You see this mom and dad? There WAS a reason Jess and I made you play these soundtrack tapes all the time in the car! I'm voting Lion King.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I've used Karim Garcia 95 times and I'm pretty sure this is the first time he's been my highest % player. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1071 9/9: Rarity: 7 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

I pondered much less than this.

World Baseball Classic time

I don't endorse sports betting but if I did I'd bet against the Colombian team in the WBC.

Just read these lyrics. So good So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

One has a song about having everything and it not being enough. One has a song about relaxing.

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Has anyone called Josh a monster in the new bracket era yet? I though to myself which of these two would I rather watch right now. And I considered the coconut.

Don't tell my daughter how I voted.

Nate Silver

One of these has Mickey Mouse. The other has David Spade. You know what to do.

We have a false bracket like that had a false king!

Let's go (in 5 months)! My 4th favorite album of all time. And, @catbiteband.bsky.social

If they had just released Circle of Life as a short film, dayenu.

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

You know where this is going. I went to BRef and found the box score for July 22, 1986, when Ken Griffey Sr. hit 3 HR against the Phillies. AI is somehow world-transforming and inevitable but also worse than both a normal website and also my memory from 40 years ago.

Haunted Mansion voice vs. Phantom Manor voice! It's Sleeping Beauty.

If it is joke on the Jungle Cruise, it gets my vote (this was impossible to search for on Google Image, apologies for the blurry screenshot off Youtube)

I've really tried to get into Hunchback but it has never clicked with me. And I was 7 when I first saw it. Moana is great.

All Yankees for my birthday ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1049 9/9: Rarity: 6 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

Keith David is a national treasure. Peter Pan is a charismatic stranger luring children out of their windows.

I'm honor of my birthday you should remember my favorite Yankee in 2002-2003

Me today

In the words of @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social , 'the shit that you hate don't make you special'. Frozen is a better movie. Vote accordingly.

Jay Mohr.

I'm voting for the better movie but really want to vote for the better WDW attraction. Hint hint, Josh. Things have changed since you last did that bracket

I'm honestly shocked either of these made it through the first round. I'm vote for Patrick Warburton.

This sucks so much. By far my favorite baseball podcast and now I'll have quite the void. If any #RoundTableHeads have suggestions for something else please let me know.

Remember how good the World Series was?

Was Benny Rabbit a Bad Bunny? I'm not familiar enough but in what I've seen he's usually grumpy.

I know everyone thinks everything was better when they and only they were younger but please remember the simplicity of super bowl commercials once upon a time: youtu.be/NsWKvtButwo?...

Here's a story about Disney, AI, & The Muppets. We love to see The Muppets being promoted right at the top of Disney+. Disney using their immense promotional power to push the Muppets is exactly what we want. But wait... zoom in... is that is a gloveless Miss Piggy?

Let's see if I followed @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social advice correctly. House: my uncle taught me comedy is all about timing A DIFFERENT house: is he a comedian? The first house: no, he's Big Ben.

In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...

When @immaculategrid.com debuted more stats I had 1234 different players used (aka The Ramones Number). Since then I 1) combined my laptop and phone accounts into one and 2) made an effort to increase that total. Today I reached 2000 different players used. Thanks, Aaron Sanchez

It gets my vote for this:

I really like my daily baseball trivia calendar but they clearly didn't think the birthday questions through.

Today, from The Muppet Show, I learned that 'Ghetto Superstar' did not exactly have an original chorus.

Simba roaring and the lionesses roaring back is a top 5 moment in any movie for me. It's made me tear up since I was in my twenties. (there's a bunch in Melody Time I enjoy, but come on)

Every single time I watch Winnie the Pooh I forget the third story exits and what happens in it. 2/3 of Pooh is more memorable than Moana 2.

Brian's favorite Yankee if you asked me in 1998.

I Was One of the Angst-Ridden Teens in the “Last Resort” Music Video, and You Will Address Me With the Respect I Deserve thehardtimes.net/blog/i-was-o...

I cannot lie...I'm voting for the one with the pig.

Everyone is ready for the Muppet Show special this week.