Some people are putting it all on the line.

Devastating news for the two people who were there

have you ever swam 1000 m and then ate cherries on ice? well, you totally should

Very pleased to present this conversation with the brilliant @andrewkarre.bsky.social

why does Peter Thiel's face always look like it's dripping wet

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand

Stephen Miller's suit here shows one of the biggest problems with men's tailoring today. 🧵

Andrew Karre, you are my favorite. Thank you for talking about precum and book bans.

MINNESOTANS!!! Jury nullification is legal and good. But you can’t talk about it while you’re doing it, and you can’t learn about it after you’ve been selected for jury duty. You gotta read up now! beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

have you ever swam 1000 m and then eaten camembert with leftover naan? well you totally should

local news you can use!!!

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

thank you for this coverage!

have you ever swam 1000 meters and then ate two cold hardshells from Taco Bell? well you totally should

my god

And the baby didn’t even choose to be there.

Came to bitch about heat in Mpls, saw everyone already did, filthy

just passed by a guy on the sidewalk who was lighting a blunt and then answered his phone with ‘what’s crackin dickhole.’ oh, sir. good shabbos to YOU

Seen in Cleveland...

have you ever ironed all your pillowcases into a beautiful satisfying stack and then drank a Ruby Red Grapefruit Squirt? well you totally should

Obstetrix by @naomikritzer.bsky.social was fabulous. Highly recommended.

Die, and take your butthole logo with you

have you ever swam 1000 meters in 25 minutes after some bed-banging sex? well you totally should.

Brilliant

He's making it clearly obvious that Democrats had the power to do good things for the people this entire time and they all chose not to and used the Republicans as an excuse. The game is over. Hakeem Jeffries can eat shit, by the way.

Having a library card increases a person's attractiveness by at least 63%

I used to use this Tumblr to promote my books. It was a very different time: conversationswithmyfakeboyfriend.tumblr.com

Good, get the fuck out you mummy made of crackers.

We joke and that's fine, but I'm honestly a little upset to learn about Carville's reaction. I thought he was dead.

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Tiny Jelly , Big Attitude

These takeaways are ... very good?

white guy don't sit like that challenge

have you ever eaten a pile of cold fried rice after sex? well you totally should

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Have they tried shooting all the algae

Ignoring the fact this is not how the money works re: Iran, Democrats love to post "with all the wasted money we could do all of these things that we also do not support."

i bet it smell crazy in there www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...

what if every day was the best day of your life. he’s just always thrilled to be doing whatever.

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him. STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm? PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

Gross

"it looks like they're brewing yodas in there" is an all-timer

It's cool that the reflecting pool now has the kind of two-tone aftermarket look you used to see on Mercury Cougars in the '90

After charging 15 people with "Antifa" crimes for participating in rapid response networks, federal agents are pepper-spraying people outside the Federal Courthouse in the Twin Cities right now. They want to establish an autocracy. Everyone's freedom is at stake.

At the hearing in the federal courthouse in St. Paul. Fifteen people were indicted on conspiracy charges etc. and are making their first appearances. The courtroom is full, with about 100 people. Five defendants came into the courtroom, a couple with fists raised, which some in crowd mirrored. (1)

There is complete industry consensus on this. Every reputable cryptographer on the planet agrees: Signal’s cryptographic protocols are the most secure in class. Period. Just because your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate told you otherwise doesn’t make it true