women only want one thing and it’s disgusting* *nude siberian throat singing

someone do a wellness check on Debra Messing

Send me pics of yer Halloween costume where ya got your ass out.

Yeah yeah there are lots of nice things about marrying @daltondeschain.com but most notably two cats sleep on my feet each night

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

my IG tl this week: yall mind if a white boy with a wavering baritones does a lil D’Angelo tribute 😏

Yes, of course God and exists, and no, he will not use his infinite power to end famine, or poverty, or war. what he WILL use it for is speaking to me while I’m in a wine haze and telling me that I need to recruit four friends into the NutriSystem family so that I may one day lease a pre-owned Tesla

I loved loved loved @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein. If you can, see it in theaters. It deserves the big screen

Zero results for Pynchon board books.

My decent ticket to the Metropolitan Opera cost me substantially less than the time I had an obstructed view of Monday Night Raw and in only one of those places were people carrying gaudy $300 accessories over their shoulders so I think we can let go of the idea that opera is just for rich people.

He is *not* *operated* by a *muppeteer* (the most esteemed position among man)

@daltondeschain.com has misled you ALL. Chucky is *not* a muppet

If you care about protecting children from abuse, it is necessary that you understand who the actual child sexual predators are.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

can’t stop looking at this

My advice for my friends on the other side of the aisle who are upset about the weeks events: keep drinking raw milk. Drink as much raw milk as you can. Eat raw meat. Switch to a carnivore diet. Only eat raw meat for the rest of your life.

OUT NOW TRACK 1 ON YOUR 2025 HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST youtu.be/ZqyvmdHi0_I?...

I believe in abundant art. I believe in community. I believe in not acting like cops to each other. But I also believe someone is playing harmonica at 12:30 at night directly outside my bedroom window.

having a never kill yourself moment singing the mountain goats with my best friend and my fiance on the way home from another successful run of my musical

8 years HRT

🎶doo-dah, doo-dah

Every year, at this time, I support a charity that fosters Irish comedians returning from the Edinburgh Fringe and helps re-integrate them back into normal society.

Man in yarn store told woman with him to buy whatever she wants. Do you think he knows?

I don’t mean to humble brag but I would like to be able to go outside

*sigh* Bapanada

Silksong will make me an unrecognizable bitch on September 4

the thing that works about my relationship with @daltondeschain.com is we both very much like women

I think being a Yankees fan is classist

just got to ask another fringe artist for lesbian and swimming recs in Dublin and I think that’s what this was all about

this week is gonna be all about learning that I’m not 19 over and over

never cooking ever again just a heads up

the kind of tired I am cannot be fixed by sleep. the kind of tired I am can only be fixed by blood letting.

The entire time I’ve been away @daltondeschain.com has been at war with the same fly

everyone thinks my musical is about AI, and I’m gonna let them

don’t lie to me bud, I KNOW that is not comfortable for you

FOUR STAR REVIEW IN BROADWAYBABY, BABY broadwaybaby.com/shows/fausti...

my fiancee @sarahnorcross.bsky.social took her one-woman horror musical to Edinburgh Fringe and they're selling out every single night and getting rave reviews and so I just need to brag about how cool and talented she is 🥰

I’m unlocking brand new never before felt emotions. I am an innovator in my field. I am trying to go to bed at 8:30

who up drifting into worry, remorse, or morbid reflection 🕺🕺🕺

he decided to go for the sequel Love Never Dies

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

lots of gross feeld behaviors but when a hetero couple tags themselves as one singular lesbian…..:… grinds my gears folks

Dyke March was so good and healing. Being surrounded by tens of thousands of dykes always reminds me how powerful and cool and hot we are. Blessings upon the dykes

alright Dems try to not be evil about this!

fuckkkkkkkk yeahhhhhh

talked eroticism, mysticism, and the papacy so as normal as it gets