I've been seeing WAAAAAAAAY too many NBA analysts saying they loved the Sacramento Kings draft. They're gonna jinx it 😔

Unless they give cusomters full refunds this should honestly be straight up illegal.

Speedrunning games immediately on launch day is fine but there should be an AT LEAST 1 week moratorium on anyone claiming a run is "World Record"

I'm gonna vote YES so hard on that billionaires tax, it's gonna feel so good

The 5% chud in me is the side that likes baseball and Forest Gump

Is he the reason the Steam Machine price was so scary?

Finished reading Kafka on the Shore. Murakami really is one of my favorite authors to read. The dual perspective in this works really well, makes you not want to put it down. Still waiting on reading one of his books that have a Well Written, Not Objectified Woman Character lol

Nintendo behind the times of other games companies yet again. You're supposed to doing mass layoffs, not giving your employees raises

Friday 5x5

Wow, United States out here losing to Turkey, it's like I'm out here watching Free Birds 🤦‍♂️

This United States soccer team just let Turkey score against them... TURKEY, it might be over 😔😔😔😔

I've seen enough, the United States are YOUR 2026 World Cup Champions

Bluesky is such a funny website. This post alone got me blocked by 25+ people lol

I just assumed he was born like that and didn't really need or want any further explaination

Sports team owners are leeches, just trying to squeeze as much money from fans and taxpayers as possible so they can extract as much profit as possible. They are completely unnecessary and there are much more viable ways for sports teams to be owned.

Raptors trying to get back Kawhi Leonard?

I think any analysis that includes "there's no way the Hornets get the swaps" are: 1. Forgetting about the new draft lottery rules, analyzing it like it was this past season 2. Forgotting Lamelo's many injuries 3. Forgetting their third best player is a 34 year old center

I know plenty of Hornets fans aren't happy ablut this at all, but this is a huge steal imo. Particularly with the new draft lottery rules. The Timberwolves dont even need to be awful, but 1 season where the Wolves are an 8 seed and that can get the Hornets a #1 pick.

The SGDQ attendee email just came out, and they have BANNED wearing heelys at the event. I've defended GDQ for so long but how much until enough is enough 😔😔😔😔

$80 for a video game doesnt really bother me much because if I don't want to spend $80 on the video game I just wont spend $80 on that video game.

I'm sick of hearing about all the good things happening in New York City. Socialist Mayor. Knicks Championship. Socialist congress people winning elections. It's time for good things to happen to me

I get the Nets passing on Acuff. They just went through Cam Thomas who is a similar archetype and could definitely see them wanting a more well rounded player instead. I'm not guaranteeing Acuff will be better than Brown. But I do think the odds of Acuff being an All Star is considerably higher.

Interesting pick. Like the dude in theory. Good shooter. Could be a 3 and D guy. He's also going to be 24 years old in November so it feels like Dalton Knecht is his most likely outcome. Idk, excited to see how it plays out

Darius Acuff is one of the most obviously flawed top 10 pick in a while. His defense is that bad. But I will not let that distract me from how elite of an offensive talent he is. Sacramento has done an amazing job developing guards. I have hopes for him here.

What color do I get my Darius Acuff jersey in?

I really hate when beloved players go into front office positions after they retire. Loved Buster and now I have almost no respect for the guy. Unbelievable coward.

Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life https://theonion.com/murder-mystery-on-train-not-so-fun-in-real-life-1819569228/

Oh you somehow managed to stop the Davion Mitchell-Giannis pick and roll this time? Here's a Andrew Wiggins tween hesi splash right on your face

Interesting trade for the Heat because they had to give up the depth that would make them a contending team just to make them a pretty good team. They have a whole offseason to change that though

Making up a Guy who chooses E to get mad at

The Good News: June has been a month where I've gotten a lot of sleep, spent a lot of time with my daughter, and got some good reading and relaxation in The Bad News: my Summer Games Done Quick run is in 2 weeks and I need to practice more

The biggest defense of the Steam Machine is "it's not overpriced, it's similar to comparable prebuilds!" The issue is that if someone came up to me with Steam Machine specs I'd recommend they save up a little bit more to get a better CPU/GPU for like $200 more with more storage

Having just read the book, this trailer is so jarring to me. Is it being presented as a quirky dramedy because it is one (uh oh lol) or is it because Taila Waititi is known for his Dramedies and they think that'll sell it (like they did with Eternal Sunshine back in the day)

I made such a mistake deciding to go to school to be a mechanical engineer instead of an All Star NBA player

Whenever I hear people talk about the Playstation 6 I laugh. That thing is not coming out until Fall 2028 at the earliest. A lot of people really underestimate how bad the memory market is and how bad it's going to continue to be, even if the AI bubble popped today

Genuinely if you buy one of these I either assume that you're really bad with money or you should venmo me $500 right now because clearly you got fuck you money

Coming to the conclusion that if the movie you're watching has 4 or more production studio clips before the movie starts, 95% of the time you're about to watch some bullshit

Listening to Death Grips in the car and my chud 3 year old asked me to turn on Golden instead 🫩

I've seen enough, the United States are YOUR 2026 World Cup Champions

The way the World Cup commentators are talking about the heat, I assumed it was like 90 degrees out there. Looked it up, a pleasant mid 70s

In Europe theyre adding a law that you can take your money back from the guitar case from the Guy Playing Guitar In the Middle of the Park

Friday 5x5

That was the best save I've ever seen Viva mexico

"Drink more water" is a conspiracy by big toilet to get you to pee more. Don't fall for it!

Me: alright, this run is on an amazing pace. I just need to lock in for a few minutes and the PB is mine My brain as I mess up every strat:

I think the failure of the paint job on the Washington memorial reflecting pool is deeply symbolic of things. Just don't ask me what things, I don't have the time right now

Yeah seeing the celebrities for the New York Knicks championship parade has been cool. But it will pale in comparison to when YOUR Sacramento Kings finally win it all and we bring out Sacramento huge celebrities like Brie Larson, Hasan Minaj, Sign Lady, and Kenny the Dancing Guy

That feeling when you think you meet a cool new person in the speedrun community only to learn theyre in a problematic leaderboard placement gap relationship

Walt Frazier is wearing a Super Mario Sunshine hoodie. Bless Clyde.

I will NEVER fall to the propaganda that I, an American, should call soccer uniforms their "kit"