This is still true. Scary nights when you can’t sleep are harder without puppy snores from the foot of the bed

I guess this is to say… heart is more of an exercise than an organ

A is for Army R is for Army M is for Army Y is for Army Army Army Army Army Aaaaaaaaarmy

Oh NO

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

a classic of the Doink Sound genre. high on the upright, NBC had the good mics out and the crowd was silent. i wanna hear it on vinyl

It’s gotta be the former, right? Because the next line would imply he’s hoping Bjørn isn’t the next person to go away in the end.

Elf on The Shelf is so 2008 Now it's

Steve Kerr: "Pat is that motherfucker" 🤣

Yeah.

Rough night for Alabama fans…give if you can 😔

Oh shit

Oh hey look the end zone

My daughter thinks when The Professor, our foster dog, “does his business”, we should refer to it as “he’s grading papers” or “he’s preparing lecture notes.”

SCOOP from me + @makenakelly.bsky.social: despite recent reports, DOGE isn’t dead—it’s actually everywhere. @wired.com www.wired.com/story/what-i...

lol www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

What the fuck is WRONG with this man

woah

That was a phenomenal game. Im so impressed, even though we lost it in the end. Go fuckin Ders, man. #HTTC

I know Lane has Ascended to the Fifth Plane of Reality and opened his third eye or whatever the fuck, but I am still gobsmacked he thought they’d be fine with this

I don’t… hate this?

The whole thing has the feeling of, “just let me know what it’s done.”

Why does Kalen always look like he’s actively taking a shit on the sideline

Too fuckin right

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR WEEEEEEEKS

This man’s wife is screaming louder with each one, so he is acutely aware of each.

Auburn's inability to catch or hold the football today will be studied

No one hates Lane Kiffin more than Marty Smith today. Not even Saban.

Oh and a guy who killed a kid is trying to win a job while knocking Alabama out of the playoff.

I’ll give Auburn this: the full Jumbotron closeup of the eagle mean mugging the opposing kicker trying a field goal is funny

SYLVESTER SAYS BOOOOOOOOOO TO YOU

Iron Bowl

That targeting call is some CRAZY work

Twice now a national broadcast has opened a game in Texas by playing Beyoncé’s “Texas Hold ‘Em”: the Cowboys game, and now the Texas/A&M game. Who is in charge here, because… It is… it literally is Texas. Actual Texas. Why would you make Beyoncé lie to me

Best day of the year

I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.

Jim Henson’s theology in 16 seconds #Muppets #Christmas 🎥 🎬

You can tell Renee Goldsberry is from Baltimore because she waited for the stadium to scream “O!!!!!” before she kept going

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Huh. I wonder why they don’t want Travolta-Santa to sing “the chicks’ll cream” in that credit card commercial

so anyone who has like an ounce of experience with the outdoors knows bamboo actually burns really poorly. Also anyone who has been following this and isn't a racist freak knows this was almost certainly an issue of the cladding like Grenfell was but I know that doesn't get the weird sinophobia hit!

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality. Exhibit A:

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

Surprise Eminem!

Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected. n.pr/48jQyzx