Sara
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Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.
πΆon the steps of the paaaaaalace*πΆ *Hampton Court
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Cannot believe Lauren "Beetlejuice Handjob" Boebert is going to have a longer congressional career than marjorie taylor greene
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about 16 hours ago
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oh man imagine if the Indian or Moroccan governments hear about this, then we'll really be in trouble
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about 18 hours ago
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oh I am SURE norma was there
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about 22 hours ago
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my friends, it is with deepest regrets that I must announce it is happening again
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1 day ago
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if you're cold, they're cold
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1 day ago
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still hanging on to his crown of Senate's Dumbest Boy despite the recent wave of younger competitors
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1 day ago
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Remember to teach your children not to follow the lights
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2 days ago
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I see Cristiano Ronaldo is still playing at the international level. I have not followed men's football in a couple years so I was surprised. You should google Ronaldo Las Vegas to see what he's capable of.
4 days ago
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truly my favorite days on the internet are when we're all reading about the messy lives of horrible people
5 days ago
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Kelsey Atherton
5 days ago
lordy
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it's such a shame, these two really deserved each other this reads like when I tell Nephew he needs to punch up his creative writing with some details and all he can think to add is the color of everyone's shirt
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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Went to the store and preordered the thanksgiving turkey, which the meat counter guy tried to convince me I could have done online my brother in butchery, I am an elder millennial and it is the rainiest weekend all year, do you think I didn't try that first??
6 days ago
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pope bob really poping it up in this photo, good for him
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7 days ago
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went to mom's for dinner and she sent me home with four hunks of cheese
7 days ago
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a Thanksgiving guest has requested corn pudding as a side, and this is not a dish I'm familiar with. Anyone have a recipe they like?
7 days ago
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Thinking of getting into candles this winter. Not in a luxury scented way, in a pyrophile type way. The light is just so NICE
8 days ago
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ah yes the classic gun handling technique of cleaning a shotgun while it's loaded
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8 days ago
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People keep saying this but I have yet to see a name that is even moderately surprising (except for Hawking, I guess) or who I have even residual affection for
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8 days ago
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tbh her sleep schedule is not my primary concern here. that's a symptom, not the disease
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9 days ago
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Still doing better than Drake Toronto though
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9 days ago
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The Senator theater has been suspended from bluesky for 72 hours
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9 days ago
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Megyn Kelly has a 14yo daughter
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10 days ago
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Anyway Malala, yes that Malala, is on this week's episode of Normal Gossip if you need a palate cleanser
10 days ago
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[slams buzzer] Who are the Nimoys?
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10 days ago
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The thing I remain baffled by is Lauren "Beetlejuice Handjob" Boebert somehow being on the right side of history on this one issue so far
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10 days ago
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What a wild day to be sporadically dropping in on bluesky in 5 minute bursts between meetings
10 days ago
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The Librarian would have this ship turned around within two weeks
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10 days ago
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E M A I L S M L A I I A L M S L I A M E
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As a point of clarification, when I said you looked like a snack in that photo, I was not in fact threatening to engage in an act of cannibalism. I apologize for any misunderstanding.
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10 days ago
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he could try his hand at translating the iliad and end up, you know, actually reading it
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11 days ago
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it would actually be sick if the next Bond movie is about him slowly figuring out that Q frankensteined him
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11 days ago
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12 days ago
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you know, the Iliad, the famously heterosexual story
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12 days ago
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13 days ago
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shopping for a new set of sheets, currently 4 tabs deep on wikipedia reading about egyptian cotton hybridization may have gone off the rails slightly
13 days ago
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the thing about me is, I am GOOD cook this pot roast fucking slaps
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14 days ago
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it is 87 degrees outside but I'm making a pot roast anyway because fall is a state of mind
14 days ago
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Target store employees have been assigned to follow shoppers around Costco and Walmart grinning and waving until they are hauled out by store security
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Target sees seventh straight month of foot-traffic declines
During back-to-school season, teachers unions joined Target boycott over DEI.
https://www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025/09/08/target-sees-seventh-straight-month-of-foot-traffic-declines
14 days ago
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the correct way to use a grocery list is to write it, preferably in an app you can pull up on your phone so you don't even have to remember to take it with you, then do your grocery shopping, and once you're home and everything is put away you open the list and score how well you did
14 days ago
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how dare an art museum spend money on ART and not COPS
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Louvre criticised for spending money on art instead of security in years before heist
Three weeks after the spectacular jewel theft at the Louvre, the museum is accused of neglecting safety and security.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93dj92d5y0o
15 days ago
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I met Terry Pratchett once at a book signing and he told me that both me and the friend I had him sign a book for spelled our own names wrong
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16 days ago
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When considering mid-century recipes, it is important to remember that the upper middle-class housewives who were the prime audience for these were being prescribed legal methamphetamine and benzos in quantities that would make a cartel boss blush
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16 days ago
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case imploded like a submarine full of onions and mustard
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16 days ago
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I am out to dinner following a day in the office and sat next to two therapists who are wildly shit talking and diagnosing their various family members and mutual acquaintances and I have never heard a more vicious conversation in my life
17 days ago
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babe we know it's the oval office because when you go inside, the room is a god dang oval we don't need a brain genius to hang up a sign, the room is the sign
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17 days ago
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you never gotta hand it to the new york post but
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18 days ago
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I'm so glad all of America is enjoying my birthday, you're welcome
18 days ago
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well that's that, and as a Californian, I assume I will never hear about NYC municipal politics again
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