Matthew Perry will return in Avengers Doomsday

Dude across from me on the train is just straight up drinking a gallon of milk

Happy New Year folks. It's going to happen this year.

White Christmas confirmed

I think cats know when it's Christmas. I think they remember from year to year, and they get really excited about it, like we do.

Kids are still asleep. This is wild.

Every year my dad's barber texts him "mary christmas"

Avatar: Firin' Ass

Tommy Lee's Jone

Now that's a name

Welcome to the Bathroom

society has evolved beyond it mattering if you're bald, but not beyond mattering if you have big juicy biceps

all i know about starfleet academy is that it's inexplicably filled with fashy little chuds in way over their heads orchestrating coverups and committing war crimes

lmao

it's the color of the walls in all those flipped houses

For the 200th year running the Panettone color of the year is a fluffy cake-like yellow flecked with raisin-esque dark brown.

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Wanna feel old? The kids from Stranger Things are starring in a reboot of the Cocoon franchise, as even older old men.

My Spotify wrapped is the same garbage I've been transferring from computer to computer for almost 20 years give or take.

A hilarious b-plot of the great NYC sleaze crime picture, Night of the Juggler, is Richard Castellano (Clemenza from The Godfather) playing a slow-moving cop who’s also besieged by his family as they plan his daughter’s wedding. His catchphrase is, “WRONG!,” which is hilarious every time.

the most worrying trend on reddit is people posting before and after photos of various things, but they post the after photos first. we used to be a country

After 28 long years, NASA has finally returned the body of Steve Urkel, who had been stuck in space since the series finale.

It's fuckin insane how often my Windows 11 work computer needs to update

Wyclef Jeff

Mad Men 4K

Nashville is named after wrestler and NWO founder Kevin Nash

Quentin Tarententin

Lydia Tar will return in Avatar: Fire and Ash

Curviest George

It's called the fog of war. You can't see enemy hovertanks because you haven't explored that part of the map yet.

Trump appears to be sleeping as Sean Duffy talks during his Cabinet meeting

really working my ass off this December to ensure post-vacation Joe doesn't hate pre-vacation Joe

Lol hell yea dude

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Lmao

Something I'm really enjoying about reading James Fellowship of the Ring is how much easier it is to retain the information when reading aloud. Also, all those much maligned descriptions of scenery are absolutely beautiful to say and to hear.

Target since roughly November 2024 has tremendous Divorced Dad energy

Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you. Prepare accordingly

Started using rinse aid in the dishwasher. It's all happening

Cyborg Monday

I love winter and snow, but the prospect of getting these kids in goddamn snowpants before school every day until March is not ideal.