Making a run to the promised land tomorrow. And by that, I mean the Meijer in Bowling Green.

Everything but a casino

It doesn’t *always* look like a tornado came through.

Yeah I’d be headed someplace quiet and beautiful as soon as the check cleared

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Oh we gonna do dickscourse today, huh?

Yet again, not a drag queen

Will: most tech items except my cell phone Will not: Coats, sunglasses, backpacks, and the most important one, TOILET PAPER. Don’t you like yourself?

if my qb pitches the ball to me like this we gon be fightin in the locker room, hell we might not even make it to the locker room

I am in…if the tickets aren’t $2000

Hey now local club done good

Nah, some of us will be 47 on Monday

Safe As Milk (Taylor’s Version)

Yeah I do get tired of the B1G acting as if they’re somehow above it all, cute commercials be damned

I never thought I’d see the day when I’d pop for a dictionary but OH HELL YEAH, BROTHER

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

They fuckenwhatwhen

Did not realize the wild card was Red Sox/Yankees until like 20 seconds ago

Tigers fans, you OK?

By miles, honestly.

One more: Ventura, CA The beach and mountains. Magical.

DETROIT

Columbus, much as it pains me to say it. Columbus was delightful.

how is there not an entire wing of the evangelical movement convinced that the guy named Beast who keeps offering temptations involving fire is literally Satan

Flu and COVID shots done. FUCK YOU, RFK JR

Seeing the discourse today, reminded that 2002 was the worst year of my life and want no part of that again.

Lawton, OK

The competence of these people in a nutshell, if you will

The day I became a Tennessee fan, now officially 40 years ago:

Thurman Thomas breaks into the clear and he could go all the way

This game has everything

I feel like an idiot for just now noticing that the Cowboys are wearing light blue pants

God I know Rory loved that

I do not know a single Bad Bunny song but I guess I gotta learn

Punter actually gave it a hell of an effort

How did they fuck up her hair

LET’S LOL METS!

Most of the properties I manage are in rural Louisiana or Mississippi, and very few of them are where anyone would want to live if they weren’t already there

Big Reds fan today

Why is Brian Callahan still employed?

I want him to regret ever coming back in 13 days.

It’s so goddamn funny that a whole generation of Georgia fans grew up loathing Mike Bobo, then got free and won some championships, and then got mortgages and kids just in time FOR MORE MIKE BOBO

Oh God. Michigan folks correct me, but this is just outside of Flint.

Suuuurreeee

We live in a world where A&M, Vanderbilt; and Missouri are undefeated while Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee are not. Is this really the world we want?

In the past calendar year, Kalen DeBoer is 2-0 against two-time national champ Kirby Smart and 5-5 against the rest of the Power 4 lol

Tennessee can’t beat Georgia. Georgia can’t beat Alabama.

Anywho, Idaho/Montana from Missoula for your late night viewing