Discussing this with my therapist OJ Simpson

Graham Platner: ‘I Didn’t Know Extramarital Sexting Was A Symbol For Cheating’

In Ladyhawke, Michelle Pfeiffer plays a woman so beautiful that everyone falls in love with her after a single look and yep, no notes

AI could never do what GDT does for so many reasons, but chief among them is that it will never get horny for a monster

I've always said that Republicans don't believe in anything but I no longer think that's true. It's pretty clear they believe they should be allowed to fuck kids

Of $2.5 billion of fire relief funds, $0 went to fire victims. $75 million went to the military. $14 million went to pay cops to tear gas civilians who were protesting against ICE. www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...

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Good art requires empathy which conservatives proudly don't have

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I don't know when we decided it was okay for Americans to say whinging

Underrated part of ATJ in Furiosa is that she really does sound like Charlieze

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Back in the '90s people were like "Can you believe X-Men was canceled?!" Now, having read Silver Age X-Men... yes! I can believe it! It's terrible!

Someone asked me the other day, “If Trump can just do whatever he wants, then a Democratic president can too. why is Medicare for All impossible? Why are reparations impossible? Why is anything off the table?”

Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida looking at each other like

Okay Mona Kimura is unreal

If this is a real guy somebody's gotta be fucking kidding

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Not shocking that this is coming from an agent

Not thrilled about all these Pratt for mayor signs I'm seeing

This is fucking gross and evil and I kind of think he would approve

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Comics rule

New boycott list dropped

My dog tried to chase a crow today and I had to explain we don't need that kind of heat

If you're not thinking about God's sweaty uncut hog for an hour a day you're basically a communist

I guarantee you there's at least one Dem strategist worried about alienating the pedo vote. I assure you, they all vote Republican

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Carnage first appeared in Spider-Man 361, meaning that it only took 61 issues for them to decide Venom wasn't extreme enough

Not every Republican is a pedophile, but every Republican wants pedophiles in power

Ken Paxton loves pedophiles!

In any Republican primary, the more pedo-friendly candidate will win

One of the best features of the old LA Weekly were these movie reviews where they would barely mention the actual movie in question. You just had to parse the insane ranting

I don't know who decided every YouTube video needed someone in the corner making a silly face but whoever did needs to be in the Hague

When the scammy taxi guy says your tech is bullshit

You mean to tell me the convicted conman was lying

A job interview asked how I use AI in my personal life and I said "I'm a better writer than AI so I don't use it for anything but I can understand how less talented or intelligent people might find it useful." I didn't get the job

Study published in the Journal of Infectious Diseases estimated based on conservative assumptions that the total economic burden of Long Covid will exceed $8 billion between 2025 and the end of 2027. Despite this, both the Biden and Trump administrations have done little about Long Covid. #Medsky

Honestly funny that the elites have spent the last 2+ decades normalizing mass shootings and then acting confused when we don't care about violence against them

I figure Enya spends most of her time petting cats and thinking about the light of the 2 trees

I hope Enya's doing good in her castle

In the '90s some filmmaker should have figured out how to use Enya like they used Tangerine Dream a decade earlier

You can tell a technology is good when the entire ruling class has to scream and cry and threaten to get you to use it

This is the first time I was disappointed my family was excommunicated

What if Ryan Gosling saved the world with an alien that sounds like Tina Belcher

"You have to use Twitter for your job!" lol Nazis can't read

It sure is interesting that the biggest AI boosters are the same ghouls who have spent the last 2 decades ruining the internet

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It's honestly sad how much of the modern conservative project is just the most obnoxious people on earth throwing a tantrum because no one interesting wants to talk to them

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