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Holy shit Canada

OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 14 🇺🇸 🇨🇦Another golden goal in The Greatest Rivalry In Sports🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🙌 HELL YES, ALYSA LIU🙌 🏔️⛷️Ski Mountaineering was exactly as cool as we'd hoped but maybe a little too focused on putting on and removing skis 🏔️⛷️

with a silver medal today, Sturla Holm Lægreid has officially medaled in all five men's biathlon events of the Olympics he also managed to give four normal post-race interviews

I could watch Alysa Liu do that free skate every day. Oakland forever baby

Kaori Sakamoto doing the moves along with her little kid self is too cute

Im so proud of Amber Glenn for coming back and doing that great free skate

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“Jordan is like a mountain blocking my road. But today, at the Olympics, I crossed over this big mountain and I saw the view, the skyline, is beautiful.” That's a great quote from Ning Zhongyan of China, to the AP. He beat Jordan Stolz today in the 1,500 meters.

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao

Alysa Liu, walking through a corridor with two IOC officials: "Where are we going, by the way?" Official: "Would you like to go get a medal?"

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

[reading the news] this country is going down the crapper and we deserve it [watching the olympics] USA USA USA

SHE DID IT!!!!!! ALYSA!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭🎉❤️😭🎉❤️😭🎉❤️

ALYSA LIU I LOVE YOU

Ok figure skating time!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES HAMBURGERS AND CRIPPLINGLY EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE USA #1

GOLD FOR THE USA

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!!!!!!!!

AND the 2016, 2017, 2021, 2024, and 2025 World Championship finals

I would excel at this

when the Olympics aren't on: our noble neighbors to the north. so alike yet so different. why must our government treat them with hostility, when we have gained so much from our friendship watching women's hockey: we must saw this continent apart at the 49th parallel and push them into the Arctic

Im just so happy for and proud of Mikaela 🎉

Started primetime lat cause I was at Ash Wednesday services, but my God Klaebo is a machine

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

QUINN HUGHESSSSSSSSSS

btw I went to the official rulebook provided by the Federation International du Ski about the rules of cross-country and it turns out there are, in fact, no rules that a dog can't play cross-country skiing

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Mikaela Shiffrin wins the slalom gold medal by 1.50 seconds If you add up the winning margins of the winners at the 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022 women's slalom, you get 1.51 seconds

looking at tomorrow's Olympics schedule and I'm gonna fight the person at the Olympics who put the women's hockey gold medal game and the women's figure skating free skate at the same time

God that Amber Glenn moment is heartbreaking. I just want to give her a big hug

They've always had to skate clean? Getting an Olympic medal usually requires this. But yes they down-played how good the others were

OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 11 🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸 ELANA MEYERS TAYLOR, AMERICAN SUPERHERO🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸 💤 sometimes you just need to lie down and wait for everyone to go away💤 😭finally, a happy figure skating ending😭 🔬Team USA used science to revolutionize speed skating butt-touching 🔬

there are two types of people in this world: people who are rooting for Alysa Liu, and my enemies

I mean i know they're good but sweet jesus

Women have been skiing in the Olympics since 1936. Today was the first time a woman set a course for an Olympic Alpine skiing event.

It really is just plainly true that in sport after sport there are instances of athletes who are clearly the best in the world for years at a time totally faceplanting in the Olympics.

It is nuts to me that no other South Americans have won any Olympic Medals. They have the Andes!! People go there in our summer to train during their winter!

OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 8 🥌🥩🥌CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! 🥌🥩🥌 🔫⛷️ a wholesome biathlete romance reveal?!?!?!?!🔫⛷️ 📉 😬🤦Ilia Malinin😬🤦📉 ✅accurate predictions about events that already took place✅ sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...

A non-trivial part of this is Terry Gannon being a good straight man I think. 95 percent of pxp guys are afraid of looking like they don't know ball so they don't ask for an explanation when the audience needs one.

Really love that the NHL is unable to post clips due to IOC rules. So they’ve resorted to MS Paint highlights.

3 day Olympics weekend starts now!

Also also: look, the pressure was bad, and we shouldn't do that, but Ilia did in fact call himself the Quad God.

The way my jaw dropped

Maxim Naumov leaves the ice for the final time in Milano after fulfilling his Olympic dream. He tragically lost both parents in that horrible plane crash a year ago. His dad told him to be resilient in one of their final conversations. He certainly has been.

AdjeCtive & Exacly Oakland, CA

2011 Winnie the Pooh is just a delight

OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 7 ⛷️Jessie Diggins, American Legend⛷️ 🏂 Chloe Kim passes the torch🏂 🇳🇴why is Norway good at the Winter Olympics? we may never know🇳🇴 AND MORE