One Last Hope. It’s probably the weakest song in Hercules (which is kinda an “Oops, All Bangers” soundtrack), but “Whistle While You Work” isn’t close to the best Snow White song. This was easier than it first appears. Point - Danny Devito

Pink Elephants wins, mostly because of the jazz-swing remake Disney put together for “On the Record.” youtu.be/d4baiBe8uPs?...

The staggering thing, to me, about this is that a not small percentage of these students are likely tied in some way to the military/government. Anne Arundel County’s largest employer is Fort Meade and the NSA. And the Naval Academy is the 7th largest.

My favorite author in middle school was friggin’ John Grisham. You think I, as a seventh grader, fully understood the legalese and adult conventions that happen in “A Time to Kill?”

Please do not say the sentence "kids don't want to feel the adult behind the book" but also yes they fucking do. One of the best parts of being a kid is reading a book that is just out of your grasp of maturity. Feeling like you're getting an early preview of the world.

Please PLEASE let Dreamworks' FORGOTTEN ISLAND be a good film and make Pixar eat their words, also enough with the "boys can't enjoy girl movies" rhetoric The boys that "can't" enjoy girl movies were taught & socialized to think that girl-focused movies are inferior and/or unrelatable to them

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Baby Mine is a top ten Disney song. This one shouldn’t be close.

The Hollywood zone sounds like it could be #fire though…

My best friend gave his life for this country. He's buried less than a mile from that podium, and two of his children, whom he loved fiercely, are trans. This is just a giant middle finger to a man who was 1,000x the soldier the secretary could ever hope to be.

It’s fitting #hhn may put one of their lamest characters in their lamest zone location. #DJPord

For those of you already missing Stephen Colbert, he's resurfaced on community public access in Monroe, Michigan, and no, I am not joking: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

You won’t see a political ad this nerdy, with this many dick jokes, again this cycle.

Gio Reyna vs Diego Luna is going to be a divisive decision, so I ran a statistical deep dive for my column: Spreadsheet Merchant sponsored by Draft Kings:

Inter Miami owner Jorge Mas is working closely with Trump and Marco Rubio to install the American-business-friendly Cuban government Mas has long wanted to see. Says it'll be a breeze. "Cuba’s economic reconstruction I see as not just achievable but super easy." english.elpais.com/internationa...

Iran rebuilding military industrial base faster than expected, CNN reports reut.rs/4fiKAo3

This makes me not want to watch the finale.

If I still posted on Twitter I'd explain why there are no cop cats

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

- Shortfall of $4-6 billion - major drivers include Iran war, southern border mission, and $1.1B/year for ARNG soldiers to scroll their phones in DC Metro stations - III Corps gets its budget cut by 50%, flight hours cut to absolute minimum Lethality! abcnews.com/Politics/arm...

What if HR Bloodengutz got super into Broadway musicals and his next #hhn house were parodies of classic shows from the “Great Fright Way?” Corpse’s Line (Chorus Line with Zombies) Bats (dancing bats in a junk yard) The Sound of Murder (blood-thirsty von trap children) Avenue V (vampire puppets)

I knew my writing students were using AI. Their confessions led to a powerful teaching moment | Micah Nathan

If I can’t block AI images on Discord, then I’ll block AI users.

This feels like a cool opportunity to talk about food history as a whole. Who wants to learn about the complicated history of chili?!?

Just found out MuppetVision 3D is NOT the First Muppets Attraction... Not even the first one with Animatronics. A truly fascinating look at Muppets Lost Media. Give it a chance if you want. Very weird but delightfully interesting in a very odd way. m.youtube.com/watch?v=apG9...

For the #hhn fans, I’m not expecting an announcement tomorrow.

Be our guest 🏟️ If you’ve never been to a Pride match, we’re providing two complimentary tickets to first-time fans across Central Florida. 🎟️ orlsoccer.co/FMOU

I just want to echo this, that my high school-age kid and his peers DO NOT want AI. They hate it, think it's gross and ignorant, and agree that it's ruining their lives.

Someone asked if I could tell them where to buy a pair of good chinos. In this thread, I will tell you, but my answer is not simple. On the upside, I think this is a better approach when shopping for clothes and you can apply it to any kind of item. 🧵

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— American Dad Dinosaurs The River Battlestar: Galactica Star Trek: TNG Animaniacs The Waltons Muppet Show MST3K Are You Afraid of the Dark Darkwing Duck Boy Meets World ER Night Court The Traitors

Bring back the ancient knowledge

John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis...

I like how, the way Jeff Probst does Tribal now, you don’t actually have to watch an entire episode of Survivor. Just watch Tribal! It recaps the entire episode for you!

In 1998, a court decided that a woman's denim jeans meant she must have consented to being raped. This horrifying ruling inspired Denim Day, a day for sexual violence awareness and solidarity with survivors.

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

Save the Caps. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/save-the-caps/

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Austin FC Fans Start "#MoveTheCaps" Campaign www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

Ok who wants to fund a journalism site called "The Follow Up" where a bunch of reporters just call after stupid stories break and get the actual story by actually asking questions?

I ask for so little…

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

One of the best, most politically daring shows ever…

This is tough It also sucks for audiences because there are SO MANY actors who are really good but aren’t stars and you sense their absence right now. The “that guy!” phenomenon (The actor is Kirk Acevedo, who I probably best know from “Oz” and “Band of Brothers” but he’s been in a ton of things)

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

This is so cool…

Happy Saturday! We all need a dose of Robin Williams and Elmo today. 😁😂😂😆😆😭 #Pinks

Jimmy Fallon apologized to Christian about his Survivor 50 twist, but it was what The Tonight Show host said about his conversations with Jeff Probst that really surprised me. #JimmyFallon #JeffProbst

BREAKING: The Pentagon has fired the Stars and Stripes ombudsman — the role Congress created to protect the military paper's editorial independence — after she publicly criticized the DOD's overhaul of the publication. w/ @liamjscott.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

After the final game of the USWNT vs Japan series, Emma Hayes brought up something that’s always bugged me. It's the "The World is Catching Up" narrative. Here’s what it is, and why I don’t think it holds any water whatsoever.