Dan Harmon laid up like Socrates in bed for 8 months after reading a 2 star iTunes review of HarmonQuest. Dan Harmon with two laptops, camera off in the virtual writer’s room, legacy Maplequest modded for trackpad. Dan Harmon leaving for the first time to appear on Club Random alongside Kevin Smith.

american stock market crash after data center explosion. facility was unable to handle the velocity of traffic on Robert Rodriguez’s post announcing an open casting call for fat autistic trans women

honestly remarkable how i manage to feel L, G, B, and T

everything i learn about the state of gaming today is sickening. you have to pay to play as Israel in War Thunder now?

DENNIS HOPPER W/ FONDA EASY RIDER COMMENTARY: We held hands at nights. We accompanied each other like a dog and a bun, or a debutante and her ball. DENNIS HOPPER SOLO EASY RIDER COMMENTARY: I was making war with that monkey inside of me named the Devil. Always alone — and often aroused by death

i’m trying so hard to flash Daniel Plainview through the screen but instead im just getting escorted out by theater security?

CAPT AHAB: Such is the nature of the beast: when you are locked in mortal combat, the man does not consider his own strength. With the killing blow, he finds himself heaving, shuddering, and spent in a manner which he is the last man privy to ME [taking the blunt]: are you OK Buddy

during this time of strife and national duress i think it’s really important to remember that most movie theaters survived covid because of Tenet. hope lives yet even in the most barren of crumbs

they fucking killed him

RIVERS CUOMO, FRESHMAN UNDERGRAD FOR THE 3RD TIME, 64 YEARS YOUNG : guys — who wants to order grubhub. i wrote a couple of number ones i can spot the delivery fee if you cashapp me your food. and somebody else has to get it from the lobby. or else im not ordering. im too high to be perceived.

begging the 12 cops outside to sit their asses down and watch the Battle of Algiers on 35mm with me

if you go to a local rep theater 5 mins before showtime you see a jumpscare rolex ad. if you get to the a regal theater 5 mins before showtime you get to see local business that advertises “if you’re home is scary. we’ll replace your haunted pipes with copper”.

cant even start with the family gchat right now

so crazy that i literally have seen Blind Equation live and still today think to myself “Blind Equation. The all transgender band. They make transgender music” just because all their hairs long

Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself https://theonion.com/precocious-4-year-old-already-feels-terrible-about-hers-1819579212/

lucky to stumble in right when lawrence of arabia 70mm was ready to ship off

just learned that chicago public schools owns some of the airport hangars at o’hare. education really can take you anywhere

1. This was a classic instance of sexism bc yhe guy who stapled his balls won 2. My friends who were there said ms. snatched pussy was so normal so nice and so graceful in her loss

a pair of old Blundstones can be so important when you need to be Strong

between tuesday and thursday night i made 99 successful phonecalls to help a friend navigate a crisis. on friday i woke up and dissolved into moldy gelatin

really scared of the many possible ramifications of missing the event/summoning ceremony(?) this calendar reminder was supposed to be for

still life

I’m in an Uber which is Cash Cab themed but not the Actual Cash Cab

VINEYARDVINES IGTROLL WITH A JAILBROKEN ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT:i call this the “Eat Ravioli While Crucified Upside Down Call You Saint Judas” challenge 100% WHITE BOOMER AMERICAN WHO REALLY WANTS TO BE IN THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY’S DOMESTIC WORKFORCE FOR SOME REASON: this is so much less satanic than tv

this is how 7 year old audrey used to look shaking my grandfather’s hand after my parents told me he had Severe Gaut

Truly fantastic event for anyone in Chicago! Elucidating on local issues and genuinely heartening to see how many other people Actually Give A Damn

it’s only taken 5 episodes for king of the hill to introduce the plotline “bobby owns a kind horse”

Chicago: hmu with your job leads please as I quite like being housed.

anyone know what the hell this is? My phone was in the other room, no roommates, during this whole period of usage. I haven’t had X installed on my phone in months. I can’t find any evidence of what was happening during this time.

not one to judge but ordering a fajita is literally self harm

what would a catholic priest do if you confessed to paying US federal taxes

woman who assumed the tsa was 24/7 trapped in o’hare airport

no feeling more desolate than watching your nurse practitioner start shaking reading the Google AI summary of your depression test score’s meaning. even care of the body is entirely behind a screen — forget MY affect, the AI says I need to panic!

friend group’s meeting friend’s mom for the 1st time. intervention started: “your son doesn’t eat enough”. “No.” he says “My body is a science experiment. Its a healthy lifestyle”. We press him. After much delay he reveals daily health routine: fruit only until 8pm then off menu BK triple whopper

dr t and the women

nixon would’ve beat kennedy if he longboarded on the ed sullivan show and that’s facts

Sean Baker and the Music Box staff got visibly weirded tf out when Audrey asked him to sign my newly purchased copy of fog of war

transwomen to the FRONT! at the Sean Baker Q&A Music Box Tangerine Screening — excited to nod my head in agreement or dissent while holding eye contact

This is your drink! There are many like it but this one is yours!

The movie treats my exact experience perfectly: providing an empathy game for the viewer interested in better understanding the duality present in their grandparents: an old-fashioned structure and dignity of life; a newly emergent dissolution and pitiable clinging to life. boxd.it/avjHY1

Michael Moore is a singular filmmaker (took his Oscar statuette and turned it into a strap; straight)

we need to save film! bring power back to auteurs like James Cameron so I can suck myself off next time he drops a mid 2010s TakeTwo Cinematic Game Trailer that my digital slop is intellectually superior to my friends

for anyone else legit concerned about whether an ill informed donation may end up ineffective, this is the clearest best most obviously effective donation page i’ve seen yet://www.npr.org/2024/07/16/nx-s1-5025629/a-palestinian-american-raises-more-than-1-million-to-feed-his-family-and-others-in-gaza

The Gaza Soup Kitchen run by Hani Almadhoun and family is currently feeding 3000 people a day under the monstrous conditions of the engineered famine happening before our eyes. You can help feed at least a few people. Please donate: gofund.me/e37b4bae

mayor of this historical small town is at a diner wearing a tshirt reading “BOURBON GOES IN. WISDOM COMES OUT”, arguing desperately with a bunch of other elderly shuffleboard men about what the name of The Grinch’s daughter is

can a tarot expert tell me what this illustration signifies