to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

"What if we remade Moana less than a decade after it was originally released?" What if Hollywood executives had better object permanence? Ah, to dream.

We are stuck in the stupidest goddamn period of history.

“Your Holiness, I have one question for you: …you poppin’ my stones???” “Good ep.” “Great ep, your Holiness.”

The screenshotted tweet has some real “Sir, this is an Arby’s” energy.

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

Top five film genres: Movies about making movies Tom Cruise entertains the world via death-defying stunt work Ungainly surrogate families as a commentary on America and its evolution The unironic Disney musical Uncompromising character studies about single-minded artists

Day 17 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s, hospitality workers & community. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors.Need is high! Every size donation counts !Can’t donate? Share🙏 together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...

A writer’s dream AND a writer’s nightmare? In THIS economy?!?

“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”

We can praise the Pope for his clear-minded defense of art and cinema, but I mostly love that his A-List invitees include, among others, this guy.

“You’re not breathing” is a precursor to “Ocean waves,” and they mean the same thing: Fight, but take care of yourself, because the struggle is long, and if you let it destroy you, they win.

It makes you think

The Complete Far Side and The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

Today at Episodic Medium, I wrote about another very timely episode of Elsbeth and another installment of Matlock that made me long for the title character to actually cross-examine someone in court. www.episodicmedium.tv/review-elsbe...

I, for one, think it would be cool if the New York Times still had a Public Editor position.

Say what you will about social media, but there was no other point in history where you got to read thousands of people trying to explain Catholicism directly to the Pope

100 years of Disney films and at no point have I ever seen one that I wish had been made by robots instead of humans

Baseball isn’t boring, but the awards sure feel that way this year.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

This is gross from a company built entirely by creatives. If I'm a creative, I'm running from this as fast as I can.

I hope Bobby is donning a very memorable 'stache at this event.

This is…pretty baffling! deadline.com/2025/11/peac...

Well, this sure seems bad! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?

It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.

"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

A nice touch in Season 6 of The Good Wife that I’d forgotten: the character played by Renee Elise Goldsberry being married to a guy played by Christopher Jackson. So, Angelica Schuyler and George Washington. (Kinda.)

(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile

As always, the truth is so much stupider than fiction.

He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

All I can think of now is Gary Oldman on that Friends episode, spitting with each "p" sound he makes.

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

If the Republican strategy is "if you reveal the President is a pedophile we'll reveal tons of other pedophiles" then... Okay? Go for it? Take them all down? Send them all to jail forever? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo

this is the worst night of my life

"Air Buddies" "Spooky Buddies" "Space Buddies" "No Country for Old Men"

"Hey, man. You ever thought about not doing that crime?" "I have." "So you won't do that crime?" "Nah, I'd like to do that crime." "Well, drat. That's all I got."

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I feel like "But James Bond is dead, how do we bring him back?" is a poor excuse for "Being owned by Amazon means uncreative people keep throwing up roadblocks at us as we keep trying to revive this character."

Easy way to feel old: watch “The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase” with your 11-year old, who keeps asking why you’re laughing so much and whether Fish and The Ropers were real shows.

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet