I know he says a lot of crazy shit, but our descendents are gonna point to videos like this and say, "uh, he TOLD YOU what he was gonna do. Why didn't you stop him? WTF?"

Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.

A relative lost his wife to cancer this week. In navigating this, I've realized that grief and sympathy cards, gifts, and remembrances are extremely feminine-coded. My searches are awash in jewelry, candles, and spa kits. It's like our society doesn't acknowledge that men can grieve.

Ok bluesky let's talk about something other than war for a sec. How are we feeling about the potential (animated) Firefly comeback?

Me: ::Pays Weekly Daycare Tuition:: Budgeting App: "UNUSUALLY LARGE TRANSACTION DETECTED" Me: ...

Need a baby shower gift for someone and you're a toddler mom who's forgotten the newborn days? Go through your Amazon orders from birth -> 2-3 months postpartum and buy her everything you ordered that saved your life.

Fucks sake I can't even have soup without a merch tie-in? Capitalism sucks, man.

Early March is always gonna have an eerie feel to it. It is mind blowing to remember that last normal night of going out with some friends, six years ago, before our entire society changed.

I've been running errands today and the gas station price went up 20 cents a gallon from when I went out to when I came home

Small stakes rant but... it sucks that big bookstores are basically turning their kids books sections into toy stores. I want my kiddo excited to go for **the books**

What happened to calling these guys "weird" I felt like that was working for a while

Can anyone point me to an explainer about how sites like polymarket became legal? I thought that type of online betting wasn't allowed generally.

I'd do the G as "grifting"

Sometimes all I want is for Democrats, specifically, to apologize to everyone they called "hysterical" about the possibility of a Trump presidency. We were fucking right, you fucks.

I know children's books don't have to be super accurate but after a nice page for each of these dinosaur species, this is the final page? (I know we don't have to explain predator prey dynamics to littles but... Really?)

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Has anyone who used the Uber feature to request a female driver ever gotten one? Every single time one done it, I've gotten a message that all female drivers are busy. Feels like a scam feature honestly.

Well in a first ever for me, my flight is returning to the gate to let someone else on. WTF.

Is anyone talking about that cool gadget Green used to unfurl and conceal that sign? I want one.

I love writing. I love the process of writing. I love that people like to read my writing. Off-shoring it to a stupid computer is a heartbreaking concept to me.

Good grief at least come up with a new pseudonym.

Wait do I have this right? Trump: Tarrifs! 🤑 ... ... Superme Court: No. 😠 Trump: 😭 ... Trump: More tarrifs!

This format for debates from now on. Forever. 10/10.

Eating alone on Valentine's Day and forgot my ID (just grabbed card and hotel key) and realized after the bartender wouldn't give me a beer that I must look sus as hell. Of course, I'm acting exactly like a liquor control board plant would. Oops.

joking aside, hearing officials say we want "the right people voting" gives me physical chills.

not facist at all, no sir

Are there awards for the most frustrating online shopping interface and why is it Staples? It lost my cart THREE TIMES.

I'm on a plane, and the wifi is so slow I want to scream, but then again, having internet while in a flying tin can is kind of insane, so... yeah.

Don't like data? It's fake. Don't like polls? They're gone. This is facism in action, folks. Take away the data, take away the facts, and the regime can make you believe whatever you want.

Does anyone else get freaked out by the "Your Flight is Almost Here" emails from airlines 3-5 days out (thinking you've booked the wrong day?) or is it just my anxiety?

You... You guys know "Mar a Lago" is in Spanish right?

The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...

Rechtsradikale lieben Geschichtsklittung www.npr.org/2026/02/07/n...

Are we actually surprised by this? I try not to cynical. But you knew that wasn't gonna happen right?

Oh so the disgusting racist video **that someone made** was meant to be circulated only **nternally** amongst themselves, gotcha, gotcha. Haha interns right? Messing up the Signal chats and the Truth Social accounts.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Aw come on, I haven't been able to bring my kiddo outside to play in the snow for weeks!

Just found out that a long time family friends' son is competing in the Olympics!! Absolutely crazy and I'm so excited to watch. I know he was a competitive skiier but wow!!

Finally watched @techconnectify.bsky.social video on YouTube (it's about more than solar panels) and I just want to say: Thank you for addressing this straight on, not a glancing blow. I'm sick of metaphors and allusions about "unprecedented times"... I hope millions more watch it. Bravo.

www.vox.com/life/477716/... Literally thought my child made this up

I miss the country we were when we got really excited about the Olympics every time they happened.

A child apparently threw up in the oval office while there with Trump and I just wanna say.... someone come up with a medal for HER.

Every word of this. besskalb.substack.com/p/parenting-...

I knew raising a girl in a patriarchal society would be hard, but, oof. How are moms out there coping with any of this?

A good follow-up question to remember for these times, similar to "A state's right to ... what?" is: "So why don't police officers wear masks?"

The phrase "professional activist" is functionally meaningless. It's a term that politicians and corporate targets have used for generations to discredit anyone who's effectively challenged them. Anyone who deploys it in earnest to discredit deeply committed people is broadcasting their ignorance.

"I’ve always carried this gun. Maybe you’ve never seen it pointed at you."

I'm beginning to think the groundhog isn't predicting weather, but bad times.

Can I start a Tiktok channel that just teaches people how to read graphs?