lord almighty

The paper of record breaking the big stories today

Has anyone tried putting an air purifier outside

It's pretty wild this is an expected summer forecast now

It would be cool if it rained

Andy Serkis not exactly covering himself in glory these days

The Imaginarium of Doctor Fartasses

This heat is brutal. Absolutely sucking the life out of me

It is fucking nuts there is a consolation game.

People will say that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer, but for my money, I would say that 1-0 is worse on account of it only being a one goal lead compared to a two goal lead

Argentina will defend their title, and hope to repeat as World Cup Champions in East Rutherford, New Jersey

MLS journeyman leads Argentina to World Cup finals

Oh my fucking God

I think they'll score again

Ah well, nevertheless

It will be a miracle if England can hold off Argentina for the next 15ish minutes

unrelated but this dude has a completely different face compared to 10 years ago

during the MLB All Star game last night, both Kalshi and Polymarket commercials leaned HEAVILY into diversity/equity framing on prediction markets. definitely a major PR exercise afoot with this gambling bullshit

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This game has been good because I usually forget what country I'm in every three outs.

I'm sorry, this is the lamest shit I have ever seen

For your typical person who only watches baseball occasionally, this sport filtered through a national TV broadcast comes off as loud, annoying, obnoxious, and ugly. Fox's whole presentation of the sport is just so repulsive. The opposite of your local broadcast.

Hit by a pitch and actually getting injured in the All Star game is brutal

This is horrible www.bbc.com/news/article...

oof madone

That was absolutely fucking awesome

This is such an awesome finish

U can milk me

The world's first all dentist baseball team, the Philadelphia Fillings

The home run derby has always been kinda boring, like the slam dunk contest. And that's ok. The guys are just hanging out

I love when the camera tracks the ball like 900 feet in the air and then it drops in the middle infield

In 2008, if you had long hair and a beard, your nickname was Jesus by default

When Netflix does live sports they are rediscovering broadcasting from first principles.

christ almighty

Cody goes to the camera "get that guy get that guy" about Schlittler and someone else goes "fuck that guy" and then Cody goes "i think this is just video"

R.I.P., Sam Neill, and thanks for a rollicking interview that went from “Please don’t mention that ever again, don’t even inquire about it, if you continue to try and find it, I will hunt you down” to “You’re very knowledgeable, aren’t you?” Although it’s that first bit that’s really stays with me…

Alright making progress. Added a pull-up bar for the kids cuz they asked for one too. Have to add slats to the top and bottom still

Many such cases

Were I a Democratic senator who had fond memories of Lindsay Graham, I probably would post about it anywhere but Bluesky. Earn myself some free credit.

Tweaked my back building a garden arbor in the backyard to somewhat disguise the pull-up bar I installed last year. I am 40 years old in two weeks

Many people are saying that Senator Graham died of Havana Syndrome

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

When the big guy goes out, I am expecting it to make some sort of cosmic sense. Like the diarrhea germ, or a lightning strike due to NOAA cuts

He's only 71! The rest of the crew are all old as shit. They're all gonna go out in the space of two years.

Let this be a lesson that it can truly happen at any time

We regret to inform you that it's coming home