Whereas, I've had an embarrassing lack of information on Season 2 of "The Shrink Next Door" and Sedale, because I had "Rudd" and "Threatt" set to "Hide."

Take pity on your West Coast followers who aren't QUITE up to lunchtime yet, but are getting increasingly hungry through this celebration of justice being done.

I'd worried there would be a banh mistrial, but the jury found the whole case a croque! Not-BLT!

Farewell, "Distracted Boyfriend," hello "Disinterested Trump."

Man, unions of journalists are important, especially in hypothetical circumstances in which a large ownership groups owns a large number of publications across similar topical terrain and therefore has a disproportionate amount of control over a key piece of the journalistic workforce.

Close your eyes and imagine what you'd think a Ken Burns documentary about the American Revolution would look like. That's EXACTLY what "The American Revolution," directed by Burns, Sarah Botstein and David P. Schmidt, is. Zero artistic surprises, but still sturdy. My review:

Netflix's "Death by Lightning" has three really good episodes and then rushes abruptly to its close. A bit like James Garfield? Anyway, definitely worth watching. Michael Shannon and Matthew Macfadyen are great and Nick Offerman gives one of my favorite performances of the year. My review:

Me, starting up my screeners of HBO's "Alex vs ARod"!!!

Haven't heard Eugene V. Debs thanked this prominently in an acceptance speech since Anna Paquin won her Oscar.

I hate Prop 50 and I'm tremendously pleased and relieved it appears to have passed.

Based on his dead eyes, scowling and overall blithering and blathering, I'm ready to project that Scott Jennings is: Very Sad.

I'm very pleased the dozens (possibly hundreds) of emails and occasional texts that Abigail Spanberger sent me paid off. I didn't vote for her or donate to her, but I never responded, "STOP," so I feel like a true participant in Virginia's democracy.

Literally every human associated with "All's Fair" other than Kim Kardashian (and, I guess, the creators, who brought this upon themselves) deserves better.

Here's @ajhan.bsky.social's review of "All's Fair," after which let's never speak of it again, unless you run into an executive who works for Hulu, at which point you're free to say, "Just because Ryan Murphy pitches you something does NOT mean you need to say 'Yes' without seeing a script."

Arthur Kirkland: Mr. Dunn, what is your typical Subway order? Sean Dunn: Turkey, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard. Kirkland: And onions, of course? Can't have a sub without onions. Dunn: No sir! Why, I'm ALLERGIC! Kirkland: THIS WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF HIS ORDER!

The only way this stupid, stupid trial could be better is if it were taking place in Philadelphia and everybody had to keep saying "Hoagie" over and over again in a Delco accent, though at least Brad Ingelsby would win Emmys for that court transcript.

Based on the only episode of "All's Fair" that I'll ever watch, I can't tell if it's the fruit of an earlier blackmail plot or a catalyst for a future blackmail plot, but my appreciation for camp is not indiscriminate enough for me to be able to fathom any of it, and I'm glad I'm not reviewing. Wow.

Watch the "Consider Helen" episode of "Enlightened."

This is both a great picture for what it is AND a great promotional still for a terrifying remake of "The Wicker Man."

The key hits were great, Yoshi was great, Pages nearly killing Kiké was great, but I believe we can all agree that the best thing about Game Seven was that Blake Treinen had nothing to do with it.

"Your home run, what were your emotions?" "Um... Happiness, dweeb?" Interview I wanna see.

Well, THAT was a thing. #GoDodgers But also... Total respect to the Blue Jays. Likable. Gutty. Loved by many members of my family.

It has been replaced.

Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.

Will Klein waiting in the Dodgers bullpen like...

Goodness. Miggy Ro.

The guy with the mustache named Schneider doesn't play every day. The Blue Jays' manager is taking things one day at a time. This is a great joke and you're all welcome.

Oh come on, Fox. Canadian teams have won a LOT of Grey Cups in a row.

Freddie did drop a pop-up, which was weird, but if you're a fan of first base defense — and, let's be honest, who ISN'T?!? — this has been a great World Series.

TELL ME ABOUT HIS ARM ANGLE, SMOLTZIE!

Gotta love having a pitcher come out to the mound in the first inning having already gotten his uniform dirty. #GoDodgers

"Jurassic World Rebirth" is mostly notable for having a running time of 130 minutes in which there isn't a single decision made by a single character that makes any sense at all.

Jeebus. That was... not a game that the Dodgers deserved to win.

The umping in this series has been SO bad. And 25 percent of me is prepared to accept that at least it's been bad for both teams, but 75 percent of me is just depressed by what a mess it has made of the viewing experience.

If Dave Roberts brings Blake Treinen into this game, at any point, I swear to Jobu, I'm going to become a fan of, like, the Florida Marlins.

I understand the principle of not showing fans being jackasses on the field, but that's still some Mr. Snuffleupagus shit.

I was holding my breath for that entire Mookie at-bat. I will now exhale. M-m-m-m-mookie.

The swing-and-miss-ing from the Dodgers is out of control. It's one thing to be cold. It's another thing for every single batter to go to the plate with absolutely no plan to put the ball in play. If this weren't what the Dodgers did all through August, too, it would be unfathomable.

Oh, Joe Davis. You don't need to say "F1" is getting "a lot of Oscar buzz" just because they sponsored the pre-show.

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This is good news and I'm pleased, but I'm also intrigued by how many of these rebooted animated shows, even the ones that are qualitatively successful, somehow just become background noise after the excitement of their initial resurrections. I call it The "American Dad" Effect.

And yet, "Pachinko," a show that's entirely different on every total and formal level, and on an entirely different network, remains in what I can only assume will be a permanent limbo.

I wish "Down Cemetery Road" had been able to emulate the narrative efficiency of "Slow Horses" — 6 episodes, 45 minutes per — but Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson are so good that it mostly doesn't matter.

Change one letter, ruin a candy. 100 Gland

Will Smith — the catcher, not the far more famous "Slow Horses" showrunner — seems like he's toast. He's struggling to catch anything cleanly. But honestly, the entire Dodgers team looks dead on their feet for a second straight game. They did NOT bounce back from Game 3. The Jays did. There ya go.

I am starting a GoFundMe to teach Joe Davis and John Smoltz something about Trey Yesavage other than the extremity of his arm angle. Does he like movies? What is his shoe size? How is his French?

That was not a good start.

Or, as noted body artist/poet Maya Angeltattoo put it: When somebody tattoos who they are, believe them the tattooest time.

I've been watching the movie "Memento" and I'm distressed by the lack of good reporting about Leonard Shelby's memory problems and desire for revenge.

I wish "Down Cemetery Road" had been able to emulate the narrative efficiency of "Slow Horses" — 6 episodes, 45 minutes per — but Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson are so good that it mostly doesn't matter.