WORLD CUP AFTER DARK THE PAC-12 IS NOT DEAD, IT JUST WENT INTERNATIONAL

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL

DR CONGO

The World Cup is awesome.

the vibes are completely off the charts

I PICKED THE BEST GAME TO BE MY FIRST EVER WORLD CUP GAME

You couldn’t tell me Haiti is already eliminated by the crowd here. This is Penn state white out level on steroids.

I’m in a section of Haiti fans People are in tears. The World Cup is the best.

Yall. That’s the loudest I’ve ever heard anything.

WELL I’M GHANA 🇬🇭 USE THIS AGAIN. Thanks England!

Not the first time a heavily-favored England got bogged down in a battle just outside of Boston.

ZAPPED HIS ASS

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

The Aussies at home at halftime.

IT’S AN EMERGENCY CALL FROM THE INTERNATIONAL DRAINAGE COMMISSION IN SPRINGFIELD!!!

He’s absolutely on!

GET THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OFF MY TV

OWN GOAL GOLDEN BOOT

This is why I hated having them in the USA group. They’re so easy to root for. Plus I’m a Tim Cahill Stan for life.

There are a LOT more Aussies in Seattle than I expected.

CHASE THE SUN

Lionel Messi, not offside. 1-0 ARG

Allah Fieldhouse

Nooooooo

ROCK CHALK

Texas Tech doing all that for nothing was an all-time misplay but an underrated part of the story is Ken Paxton also wasting political capital ostensibly on the behalf of a donor of his who wasn't even ready for the fight

You know, sending the Argentinians to Kansas City might lead to some incredible innovations in the grilled meat space

I’m shutting my mouth on this whole Texas Tech situation.

And there it is. Brendan Sorsby's done at Texas Tech, per ESPN's Pete Thamel. Heading to the NFL supplemental draft. Texas Tech misplayed its hand and everything aggressively swung against the school in the past week.

Cape Verde

CABO VERDE DEFEATS SPAIN 0-0

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

HE HAD A CLEAN HEADER

football stadium sounding like an ncaa tournament game where the 16 is in it late against a 1

The team in red and black underperforming at Mercedes Benz Stadium, never seen this before.

This is the most happy I’ve seen Michael Van gerwen in. Oh. Years?

This is fabulous!!

CURAÇAO!!!!!

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

THE DARTS ARE MAGIC THIS MORNING

HE DID THE TIM CAHILL CELLY

Please let me hear Peter Drury instead of Jon Strong

This match.

Brazil midfield look like they’ve never practiced together before

this is an s-tier soccer kit match

Natalie Gedra! She’s fantastic!