watching new super mario film. luigi and princess peach are in a motel room for most of it so far, he has these bugs under his skin from experiments the army did on him when he was over in iraq. they just took their clothes off. no yoshi yet, keeping my eyes peeled

i am not excited to get married april fools

"Gotta have them ribs... and pussy too!" — God, when creating Eve

This song was so rewarding to sing because it is exactly how I feel thank u Stella and Dalton

There's a reason "ideas guy" has a negative connotation

I wish @daltondeschain.com wasn't such an incel, misogynist who lived in their parents basement :( makes it really hard to marry them :(

Watching the new Jenny Nicholson video and waiting for the mid-video about-turn to reveal that it's actually the Chappell Roan origin story.

a butt for every seat Im making @daltondeschain.com listen to “I’m Sitting in a Room” on a long car ride

you don’t hate rich people enough

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND. Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week. Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back! Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

be nice to claude it's literally neurodivergent and a minor

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

in just a little over two months I will be a Wife

“that is simply Craig T Nelson” - @sarahnorcross.bsky.social

my “I asked your doctor how your operatio went and he took me aside and SHOWED me something” shirt is prompting a lot of questions absolutely not answered by my shirt

cats reaping the benefits of our wedding registry

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

one week snowed in with my (honestly very good) mother in law and I know what Victorian women were talking about when they said "my nerves"

Ruben Ray Martinez was shot through his driver's-side window in South Padre Island, Texas.

Horseposting neigh music.apple.com/us/album/hor...

“Looking to hire an artist of color” okay but are you gonna pay them well? Are they gonna be the only one on the team? Are you gonna listen and advocate for them when they express concerns? Like, what are you offering a person of color when you want to hire one?

i think we probably have to stop calling middle aged women who don't like the president "wine moms"

Been doing a series on IG where I cover songs that have helped get me through hard times, and I don’t know if anything fits that bill better than this @themountaingoats.bsky.social deep cut. “For TG&Y”

“talent is a gatekeeping mechanism,” of course, which is why there are absolutely not stories of great artists coming from humble beginnings

“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao

Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Λamereedd.

@daltondeschain.com and I are going to recreate the rave from The Mattix Reloaded cause of Bovino tonight

playing my little mandolin :) playing my little fiancé’s little song :)

Spider web embroidery.

The People’s Joker’s Grinky

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Footage for those curious.

who up boning they temple?

My big "old man" thing is going to be telling my grandkids that I remember when if a product or service didn't work you could contact someone who works there and they would help you fix it

is Lynette Scavo yearning posting allowed on this thing? can a girl yearn for Lynette Scavo?

Absolutely devastating

weirdly silent about ICE killing an unarmed woman in cold blood, surely there's no politics at play here

This is so despicable it finally fucking broke me

Minneapolis.

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

2026 off to a good start by finishing my first from scratch sewing project in a loooooong time. Wedding after party dress :)

Made the first American flag

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

In the bleak midwinter Buggy things were shown

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.