Caught up on Will Trent and maybe they could limit tragedies to like two a season? Instead of ONE BILLION like this season had? JFC.

Flew through Gen V S2, which is so much tighter and generally has better character work than The Boys. (The Boys is a bit too narratively maximalist for me.) Anyway, it’s as good of a Boys spinoff as we were ever going to get.

Made these on a whim and they are delicious. (Measured the peanut butter, chocolate, and salt with my heart which I think was the right choice.) www.shugarysweets.com/peanut-butte...

Garnet, Jett, Denver, Porter? The Flyers have incredible first names happening on their roster.

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.

Ok Gronk is hammered

Wait is the Buffalo goalie hot

Texas eliminated 5 Democratic seats with no voter approval. Louisiana suspended election with no voter approval. Tennessee erased last majority-Black district with no voter approval. But VA Supreme Court blocks redistricting map approved by 3 million voters www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Tennessee Republicans have stolen political power from the state’s 2 largest cities, Nashville and Memphis. Memphis is split in 3 districts; Nashville is split in 5. This is not democracy. This is a vandalism of democracy.

If anyone made a “wow we fucked it” montage about my team as brutal as the one ESPN just aired on the Red Sox, I’d have to end it all.

I absolutely hate this! #Survivor

I love his face as much as I hate those pants.

I somehow messed up my rice cooker rice so bad that I made mush. The whitest thing I’ve ever done tbh.

Okay folks, because this happens every year: 1. The Met Gala funds the Costume Institute which does not receive any of the money the Met Museum gets from tickets or money from the general donation pool to the Met.

Watching something on the HGTV app and there is an ad where Tucker Carlson hawks Zyn, and it may be the worst ad of all time. What a fucking asshole he is.

Wait do the Canadiens take the ice to “Fix You??”

These ones are so tedious 🫠

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

Sometimes I feel like this season of Survivor is punking me

Unthawed sausage for this recipe then realized I had no buns; transformed it into sausage and peppers pasta instead. Recommend! www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/saus...

Great country

Via Sportsnet

I love this crowd singing O Canada to help the tech malfunction 🥺

Sometimes my cat eats a tiny bit of dinner then takes a little nap next to me and then wakes herself up from said nap yelling at me because she remembers she has food left to eat and now she’s mad at me for hiding it or something? Girl you’re the one that fell asleep.

Everyone who is about to get Weather tonight: Stay safe! Turn on alerts! We are on the very edge but it’s already very weird outside.

And S/O to the Boston fan who slammed her drink since it was time to go

The time traveling pond show is so complicated now. Everybody used that damn pond! #TheWayHome

Once again:

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Skate to the face hockey is fucking crazy

The second season of Deadloch is so Florida coded.

Hoo boy this Montreal crowd is hyped

Hockey is definitely the most “it’s fine, rub some dirt on it” sport

It’s very funny that Jimmy Fallon is responsible for the worst twist, like of course #Survivor

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

TIL a ceramic baking dish can crack like a glass one (at least they don’t explode)

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!

Started watching MasterChef and this is very “Fox reality show in 2010.”

Wowow

Genuinely the funniest needle drop I’ve ever seen in a movie

A contronym is a word that is its own opposite. The same word. Two meanings. Completely opposite. What's your favorite? 🧵⬇️

Ooooooo the time travel pond show is back tonight.

Too soon.

As someone who was raised Catholic and rejected basically… all of that in adulthood, these past few weeks have been very confusing. (Never have I been so reminded that I am still kind of culturally Catholic, I guess?)

Finished The Pitt finale. I agree with some of the criticisms of season two but also I do not care, I would watch 400 episodes of this show happily.

I wrote about Donald Trump v. The Pope