Carrie Raisler
@carrieraisler.bsky.social
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That’s it, that’s the whole story (she/her, I like food and TV)
Caught up on Will Trent and maybe they could limit tragedies to like two a season? Instead of ONE BILLION like this season had? JFC.
about 1 hour ago
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Flew through Gen V S2, which is so much tighter and generally has better character work than The Boys. (The Boys is a bit too narratively maximalist for me.) Anyway, it’s as good of a Boys spinoff as we were ever going to get.
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Made these on a whim and they are delicious. (Measured the peanut butter, chocolate, and salt with my heart which I think was the right choice.)
www.shugarysweets.com/peanut-butte...
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Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Bars Recipe
Rich and fudgy, these Peanut Butter Swirled Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars are the ultimate treat. Thick and delicious, serve these warm with ice cream!
https://www.shugarysweets.com/peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-bars/
about 21 hours ago
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Garnet, Jett, Denver, Porter? The Flyers have incredible first names happening on their roster.
about 24 hours ago
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Leah McElrath
1 day ago
“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.
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Ok Gronk is hammered
2 days ago
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Wait is the Buffalo goalie hot
2 days ago
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Ari Berman
2 days ago
Texas eliminated 5 Democratic seats with no voter approval. Louisiana suspended election with no voter approval. Tennessee erased last majority-Black district with no voter approval. But VA Supreme Court blocks redistricting map approved by 3 million voters
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Republicans don’t need to win elections anymore. They just need their judges.
The Virginia Supreme Court nullifies three million votes, boosting Trump’s effort to rig the midterms.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/05/republicans-dont-need-to-win-elections-anymore-they-just-need-their-judges/
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Mark Jacob
3 days ago
Tennessee Republicans have stolen political power from the state’s 2 largest cities, Nashville and Memphis. Memphis is split in 3 districts; Nashville is split in 5. This is not democracy. This is a vandalism of democracy.
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How GOP's Tennessee redistricting map impacts Nashville, Memphis elections
On day two of Tennessee's special session, the GOP proposed its ambitious redraw linking Memphis and the greater Nashville area in two separate districts.
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2026/05/07/tennessee-redistricting-map-changes-district-memphis-nashville/89961397007/
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If anyone made a “wow we fucked it” montage about my team as brutal as the one ESPN just aired on the Red Sox, I’d have to end it all.
3 days ago
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I absolutely hate this!
#Survivor
4 days ago
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I love his face as much as I hate those pants.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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I somehow messed up my rice cooker rice so bad that I made mush. The whitest thing I’ve ever done tbh.
6 days ago
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Racheline Maltese
6 days ago
Okay folks, because this happens every year: 1. The Met Gala funds the Costume Institute which does not receive any of the money the Met Museum gets from tickets or money from the general donation pool to the Met.
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Watching something on the HGTV app and there is an ad where Tucker Carlson hawks Zyn, and it may be the worst ad of all time. What a fucking asshole he is.
6 days ago
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Wait do the Canadiens take the ice to “Fix You??”
9 days ago
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These ones are so tedious 🫠
9 days ago
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Kerith Burke
11 days ago
Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.
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Sometimes I feel like this season of Survivor is punking me
11 days ago
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Unthawed sausage for this recipe then realized I had no buns; transformed it into sausage and peppers pasta instead. Recommend!
www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/saus...
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Sausage, Peppers, and Onions Will Never Go Out of Style
This classic recipe cooks Italian sausages with bell peppers, sweet onions, crushed tomatoes, and garlic. You can serve this versatile combo on a hoagie roll, over pasta, or with polenta.
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/sausage_peppers_and_onions/
11 days ago
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Great country
11 days ago
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CJ Fogler
12 days ago
Via Sportsnet
add a skeleton here at some point
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I love this crowd singing O Canada to help the tech malfunction 🥺
12 days ago
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Sometimes my cat eats a tiny bit of dinner then takes a little nap next to me and then wakes herself up from said nap yelling at me because she remembers she has food left to eat and now she’s mad at me for hiding it or something? Girl you’re the one that fell asleep.
13 days ago
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Everyone who is about to get Weather tonight: Stay safe! Turn on alerts! We are on the very edge but it’s already very weird outside.
13 days ago
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CJ Fogler
14 days ago
And S/O to the Boston fan who slammed her drink since it was time to go
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The time traveling pond show is so complicated now. Everybody used that damn pond!
#TheWayHome
14 days ago
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SoonerMedic
15 days ago
Once again:
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Doll Tearsheet
15 days ago
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Skate to the face hockey is fucking crazy
15 days ago
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The second season of Deadloch is so Florida coded.
15 days ago
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Hoo boy this Montreal crowd is hyped
16 days ago
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Hockey is definitely the most “it’s fine, rub some dirt on it” sport
18 days ago
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It’s very funny that Jimmy Fallon is responsible for the worst twist, like of course
#Survivor
18 days ago
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Brian Grubb
18 days ago
lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX
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TIL a ceramic baking dish can crack like a glass one (at least they don’t explode)
19 days ago
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Elon’s FinDomme
20 days ago
It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!
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Started watching MasterChef and this is very “Fox reality show in 2010.”
20 days ago
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Wowow
21 days ago
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Sophie Bee
21 days ago
Genuinely the funniest needle drop I’ve ever seen in a movie
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Wikipedia
21 days ago
A contronym is a word that is its own opposite. The same word. Two meanings. Completely opposite. What's your favorite? 🧵⬇️
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21 days ago
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Ooooooo the time travel pond show is back tonight.
21 days ago
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Phillip Iscove
22 days ago
Too soon.
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As someone who was raised Catholic and rejected basically… all of that in adulthood, these past few weeks have been very confusing. (Never have I been so reminded that I am still kind of culturally Catholic, I guess?)
22 days ago
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Finished The Pitt finale. I agree with some of the criticisms of season two but also I do not care, I would watch 400 episodes of this show happily.
22 days ago
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Brian Phillips
23 days ago
I wrote about Donald Trump v. The Pope
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The President vs. the Pope vs. the Slop Messiah
Sixteen burning questions about Trump, AI Jesus, and JD Vance attempting to correct the pope on matters of Catholic theology
https://www.theringer.com/2026/04/17/politics/donald-trump-pope-ai-jesus-image-jd-vance
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Brian Phillips
22 days ago
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