"The pen is mightier than the sword, Darth."

Hey "Space Power Warrior," is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?

the funny thing about all my no-thoughts-only-vibes Tipsy posts is that in actuality this cat is extremely smart and crafty, like this bitch will def eat her own tail but she also figured out how to open a cabinet AND a box to get to my q-tips

Livestream:

joke's on them my first internet chat was in 1985

Godzilla stars in Jurassic Park IX: Rise of the Titans

Huge Star Trek shot update! Fixed all sorts of issues, added some cool VFX to the scrubbing action, and fixed the lighting angles. High-sample render, working on the SFX now! Enjoy, and suggestions are welcome!

It’s weird how this doesn’t say “oops we accidentally pushed out/incentivized to leave/fired” a lot of engineers and it turns out engineering projects need those.

The Game Boy Light - A tougher console that can be played for longer periods of time thanks to that all-important backlight! Such a sleek design, and as with a GB Pocket ad I shared a while back, the copy promotes it as one for adults because of the less toy-like design.

Screaming

Gus loves yelling for his tube treats! Our sitter is taking care of us again. Gotta yell extra loud so human can almost hear it!

I'm craving sushi: let's talk about who *invented it*. Our story starts in the Mekong River valley: Laos, Cambodia, Thailand. Locals realize they can preserve river fish in barrels with layers of salt & rice for YEARS, a precaution against drought, famine.

Ikarie XB-1 (1963): Poster art by Teodor Rotrekl (1923-2004) I need it framed on my wall 🤷‍♂️

It’s my turn to tell you about walkie today! There’s not much to say because we got a bit of a late start, but it was wet (freezing rain) so both Rory and I had to wear towels when we came in! 🧵 #DogsOfBluesky

HES HERE

Pioneer Katalog 1973.

あくびをすると鼻が曲がる。がんぼるぞい。 translation: When I yawn, my nose curls.

not wrong

If I was running a terrorist cell I’d be pretty happy that my opposition is run by a plumbing company inheritor named markwayne

she didn't even go to any of the job interviews i graciously set up for her today

Hey kids, if you loved the Torment Nexus…

Wang Shishen 汪士慎 (1686-1759), October 1728: 每餐先备买鱼钱，曾记携归小似拳， 一自爪牙动黠鼠，傍人安稳卧青氊。 I set money aside for fish before each meal. She used to be no bigger than my hand -- Now with claw and tooth she routs the crafty rat, And drowses by her humans on her mat.

Ohhh gosh, I'm glad I didn't miss marking this anniversary: 45 years since the release of the Sinclair ZX81. This was the microcomputer that fuelled the UK bedroom coder revolution, and the springboard for careers in the industry for many of our game devs of the 80s and 90s.

I hate when MeanCat borrows the wheelbarrow. Means he wants to get rid of a body or something, probably mine. I’m sure it’s fine

The burning Cybertruck video loop will continue until morale improves If I had skills, it would have a Blade Runner vibe with a Vangelis synth soundtrack youtu.be/_FgqzDEe3HE?...

Aw, it's the Romeo and Juliet of the auto world.

all of Bluesky impulsively refreshing their feed today

[Exit Murderer.]

It’s #ThursJay! Enjoy this Steller’s Jay having a drink of water #birds

I found a good tutorial on navigating the Mac OS and optimizing trackpad settings to make the experience easier. I haven't used my personal Windows 11 machine today. I'm a long way from kicking Microslop to the curb, but making progress.

BYE DOGGO KILLER

fine, here is one full hour of our cake cam with a lo-fi beats track for whatever

A cabinet resignation so soon in the new administration would be treated as a historical stop-the-presses fuck up and scandal by the old political press (Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden had 0 cabinet resignations/firings this early in their term). For Trump they will set up "comeback kid" narrative

May I suggest the upcoming Judge Grrrrr story we did for Judge Dredd Megazine - Judge T.Rex

What sucks is when you have to get that much plastic surgery for your job but you get fired and they don’t let you return your face to the store

Little Mari and Black Shuck are preparing for Crufts. They’ve decided to enter into the ‘Working’ group (harbinger of doom is a job)

accidentally flashbanged my son. sorry to my son

Was leaving work and this gorgeous beast appeared. Irrationally want to be friends and kid that adorable snout. 😍

A panorama from the Mars Curiosity Rover taken late last week (Sol 4821) looking towards the distant Yardang Unit. Part of a much larger 360 degree MastCam panorama. flic.kr/p/2rZJQyd

Greta Garbo and 'Léo', the lion of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. 1926

This is such an important point. Expertise is like an iceberg -- most of it is below the water. 90 percent of your knowledge goes unpublished until you need it, and you'll never know in advance which piece you'll need. Creating assembly line products is a small fraction of the work.

Perfectly balanced between good decisions and chaos like a tiny furry yin-yang. #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

BEHOLD ME

Grey wolf

yes. the cat is still staring at you (that’s what he was hired to do).

Everybody with cats has That One Cat.

Meet the Blacktip Reef Shark! #LetsChangeThat