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Well I had to include him today

O hell yeah

Name a film you’ve seen more than five times. Film critic mode. It has to be a film you don’t like. (My wife loves this movie and insists it's good)

Jazz Chisholm cannot challenge anymore. These are all right in there.

The tracking of the Cruz ball to the foul pole yesterday is so funny to look at

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

Warden: Look, he painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm asking you, what's it breathing? Homer: air? Warden: ain't no air in space Homer: there's an Air In Space Museum!

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

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Wait, Animal, what do you have there 👀 The full track list for Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets coming April 16 🎸

Besides being...horrifying?, this is the absolute bullseye of the AI grift. Take something that's free and has always been free -- faith -- and put a price tag on it. If you use any of these tools, you are a sucker, and are being suckered, and the people who make this slop are laughing at you.

Me this morning and this evening.

A cover of Crack Rock Steady but it's about Circuit City.

Hoppy almost Easter.

I thought I loved using commas. Grammerly seems to LOVE commas and wants me to use them in places they do not make sense.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

I mean my favorite player ever is Edgar Martinez and I'm a Yankees fan.

Oh God, what is that scorebug????

Matty V. just called him Brandon Webb and I'm glad I'm not the only one stuck in 2003.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

The World Baseball Classic made it clear that it's Free Bird.

I hope Venezuelan officials are allowed to party in the clubhouse. Oh wait

Guess the US didn't love the military enough

These are unprecedented times. And as such, I agree 100% with these Yankee fans.

Italy to Puerto Rico

NYC MOVIES 4

You see this mom and dad? There WAS a reason Jess and I made you play these soundtrack tapes all the time in the car! I'm voting Lion King.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I've used Karim Garcia 95 times and I'm pretty sure this is the first time he's been my highest % player. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1071 9/9: Rarity: 7 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

I pondered much less than this.

World Baseball Classic time

I don't endorse sports betting but if I did I'd bet against the Colombian team in the WBC.

Just read these lyrics. So good So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

One has a song about having everything and it not being enough. One has a song about relaxing.

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Has anyone called Josh a monster in the new bracket era yet? I though to myself which of these two would I rather watch right now. And I considered the coconut.

Don't tell my daughter how I voted.

Nate Silver

One of these has Mickey Mouse. The other has David Spade. You know what to do.

We have a false bracket like that had a false king!

Let's go (in 5 months)! My 4th favorite album of all time. And, @catbiteband.bsky.social

If they had just released Circle of Life as a short film, dayenu.

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

You know where this is going. I went to BRef and found the box score for July 22, 1986, when Ken Griffey Sr. hit 3 HR against the Phillies. AI is somehow world-transforming and inevitable but also worse than both a normal website and also my memory from 40 years ago.

Haunted Mansion voice vs. Phantom Manor voice! It's Sleeping Beauty.

If it is joke on the Jungle Cruise, it gets my vote (this was impossible to search for on Google Image, apologies for the blurry screenshot off Youtube)