Boeing will be up a gazillion percent tomorrow.

PSA: If you’re under age 65 in New York, and you want a Covid vaccination from a pharmacy without a prescription, you might need to have the pharmacist look up the recent executive order from the governor allowing this. They’re not all aware of this, and some are telling people they can’t do it.

After his extended standing ovation at his return to his late-night show, what’s your guess for what Jimmy Kimmell’s monologue opening line will be. I’ll go first: “So, as I was saying…”

This is the opening for a WH reporter to ask the president if he's pro-fascism or anti-fascism.

The CEO of Antifa issued this statement: " "

The man is a fucking moron.

He sounds like he's delirious.

Trump sounds like he's been doubling up on the Adderall sniffing.

I dunno. He'll never do it. He'll say he doesn't need congress and SCOTUS will back him up. Seems to me this is like the Dems saying, "Fuck it, we're shutting the government down."

Happy New Year to all who observe without a Times Square ball drop.

If I were WSJ publisher, I'd relish the opportunity to engage in discovery.

Did Iger grow a spine, or were some Trump memecoins involved in this decision?

"Kimmell is coming back."

The interesting question will be what happens with the two ABC affiliate owners, Nexstar and Sinclair. I assume they've also been hearing form their viewers on both sides. My guess is they will whine for a few more days, then quietly resume airing Kimmell.

HAPPY AUTUMNAL EQUINOX! Summer is officially over.* *Northern hemisphere only.

LOL. Sam Altman didn't look comfortable having to answer a question about AI on the edge, i.e., accessing chatbots on your phone without the need for hyperscalers loaded with Nvidia chips, while he's standing 3 feet away from Jensen Huang.

This is starting to look like the corporate crypto treasury "strategy."

Republicans to the rescue!

And where is Netscape today?

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social The real question for hyperscalers is whether new chips on mobile and home devices for AI inference will crush the demand for AI cloud services

By whom?

CNBC producer flunks spelling test.

In reality, despite the manner of his death, Kirk was a hate monger, an absolutely vicious misogynist, and a conspirator against American democracy. Let’s not sell tickets to his “spiritual journey.”

We've gone from "90 deals in 90 days" to "4 deals no one really believes".

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RBC’s Lori Calvasina on “The earnings chart that’s still bothering us” -Earnings revisions for the top 10 S&P 500 constituents strengthening, but coming off the boil for the rest of the index

And again.

Lol.

Ten percent of every grift gets reinvested in another grift.

If any of your written correspondence to me includes "would of", could of,", or "should of", I will infer a level of illiteracy on your part.

Who are they recognizing as head of state?

👇 👇 👇 T $ 5 O , O O O M H C O V E R U P M A N

The clean-up on aisle 1600 is official.

At this time I would like to offer another shoutout to those of you never-Trumpers in swing states who were too lazy to vote, or just couldn't pull the lever for Harris or wanted to "make a statement" with your fucking protest votes.

The President is flat-out saying it is illegal - now, currently, today - for the media to do stories about him that he doesn't like. How much clearer does it need to be, folks? The First Anendment's head is on the block and he's holding the ax! For God's sake, Congress, SPEAK UP!!!

Folks, the million-dollar Trump Gold Card is the shiny distraction to take attention away from the H-1B shakedown.

Reminder that if you don’t play the air drums during that part of Phil Collins’s “In the Air Tonight,” we probably wouldn’t get along.

PUT IT IN THE BOOKS.  #LGM

I don't believe this any more. More distractions.

Prediction: Kimmel is coming back.

Wait. You can do that?

"We're actually making money on that war." —Trump, on Ukraine What a total loser.

Trump is doing a Ralph Kramden"humunuh-humunuh" on question about who controls the TikTok algorithm, which he clearly doesn't understand.

👋That's a wrap from me for the year: Signing off today for maternity leave feeling very grateful to be able to dedicate the next few months to figuring out how to raise a baby. It'll be a very different type of craziness for me for the next little bit. See you in 2026!

WHO NEEDS A DRINK?

My guess is Faber is right, but it isn't going well.