mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

I just realized I won't have to hear Joe Buck's voice for at least 7 months. So that's a good thing.

I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.

🧡💚💙

I like cats...but not enough to vote against my favorite Disney movie, which is also my favorite musical, period.

So exhausted but can't sleep

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

A new competitor for the "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!" award has entered the arena

(never can tell that about myself, either. "write what you know," yes?)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch said "Fuck ICE"

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

The most 2025 thing to ever exist

Taylor Sheridan is so popular it's forcing every big name actor to use a terrible southern accent.

Sooo...there's an Aldis commercial that seemed more explicit than this

Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent: Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops

Episode 6 #Fallout

Today in the first round of the Walt Disney Animation Studios bracket, the last Musker/Clements movie faces off against a futuristic adventure. How far will they go? 1️⃣ Moana 2️⃣ Meet the Robinsons 📊 Show results

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

I'm always surprised when a younger Pedro Pascal pops up in this.

Even though I'm a huge fan of Elle Fanning, I was prepared to get miffed about her getting all the awards attention over Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas... but luckily the Oscars were like, yeah, her performance was awesome, too.

Me: 2026 will be my year Me, 22 days into January: 2027 will be my year

The answer is E) not a candidate for surgery, pull the plug

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Bring Her Back snubbed because it scared Academy members too much.

If they ever make film adaptation The Final Girl Support, they should cast all the actors who got snubbed for giving the best performances that happened to be in horror movies. So, Sally Hawkins, Sophie Thatcher, Toni Collette, Lupita Nyong'o, Rebecca Hall, and Essie Davis.

Bring Her Back snubbed because it scared Academy members too much.

wehoa, a lot of great Oscar nominations this year. Glad they decided to try something new and recognize good movies.

We've reached needing to rewatch #TheGoodWife levels of [gestures toward... the world]

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Nikko Kamen is a laid-back superhero who promotes Nikko City. Once a worn-out, middle-aged salaryman in the city, he decided to return to his more relaxing hometown of Nikko and become Nikko Kamen.

Oh, no...hasn't Saracen been through enough?

If your pastor turns out to be an ICE agent you have to turn that church into a Spirit Halloween immediately

Mixing up Greenland and Iceland - Viking propaganda/marketing is still working a thousand years later.

Be excellent to [yourself]

We knew it from Ferris Fucking Beuller!

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Just like his famous quote begins, "It was all a dream..."

Absolutely dying at the Air Lorraine Motel 7s

Things the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story has over other comedies of its time: 1. A needle-drop of The Donnas song "Take It Off." 2. The line "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

I wonder if I'm the only one who enjoys my Instagram posts

Haven't really checked, but it seems like Josh O'Connor hasn't gotten any awards recognition for Wake Up Dead Man, which is a shame as his is probably the best lead male performance I saw in a movie from last year...

Three-day weekends make you feel like you could almost get your shit together. But you can’t. You can never get your shit together.

Perfect.

Just like his famous quote begins, "It was all a dream..."

Instagram is now showing me reels featuring clips from The Pitt featuring Dr Mel King. First time an algorithm has shown me something I'm happy to see.

hello kitty x fender 💫

It's kinda wild that Peyton Reed's Ant-Man is better than all of Edgar Wright's films post-Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.