Wait so this dude is about to be a Super Bowl champ?

Shouldn't that be an automatic goal?

The only play of the game I have seen so far is the doink to close the half. I should just turn the game off and call it a perfect night.

Wow wow wow wow WOOOOOOOOOW! This game, man.

THIS is NFL playoff football?! I think the Giants-Raiders game for last overall was better than this.

This is great because I own $HIT. 🙃

Man this virus sucks might be time for another napOH MY GOD THEY BLOCKED THE PUNT!

Anybody else stuck in bed with a weird virus whose only symptoms are a fever and an inability to stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time?

That stage is a yo-yo

Uh.... It went 10 yards? Georgia now gets the ball? They get one play?

Free kick that bounces off the stage then an Ole Miss player then a Georgia player runs it back for a TD only to be called back on a offsides LET'S GO!

Lol sure let's force a free kick while the awards stage is already on the field!

Joe Judge? Mismanaging a clock? Giants fans: YOU DON'T SAY.

Russell Wilson: Tank Commander

I know this must sting a design team somewhere and I do feel a bit bad about that. But you don't make the names and numbers a slightly different shade as the white jerseys. Come on man... Some of us are old and shouldn't have to squint to figure out who's who (and the refs are likely even older).

The Bills are an elite NFL team dressed like a Wednesday night MAAC conference bottom feeder.

Why didn't Dallas have to burn a time out when it was ruled a fumble? Shouldn't the clock have continued running?

"Daniel Jones: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A QB That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’" -Tomorrow's Onion

Oh. Come. ON.

Satan: We've been waiting a long time for you, Ozzy. Ozzy (putting on a bib and picking up a knife and fork): Me too. Satan: Uh what do you think you're do- Ozzy: Shhhh. Stress will make you more chewy.

Age verification? I remember, as a first grader, asking my mom what the big deal was about some guy dying. She told me that his band had lots of fans and they'd never get to see that band again because they refused to go on without him. That was Led Zeppelin.

The most CONCACAF-y game, man.

Don't know if either team is very good but USA vs Costa Rica has been entertaining.

Ziggy will watch R2-D2 all day.

A cat rooting for the Cats is a bit on the nose.

Excuse me sir do have you ever considered solar power?

Luke: 2 kittens, 2 cat toys. Keep 'em both busy for 2 minutes without letting them actually get the toys, and you'll be a Jedi. Rey: No prob! *17 years later* Luke's force ghost: Give up already the First Order has total contr- Rey: Almost got it! Dang how long that time? Luke: 17 seconds.

good morning. today at IHTOV: a thoughtful, poignant, heartfelt essay by andy millman on the powerful connection music gives us to people no longer here. this is so good ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/borro...

Meet Smokey (left) and Ziggy. Sure my kid named him after his zig-zag movements during play time (aka every dang waking second of the day), but us Isle fans know better.

Breaking: half the Islanders choose new jersey numbers in the 40s to 90s range.

I don't even own a turntable currently, but posts like this are why I read @ihavethatonvinyl.com I used to hunt for Zep boots too and the joy of finding a "one time only" song is a bigger rush than finding a $100 bill in the street. Now where's my live (practice session) copy of "In the Light?"

I don't even care what this team does anymore. I used to scream about stuff like this but what's the point? It's not like they ever listen. It helps that raising a family distracts me from sports but a tiny piece of me is sad that I could come back to hockey in 10 years and things will be the same.

Let's hop over to the big hockey game AAAAND oh dang you know what I forgot to pluck my nose hairs I'll read about it later.

It would've been a very different ceremony if this happened in Philly.

Like, I'm trying to do my best to give (have?) some grace here but, uh,... Shouldn't this type of celebration happen AFTER the game? Or better yet, at the Caps' next home game? Imagine if one of these teams were right on the playoff bubble (no the Isles aren't even if they are mathematically alive)

What do we call this sandwich? 🤣😭 @hockeygoalieeh.bsky.social @ihavethatonvinyl.com

Of course.

Watching A Minecraft Movie at the moment and I don't know what the critics are complaining about. Guess they haven't played even 5 minutes. Kids and adults alike are screaming and laughing and going nuts all at the same time.

Theme song? Petty's "Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes."

Someone has to win 10-0. Or 20-10.

I see my lack of sports-viewing time is, in fact, still a silver lining.

Dang.

I said this too... About 20 years ago. Still waiting!

This might as well have been written about all of my high school friends.

Oh sure THIS night, of all nights, I have to drag my butt to bed for an early day full of driving. Enjoy the rest of the game, Bluskees.

With @pearljam.com joining I have the opportunity to retell this short story: I was on a plane to visit my cousin in Vegas and ended up sitting next to a Pearl Jam fan. We traded info, started dating 1 1/2 years later & now married with a 9 year old PJ fan who will inherit our CD collection one day.

Like, of all Canadian goalies, there really isn't one in the entire NHL that can save more than 90% of his shots? Not that I'm complaining.

There will never be a Four Nations tournament again. 🤣

This game will take 946 years to complete.

"The more you feel like a Bosch" "Did someone say my name?!" "No not you Boushh."