Popping a 100mg edible before I set up the turkey fryer because I’m no fucking amateur

Lately I’ve been thinking about how I’d love to reboot the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy and finally adapt the last three books

we deserve better than dirt, you know. you don't have to accept table scraps.

Oh I beg to differ

No musical special. No Xander. No Spike. No Cordelia Chase. No Daniel "Oz" Osborne. No Willow-meets-her-doppelganger episode. Nothing.

Easily the best way I’ve found to explain it is that it’s like when The Doctor regenerates. Both me and the previous incarnation are Me and we have continuity of personhood, yet we are also distinctly different!

I got up for work and it’s not dark out!! 😎☀️☀️

You can tell this is specifically either Gemini 11 or Gemini 12 because of the tether between the reentry module and the Agena

despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better

All my hateresses become my waitresses when I sit down at the table of success.

“Liberalism is fun the way VHS tapes are fun: the flaws of an obsolete tool become a nostalgic aesthetic. But it has clearly failed.” 🤌🤌🤌

Damn I can’t wait to read how stranger things ends on wikipedia

Used to eat a box of these bastards every day after school while I watched cartoons. They werrrre terrible.

Additional descension requirements are in effect on Friday!

Gotta dial in the right Trans Mode

fraggle rock coordinates

Five seconds into the Roofman screening @jennifer.holz.gay leaned over and whispered "That's Roofman" and honestly it is a miracle I stopped laughing in time to actually watch the movie

Disney could’ve crapped out pretty much any garbage movie and slapped the name Tron on it and I would’ve bought two d-box seats opening night, but they had to give sex pest no-talent assclown j*red l*to another fucking role so I’m out!

Can now confirm that the best Taylor Swift track of 2025 is “How Bad Do U Want Me” from Lady Gaga’s Mayhem

Refinery expert here. Refineries actually only do this when they’re in serious distress!

Transgender for everyone!

A Cis Girl's Guide To Picking Up Trans Girls gabe dunn eat your heart out substack.com/@halimedemf/...

Everybody’s really glossing over the part where he calls a sex pest one of his heroes…

If you’re a comedian I know who’s doing the RIYADH comedy festival, it’s not too late to drop out. The money you make will poison you. You have fucked up & you can correct the big bad mistake you’re making. Also the ppl I know who are doing it are SO WILDLY RICH already. Christ.

Extremely elusive Chris Deluzio W

More like The GOAT from Outer Space amirite??? It’s a good movie, folks!

Comedian Zach Woods calls out comedians who are performing in Saudi Arabia’s comedy festival https://www.fxoxo.com/221912/ Zach Woods— from The Office and Silicon Valley— called our American comedians who are scheduled to perform in the upcoming Saudi Arabia hosted Riyadh Comedy Festival. The …

Look at this pack of absolute jackasses

Damn, your dad had an AI-generated car when you were a kid?

In the coming weeks a nonzero number of people are going to take handfuls of Tylenol as a bit and end up with smoldering husks where their livers used to be 😕

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

i'm joining the War on SciShow on the side of Knitters on behalf of the Trans Delegation because that hrt video was dogshit

I get this joke thanks to Quantum Leap 🫡

To keep everything consistent they should retitle Knives Out to “Knives Out: A Knives Out Mystery”

I can’t believe that Champagne Supernova is a real Oasis song and not a Weird Al style parody of Oasis

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

Serious question: did people in the 1940s spout this “but he had kids!” horseshit about Goebbels and Hitler when they shuffled off?

you'll be more gorgeous than you could have imagined. so will the rest of the world. there are colours you haven't even seen yet. you'll sit by an open window at night in the cold november air and realise your shoulders have come down from around your ears for the first time since you can remember.

I know I’m like a broken record about this but, the biggest problem with my cellular telephone by far is that it’s too thick! This chonker is nearly 8 millimeters! What am I trying to carry War and Peace around in my purse? I need this under 6 millimeters but with a big bulbous bulge at the top!!!

Disney could’ve crapped out pretty much any garbage movie and slapped the name Tron on it and I would’ve bought two d-box seats opening night, but they had to give sex pest no-talent assclown j*red l*to another fucking role so I’m out!

star trek strange new worlds is a psy-op designed to see what audiences will let a starship crew get away with if it’s made up of the most attractive people in the galaxy

I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984

Good thread on why Newsom’s anti-trans bent goes beyond saying things on a podcast. I do think he can be pressured into doing the right thing in the way a Republican could not, but I do. Not. Trust. Him. At all. Nor should you.