better as a Silver Surfer movie

I wish I could draw because I keep wanting to draw the It's Always Sunny gang as the Fantastic Four

They will keep "testing" UBI until they get the result they want

Alien: Earth has been pretty underwhelming but I'm enough of a mark to hope that the finale will redeem it

We can do something for THOSE kids TODAY. Donate anything, I mean $1, and it goes directly into the hands of kids who can't afford a book. Let them have something good to go home with today. Do something and feel goddamn good about it. shop.scholastic.com/viewCampaign...

Inspiring words from a man who knows how to ski

It's so funny watching Schumer and Jeffries desperately trying to give him political cover but his melted brain is too hateful to see it

Cocaine so white it says tylenol causes autism

Look at our big beautiful microwaved president

Poopie's up on the strip

I love the Tylenol thing because 1. It's a dipshit fight he can't win 2. that his dipshit supporters aren't on board with 3. he's gonna back down like a little bitch 4. and look even more weak & incompetent

Conservatives exist in a perpetual state of homicidal panic. Seems exhausting

Fascists are spineless little curs aren't they

Cocaine so white it uses summer as a verb

If Kimmel comes back and immediately throws some big shots at the administration, well, let's just say I'll have to take back some of the things I've said about him

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Just think of what else we could do

Now we get to see how much long term damage they did to the brand

Sure seems like something an opposition party could run with, were there such a thing

Anyway, here's a treatment I wrote for THE VELOCIRAPTURE

The push to run forced-birth Dems does not make sense if your goal is winning elections

In 2022, Kansas voters *overwhelmingly* defeated an anti-abortion ballot measure. Ohio voters passed an abortion rights amendment in 2023. And Missouri? You guessed it! Voters passed Amendment 3 this past November. So no, we don't need 'pro-life Democrats' to win.

what movie do you consider “perfect”?

US: You gotta reform the court, dude. BIDEN: Hold on, I need to see if bribery is still illegal

All the Charlie Kirk funeral did was show a bunch of people that this is a movement that does not grieve

Relieved that my weird crush on Allison Tolman remains unproblematic

Weird I keep hearing how we have to move right to win elections

Did anyone ever consider that grifting is HOW fascists mourn? So insensitive

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

Trying to do a Lilith Fair doc without Sarah MacLachlan and Jewel is pretty funny

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Somebody skeeted at me that Biden governed from the center left and I need to scream into a pillow

Stephen Miller is really just Dennis Reynolds minus the good looks, charm, and glimmering of conscience

It's too late.

This should mark the end of pretending these people operate in good faith but it won't