i love how time doesn’t exist anymore until 2026

Are there any legitimately good legacy sequels? I tend to enjoy these things more than most but I can't think of any I'm not slightly embarrassed to like.

Home sweet Sprink

Your avi, lemme see it

There are so many fucking dogs at this fucking airport

Collin ordered a beer that comes with an olive garnish 🤨

My niece wanted to watch a Hallmark movie and I convinced her to watch a Hanukkah one.

I've never been able to shake the feeling that I was put on this Earth to steal Christmas at least once.

The kids are all up before 8am to play in this. The adults are all "FUCK."

Okay sorry gotta do the @profanity.accountant thing before everyone starts complaining about people doing it

My 9yo niece maybe just drew my husband's next tattoo and she doesn't know it yet

Round 2 of Millennials vs Gen Z trivia, now with an Elder Gen Z playing (against her Younger Millennial boyfriend), we are getting even more destroyed

It is very important that I nap while the kids are ice skating. This is probably going to result in zero nap.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday two very good movies sandwiched by two very meh movies in my #LastFourWatched

At least The Smashing Machine led me down this Wikipedia road

Doing the Ten Minutes of Quiet thing but it isn't really quiet but I'm still glad I am doing it

stay safe, local frens

And I will be bashing people for drinking too much Diet Coke

Got it on sale.

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

HBO made a collection of the Thanksgiving Friends episodes and I'm really not used to thinking HBO is doing something right

Lemme tell you what I do NOT recommend: watching your first episode of Stranger Things since season one immediately after watching the perfect production design of THE SECRET AGENT

Watching LA CONFIDENTIAL makes me feel like my dad is with me and he's been gone for almost 20 years.

Love Wagner Moura pulling a Raffey Cassidy

Sitting in a parking lot waiting for Ulta to open because your girl needs a little treat

Look to transition from feeling all of the things to feeling none of the things.

Baby's in Bad Bad Place

At a restaurant called Oh London with no comma and boy is that bugging me

My niece asked for help with her algebra homework. I told her I love her but I have organized my life around never doing algebra again.

Somehow, 16 years into our relationship, my father-in-law has just discovered I sneeze quite loudly. He now needs to comment on every sneeze. I am lightly allergic to dogs. Everyone here has a dog. This is not going well.

Sex cardigan?! I thought they closed that place down!

Sally Albright and Ben Wyatt open a restaurant together

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love

Say "Ronly Honly Bing" out loud right now, I promise it will cheer you up

You gotta read this!

I said “your mother is a floating torso” and I’d say it again

Shhh

What did you just say to my Infant?

New PIT terminal is SO BRIGHT, like an office building IN HELL. Like staring into a headlight on an obnoxiously big truck the whole time you wait for security. I did not bring large/dark enough sunglasses. Learn from my mistake!!

Here's the part where I remember extended Thanksgiving travel means extended time away from Sprink

Me watching any Hollywood Golden Age comedy: I should really buy a fancy set of pajamas.

Being excited about seeing the new Pittsburgh airport has shifted into being anxious about navigating a new-to-everyone airport.

I have to pack today. Eeyore Mode Activate.

Rewatching The Fantastic Four First Steps with Collin and it really is a shame they shot this movie through a panel of mop water

Brain so bad that cleaning my makeup brushes with Bogie & Bacall on in the background could not soothe me

PSA: take your turkey out of the freezer, kittens.