I’m so unbelievably proud of my score for this

you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude

by the way we are now as far out from this 30 Rock episode as 1997 was when it aired

If you see this, post a robot 🤖

Going through some changes on my Dark Universe vacation

We’ll meet ‘neath that giant Optimus Prime that brings this fair city light

*trying to get my doctor to prescribe me Limitless pills without being labeled as "drug-seeking"* DYLAN: Sometimes, I feel... what's the word I'm looking for... Like, there's stuff I can't do. Like maybe if I had access to more of my brain - say, 90-100% - maybe I could get rid of all these limits

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

*Lennie James in “Lost in Space” (1998) voice* This culture war just got hot

You can still buy all their work. Being a rude, abrasive loudmouth while trans is the only unforgivable sin to these people.

were to be around him at any time for any reason due to his habitual sexual harassment and assaults. Frank Miller released one of the most savagely Islamophobic comics of all time, HOLY TERROR, and still works with DC. There are pedophiles, war criminals, confessed sexual predators on staff.

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Brb, hoppin out for a pack of Evils and a lotto ticket

Drum machines should have been part of the classical orchestra from the very beginning

I will never get to score a Bond movie and I will DEFINITELY never get to score a Bond movie from 1999 but I am bringing my best David Arnold shit to the next episode of The Pod Universe

Going David Arnold mode

🎵 do you even lift, bro 🎵 Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

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Can you solve the mystery? What’s going on at Alterr, the Silicon Valley company whose employees are being replaced by doppelgängers? What is the “external processor” and what does it mean that “it worked, just not HERE?” Share your theories and tune in on Sunday for the conclusion!

Thank you all for helping us keep the room safe! I’ve also got a temp fix for the phone problem, but I really need to try to raise some funds to get through the rest of the week. We’re low on groceries & I have no transpo money to get to & from work. Anything you can spare helps!

POV: you decide to fix your failing relationship by killing and resurrecting each other in an attempt to start fresh. Has THIS ever happened to YOU??

Do you think Shane Black and Aaron Sorkin have ever had a conversation and if so how much radial damage was absorbed by the rest of the room

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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

COLUMBO: Y’know, Doc, I think you got the wrong idea about me. HANNIBAL: To the contrary, Detective. Jung posited that we all of us wear masks. False identities, or true ones. Yours is the mask of the Fool. But what of the face beneath it? COLUMBO: Well, sir, my wife likes my face well enough

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“Film” of course is sort of in quotes because we didn’t shoot anything BUT you can read the script along with us on your screen in front of some cool moody stock footage we bought. Sunday at 9am ET!

Rest in piss, Bluesky, you fucked up big time

When Hulk Hogan died, this place was a straight up rave. Significantly harsher posts about it across the board. No problem! What in the world makes this situation any different? Grotesque double standards being applied. Shame on @moderation.bsky.app

There are still people out there (and by out there I mean “in here”) who think the problem is that we’re not nice enough to the people who want to make sure as many people as possible die young, broke, and depressed

Hello everyone. You may know Gretchen Felker-Martin has once again been suspended from bc they do that whenever some chud complains. Her brand-new ongoing DC series was also cancelled for the same reason. It’s stupid fascist bullshit as usual. Gretchen’s work rules. Consider supporting her here:

"The logical endpoint of 21st-century America: An influencer shot to death at a school in front of a crowd of smartphones." Ryan is very good at his job. An excellent summary and analysis of the last 24 hours.

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

OTACON: Watch out Ray, those are the McDonald Brothers! RAY KROC: The McDonald Brothers…? OTACON: That’s right, Ray! Some say their innovative new method of serving hamburgers will change the world! RAY KROC: Hrrrrrrrrnn…

Hey, are you games PR with some Switch 1 codes to burn? My neighbor's kid turns 12 this month and long story short, has had a rough year! Grandma (helped raise him since mom is single) passed away, he's helping mom with disabilities, etc. But he's a great kid. Looking to surprise him with some games

From the Bad Place, direct.

They should make a caffeine-free version called Mountain Don’t

If I see you playing Super Sleuth at home today I am unfollowing you.

just a reminder that the snitch who ratted on Luigi never got paid. they will do anything to wiggle out of paying you, you will never get the money.

One of the most important things that life has taught me is that being good to people is actually really easy. And the more money, power, and privilege you have, the easier it is. I have zero sympathy for people who, given the choice to do anything, choose to be cruel.

I forgot they started making those special bullets that transform you into a great American when they kill you

I still need to get $450 TODAY if anyone has absolutely anything they can spare or one last push to repost. Thank to everyone who has donated or shared thus far!

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

Shameful to see a creator fired off a book and the whole series immediately cancelled on the same day because she was glib about the murder of someone who famously said that people like her should be stoned to death.

I ended up going with 1999/2000 reunion-era E Street. More tomorrow probably if I have time