Ah yes "they better stop" via social media will do it

Trump has been President for five years, counting his first term, and he still doesn't understand how the NATO alliance works.

Just so we are perfectly clear, NATO has always been here when we needed them. 9/11, Afghanistan, the entire Cold War.

This is as bad as putting pink furniture on your AR

American radical nouveau catholique just fucked themselves so hard from having the first American pope visit the US. Should ex-communicate the lot of them just for this level of audacity.

Too bad our inept negotiators didn't put anything in writing that could have been used to make sure

Having an American pope now that can and will stand up to the administration's bullshit is a blessing

God also deserves all the ridicule and blame for Israel not abiding by the ceasefire. Them's the rules, Pete.

Clown shoes. Literal clown shoes.

Pakistan’s PM: “Violations of ceasefire have been reported across the conflict zone which undermine the spirit of peace process. I earnestly and sincerely urge all parties to exercise restraint and respect the ceasefire for 2 weeks, as agreed upon, so that diplomacy can take a lead role”

Nothing we are doing is in any of our strategic documents. Iran is barely mentioned in the NDS. It's just foreign policy by feels and dogma. He reads nothing but his own book.

The Jedi were originally peacekeepers ensuring equity and fairness and peace. The republic fell when they were turned into generals. Yoda said "wars not make one great" for a fucking reason.

I mean if your entire goal was to "finally win a war after years of losing because of woke bullshit" then this really wasn't it guys

lmao guys we drank so much monster planning those strikes on the kids at that elementary school but the lobster and steak dinners were choice

Also a huge strategic failure. Iran looks stronger for outlasting and "defeating" the US. The US looks demonstrably weak for not meeting whatever objectives we tell the world we had. China, Russia, and Iran won this fight.

Y'all there is zero chance anyone knows anything that is happening at any given moment or what will happen in the next 24 hours, let alone two weeks. We're in a foreign policy black hole that continues to spiral wildly.

Guess we'll figure out what's really going on in about two weeks

Hopefully April baseball leads to October baseball #GoCards

T minus 3 hours

American Evangelical conservatives have been good with killing brown Muslim children for decades. It's a feature, not a bug. Nothing will change that.

Cats are cats, man. No matter where they come from. They don't deserve the bullshit we put them through.

If CENTCOM sees this and decides to strike these targets anyway, it will be a catastrophe beyond anything imaginable. And heads should roll.

Ah cool beans

Escalation. How does it work? Like this.

Someone ask him what a "civilization" is

Guys remember he is, at base, a shitty businessman and a reality show host. This is all bluster and bullshit. Don't get caught up in the "you're fired" celebrity gameshow crap.

There's Cardinals baseball, and then there's playoff Cardinals baseball. Jimmy's heroics during his time in a Redbird uniform were magical.

I will forever call Maul Darth Red Herring it's canon now sorry Disney

Stealing this slide from historian Ronald Hutton from the University of Bristol showing the problems in studying and teaching paganism in a modern setting. It's hard enough studying paganism let alone trying to rebuild it.

"Hey babe. I love ya from the moon." ~ Astronaut Victor Glover to his wife Dionna watching live in the NASA gallery

When your doctor tells you 50 is the new 20

I'm sorry we did what now?

This is what happens when you refuse to listen to your intel analysts, historians, and country experts and just go on your "gut feeling."

A cool thing about "cassette tapes" is you push one button and it plays an entire album's worth of music, ad free. You can also make something called "mix tapes" that you can then give to your crush and/or boy/girlfriend to give them a musical idea of how you feel about them.

Good morning BlueSky

LOL no. If anyone is conducting this war with strategic competence, it's the Iranians. Attacking the US is the last thing they will do.

They're gonna Zero Dark Thirty/American Sniper/Lone Survivor the fuck out of this rescue mission aren't they?

Younger me was all about the money, oil, and gold. Older, wiser me knows that's not the right answer.

Depluralize a movie. The Blues Brother

Also "here eat my flesh and drink my blood and you get to be forgiven of all these evil things called sins my dad just made up" is pretty fucked up.

Um, yes, yes it can. Come the fuck on, guys.

He is risen bruh

DUDE WHAT

Yea, verily, I say unto you open the fuckin' strait. A lot of people are saying he is risen, you crazy bastards.

Man conservatives are scared out of their wits about "military aged males" whether as immigrants or as threats to our downed pilots. Also just murdering people like this is another war crime.

Snoochie Boochies

Stealing this (or raiding it, as a Viking would do) with full credit of course

Oestara is not Easter. Easter is not Oestara. They share some similarities, but they are not the same thing. Please stop.