The Trump admin is appealing today's order requiring USDA to make full funding available by tomorrow for this month's SNAP food aid during the government shutdown.

It won't be long now.

You can't make this shit up... Fox is crowning Melania Trump as their 'Patriot of the Year' tonight

Trump stands expressionless as a man suffers a medical emergency in the Oval Office (📷: Andrew Harnik/Getty)

At the 2011 White House correspondents dinner, Obama roasted Trump with this image of what a Trump White House would look like:

85-year-old Rep. Nancy Pelosi says she won’t run for reelection: “I will not be seeking re-election to Congress. With a grateful heart, I look forward to my final year of service as your proud representative.”

The Walmart Thanksgiving Dinner price is a scam — they removed items from last year's list and swapped others for Great Value products. Meanwhile, gas is still averaging $3.08 a gallon nationwide. So who’s lying?

Meanwhile on Fox News...

The West Colonnade of the White House...

Johnson: “If we lose the majority… They will try to end the Trump administration.”

Looks like there's a new sign outside the Oval Office

Americans don’t like what Trump and the GOP are doing.

“So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us. - New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani

Here we go with the bs...

Zohran Mamdani takes New York City

It's amazing what happens when Musk isn't meddling.

Democrat Mikie Sherrill has won New Jersey’s governor’s race, solidly defeating Trump-pick Jack Ciattarelli

Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia Governor’s race, becoming the first woman Governor in the state’s history.

ICE bozos

Fetterman’s on Fox damn near every day now. Today, they’re asking if he’d run against Newsom.

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t hold back on the chaos at polling stations: "These bomb threats are not isolated — they’re the logical outcome of Trump’s fear campaign. When you normalize lies about voter fraud, you’re not ‘protecting democracy,’ you’re terrorizing voters into silence."

Across New Jersey, bomb threats at multiple polling locations have prompted closures and relocations.

BREAKING: Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies at 84

He goes from talking with his normal voice to an amazing Barack Obama impression

The Trump administration will provide only half of the usual food stamp benefits in November. Yet he has no problem finding money for Argentina, a ballroom, and tax cuts for his wealthy friends.

If folks don't already hate Cuomo enough...

Let's play: 'It a LIE or is it a DEMENTIA?'

Trump pulls out a printed tweet of the wars he supposedly ended.

Who did this?

Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.

Obama last night on Trump’s deranged videos: “The weird videos of a U.S. President with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet and dumping poop on protesting citizens. All of that is designed to distract you from the fact that your situation has NOT gotten better.”

Imagine if the dumbest person in the world and humanity’s biggest asshole were the same person, and that guy was president.

The Los Angeles Dodgers repeat as World Series champs with 5-4 Game 7 win over the Toronto Blue Jays.

As the clock struck midnight and SNAP benefits ended for millions of low-income American families, Trump had this arranged for his rich guests...

Trump threatens to attack Nigeria ‘if the Nigerian government continues to allow the killing of Christians’

Well

Trump throws Great Gatsby-themed Halloween bash amid looming food assistance crisis (Photo by: @dannyctkemp)

In Evanston, Illinois, the same ICE agent captured on video beating a man against the pavement was later seen punching another man in the face while he was stepping back.

"I don’t know of a greater criminal in history. He doesn’t have any policies, he has whims. It scares the sh*t out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy." - Harrison Ford on Donald Trump

Trump's Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins: “My message to America is your government is failing you right now — we have failed you.” Mike Johnson tries to clean it up: “When she says ‘we have failed you,’ she means ‘we, the Democrats,’ okay?”

Illinois Guardsmen Capt. Dylan Blaha and Staff Sgt. Demi Palecek said this isn’t what they signed up for—and they’ll defy any order sending them after Chicago residents. “I’m not gonna go against my community members, my family, my culture, my neighbors,” Palecek said.

Erika Kirk: No one will ever replace my husband — no. But I do see some of my husband in JD… in Vice President JD Vance. I do. And that’s why I’m so blessed to introduce him tonight — because he understands the fight we’re up against. He’s an amazing man.

Trump: “….BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE STONE COLD “CRAZY,” THE CHOICE IS CLEAR — INITIATE THE “NUCLEAR OPTION,” GET RID OF THE FILIBUSTER AND, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

"America First"

Nothing says “peace president” like testing nukes for the first time in 33 years.

Xi doesn't look very enthusiastic. Trump looks scared.

Stephen Miller’s wife sounds just like him.