Jesus that poor man. He now has to spend more time with Tulsi Gabbard

got to shake their lawyer's hand at school dropoff today.

Maybe the only thing I miss about Twitter is that there was an account called TheRealBanksy that only posted What If Phones Is Bad stuff all day long, and in the bio, it had to specify that it wasn't the real Banksy

I know it's Colbert's last show tonight, but please, whatever you do... DON'T BLAME CONAN

Let's go Knicks baby, love da Knicks

one day in New York City I was headed in one direction, and then was suddenly redirected in another

Project Ham Larry

If you've ever wanted to listen to all the times Jango Fett grunts in the Jango Fett Bounty Hunter video game, I got a supercut right here: youtu.be/AumkaP2WWUI?...

Yooooooo!!! Congrats @brianstraw.bsky.social ! proud to be one of your constituents here in Oak Park. I wish you didn't have to endure this, but thank you for fighting the good fight

people on hobby subreddits love to start their first posts with shit like "I'm starting my airbrush journey"

if you see a poll where Trump has low approval numbers and your first instinct is to go "it should be lower!!" you're right, but you also shouldnt say that because it kills the vibe

we simply aren't prepared for the discourse when Gen Alpha confidently asserts the right to eat an iPad

Using half the goddamn filament I have left to print James a Viking helmet and this shit isn't even historically accurate

Mavis Beacon critic 👇

Peteris Pinnis

Beef Sandwich (1916) on Sandwiches of History youtu.be/TnJXVa7a1Zs

Community leaders from the Coalition for Spiritual and Public Leadership announced they reached an agreement with ICE and the Department of Homeland Security to allow daily pastoral visits inside the west suburban facility. Those visits began last Friday. https://to.wttw.com/4dlj7AH

people online will call just about anything wholesome. i hate it

Fukui-san?!

If you went back in time and showed this to a Big Man from the 90s it would kill him

Dude is an alien

Turner Vlasic Pickles

If I ever look like I'm daydreaming I'm just thinking about the North American XB-70, a six engine strategic bomber capable of flying at Mach 3 at 70,000 feet

I've looked into using copilot to automate stuff like maintaining a todo list based on my emails and teams messages, and sending me a basic digest wrap up at the end/beginning of the day and it is so comical laborious and barely works.

My brother is so mad that Anthony Volpe is playing well

This got me laughing more than anything in a while www.reddit.com/r/KitchenCon...

John Cube Sack

Jackson Holliday looks like one of those pictures that are an amalgamation of all the presidents, but it's just pictures of the rest of the Orioles

I love the thumbnails this dude makes for his live sumo coverage

I got myself a 3d printer a couple weeks ago for a very early 40th birthday present after about 15 years of wanting one. this shit fucking rules man. i love this thing

Trying to figure out why the Epic reading app at my 8 year old's school is recommending him "non-fiction" books about violent alien abductions, near death experiences, Area 51 conspiracies, and extra sensory perception.

*39 year old voice* the tomatometer

And Now His Watch Has Ended

Caballero hit by pitch on the elbow. Dude is hurt. Welcome back to New York Anthony Volpe

I'm watching the Yankees on MLB TV and the feed just changed to the Knick game lmao

Mr. Mucus, the germ glob from the Mucinex commercials, has been appointed to a leadership role within the CDC, sources say

Pogged Cast

Woke up with a migraine, took Excedrin at 9am, have felt like I've wanted to crawl out of my skin since then.