Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. 12 lonely bachelors adopt a dog

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Robin Riker is dreamy in Alligator

Both of my favorite Jaws ripoffs were written by John Sayles

Bear in Obsession looks like if you took Jeremy Davies and yassified him by 20%

Also, Bear's a moron. Yeah, Nikki's great but he has a Velma-coded best friend who's into him. That's the dream!

Inde Navarette needs an Oscar nom. I'd love it if she won, but the nom is a bare minimum

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I'm watching The Americans again

If Dan Aykroyd had played Pierce, Community would have cruised to 6 seasons and a movie

In no particular order: 30 Rock, Community, Frasier, Golden Girls, Police Squad, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Rec, What We Do in the Shadows

Christine Baranski's '90s run is the stuff of legend. What a treasure

Me explaining the Birdcage to a modern audience: "Okay, this guy is upset because his fellow Republican got caught with a child sex worker. Yeah, that used to be a dealbreaker for Republicans in 1996. Different time."

Community is a top 10 sitcom for me and this might be the funniest line delivery in the entire thing

The Birdcage's biggest flaw is Dan Futterman and it's not entirely his fault. It's a no-win role and you need someone with next-level charisma to pull it off. Had they lucked into Paul Rudd this thing is flawless

The Kangaroo is a truly incredible dipshit in the Spidey rogue's gallery. He's this asshole who gets his brain cooked in the Outback and decides to learn to jump like a kangaroo. He faces off with Spidey who beats him so bad Kangaroo retires. He comes out of retirement when the same mad scientist

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Mike Johnson sweatily scrolling his phone to see if his son jerked off

I'm hearing some pedophile made a speech?

My brother *might* be MAGA but I haven't spoken to him in 10 years

I hate him

While it would be nice for conservatives to understand how their destruction and mismanagement of the government led to this point, they can't really understand things like cause and effect

The right being mad at Nolan is so funny because the guy is a conservative! He's just not a reddit culture warrior, so the babies flip the fuck out

Nolan is the absolute master of making dumb movies that seem smart

DC Absolute rankings 1. Batman 2. Wonder Woman 3. Superman 4. Green Lantern 5. Flash

I love how First Blood is a legitimate movie and Rambo isn't. It's like if the sequel of Sophie's Choice was Friday the 13th

I was watching Predator Badlands and my wife walks in, looks at the TV for 2 seconds and goes, "The hunky predator?"

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The only good part of AI features is the endorphin rush you get disabling them

I liked the anti-AI subtext in Backrooms a great deal

The monster from Backrooms is an incel It Follows

Obsession > Backrooms

Backrooms is making me want to run Unknown Armies

I can't be the only person who geeked out at the Katharine Isabelle cameo in Backrooms

Chiwetel Ejiofor is great. Love that guy

I don't know what a liminal space is and neither do you

And there's Cuellar! That man is addicted to being on the wrong side of history

Now is the time for Carl's

I have no sense of direction and navigate entirely by landmarks and memory. A Backrooms situation would kill me instantly but I'd also not figure out that anything weird was happening

Studio execs like AI because (among other things) it is designed to give them "the bad version" and that makes them feel smart

"don't embarrass yourself" Kind of you to think I have another move

The more I sit with Obsession the more I like it

This is a real Sophie's Choice for Trump, testing his love of rapists against his hatred of Black people

My "I just spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

Sometimes you just have to write. Get the bad stuff on the page, trust that you'll find the good stuff, then go back and delete all the crap

That joke is funnier if you know TJ is one of 2 US presidents who died of diarrhea

Avoiding vegetables so I don't die like Thomas Jefferson

Like a shower made of gold

Now my friends are trying to tell me there are people who go to Taco Bell and don't get diarrhea

Patreon might have the most singularly unhelpful help desk I've ever encountered. At this point it really feels like a bit