Every single subject line is the most horrifying, vomit-inducing shit you can imagine, these callous fucks talking about raping children like it's the game store and the new Magic cards just came in.

Even with a busted hand, the show must go on.

Jesus, finally some fuckin good news.

Yo Rudy, Elton John called from 1978 to say "maybe take it down a notch or two."

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

The idea that one would use 2 knives for this has literally never occurred to me before this moment. On the off chance that I'm deeply concerned about not mixing any PB into the J jar (or vice versa), I'd just wipe the knife off with a paper towel (I never actually do this).

And, for real, the Banana Boat Song scene in Beetlejuice 100% works as well as it does because O'Hara was a goddamn comedy genius.

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

I don't think there are good arguments against this position

Great Mouse Detective is fine, but Pocahontas is the absolute worst of the Renaissance-era movies, just an absolute turd of a film.

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

Harrison Ford calling people "kid" is always a win.

The scientific definition of the word "nanosecond" is the time between when I found out that Bill Maher is on Bluesky and when I blocked him.

Broke three bones in my hand.

Whenever I see a pic of Noah Wyle in the Pitt all I can think of is this:

Friends, I am having a *thrilling* day waiting around various Kaiser medical offices after injuring my hand when I fell while walking the dog yesterday. Right now I'm waiting for an X-ray.

"I'm calling this one The Legend of Zalda: Respiration of Nature, a totally original creation generated by AI."

Bad CGI dinos vs. one of film's most iconic dragons, gee, tough choice.

Barenaked Ladies - What a Good Boy The Tragically Hip - Bobcaygeon Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers Rush - Tom Sawyer Crash Test Dummies - Superman's Song 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

This machine yub nubs fascists.

Sure, the official homicide detective of NPR's Car Talk, Doug A. Hole and his partner, Barry M. Deep.

anyways whoever controls the spice, controls the universe

They genuinely think they can placate people by reassigning Tiny Himmler and going about going about their fascist thuggery as otherwise planned. Something tells me they've got another think coming.

these people seem like idiots

The American Dream adage of "you can be rich if you work hard" serves only to convince the rich that they have worked hard.

"Harassing, assaulting and murdering people got you down in the dumps? Feeling a little blue after kidnapping a kindergartner or two?"

Walt voicing Mickey is cool and all but I'm more into Louis Prima voicing an orangutan. And an "oh, what coulda been" about the Beatles declining to voice a quartet of vultures.

I think there's a straight line from Kristi Noem volunteering the dog-murder story in a memoir in a way where she was clearly expecting people to go "YO what a badass bitch!" and DHS being shocked that extra-judicial killings and toddler-snatching have been a PR dud.

Oh, we've reached the Modest Proposal stage of things already, I see.

Patrick Doyle's Much Ado score is one of the best movie scores ever written. I'm not taking questions at this time.

It should be a box in the sidebar directly underneath the terrible user-submitted photo. Paul Rudd [photo of Rudd about to sneeze during a panel at Comic Con] NICE/ASSHOLE STATUS: NICE

I keep seeing this and I keep wondering, do you really think they have a plan? Do you really think they think they need some sort of reason to do fascist shit, or will they just try to do it? And do you really think that cancelling the 2026 election is as simple as Trump saying "election's off"?

Dude who goes out and about in the world dressed in the Heinrich Himmler Cosplay Collection is RUL MADD about people calling him and his boys Gestapo, sure.

Thesis: the music video for Take On Me is a complete hero's journey in four minutes. She briefly refuses the call, enters the underworld and adventures with strange powers, returns to real life changed but ultimately claiming her prize. youtu.be/djV11Xbc914?...

if you've never shot a gun, don't know what gun you'd buy, don't know where you'd buy it or practice with it - now is *not* the time to buy a gun. send that $500 to mutual aid. also consider - do you want gun companies to learn this sort of thing increases sales, just like big school shootings?

I went Big Hero 6 here, because it is honestly one of the best superhero movies ever. Being very loosely adapted from an obscure Marvel comic means it's completely free of "Oh, I can't wait until he says 'It's clobberin' time!'" expectations, it can just do its own thing entirely, to great result.

"using emojis as weapons of propaganda" is going to live in my head rent-free for a loooooong time. Which ones are the propaganda ones, do you think? Is it 💯? I've always had a bad feeling about 💯. I mean, 😎 for sure, I never trusted that shifty bastard, what is he hiding behind those sunglasses?

Hate Denver all you like, celebrating the Patriots making it to the Super Bowl is not a good look on anyone.

Hearing Loss Causing Machines is the name of my Republican Rage Against the Machine cover band. We alter all the songs so that we're raging in favor of the machine.

Oh, that's good.

Pam, I notice your racist dog whistle and all, but just for clarity: just because your boss has made being a barely literate dipshit the cool thing in Republican political circles doesn't mean that the rest of us are. Well written signs don't mean "outside agitator," they mean "passed 2nd grade."

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

It's not the point of anything but every photo and video of Kash Patel is hilarious, he perpetually looks like a muppet that was just unexpectedly turned into a real boy by a malicious fairy and has no idea how to use a human body to blink or fart or breath or any of it.

Back at it.

I know the Orwell quotes are trite, but I just don't know what else to say when the people in charge just keep insisting on feeding us "We have always been at war with Minneapolis" bullshit. I don't know what else to say when they obviously fully expect us to disbelieve our own eyes and ears.