If a company as large as Microsoft - the only hyperscaler building out AI from cashflow - is having to do token austerity, this shit must cost so much more than we think

One of the solutions proposed - I am not kidding - is "writing scripts to automate repetitive tasks." It's really funny imagining a software engineer being like "woah...like automating the boring stuff, you might say?"

I’m not supposed to bring these bad boys into an open plan office?! Sorry.

What are some of your favorite gas prices

who the fuck moved my toilet harp??

walking around the marketplace holding a lantern in daytime, when people ask what I'm doing I say "I'm looking for agentic ai..."

bro check it out... tuppence a bag... cmon bro... what else can you buy for a tuppence these days?

The tools at my disposal are ruining my life

when the coffee crosses my blood-brain barrier

...of course, the cheapest model was Yours Truly.📸

...and some more...

hell YES he remade my favorite twitter post of all time so I get to rt it again

name alert

We find out this is where sandcrabs been for the last two years

fantasy world where you can sell elf poop. not for much. like 5 bucks. but some people do it

Finally, we'd like to thank our generous sponsors at The Uncle Group. The Uncle Group, a nonprofit institution established in 1993, focuses on renewing, supporting, and strengthening critical uncle infrastructure around the globe. This project would not have been possible without their support.

i think like 1% of people can pull off camo pants in a way that doesn't look dumb or fascist but this guy whos wearing them along with a white sweatshirt displaying a full-torso portrait of frederic chopin is sure doing it

So one of the great artistic platforms of human history is being taken down, because what, it doesn't "make money"? Sickening. Shout-out to all the storytellers, painters, poets, and rebels who did great art in the M-verse. A shame that like the libraries of Alexandria, it will all be lost.

Lose yourself to lunch

2012 wine bar called "planet of the grapes" that's really really cheap and goes out of business in 4 months

my agentic ai is burping scary loud... smells like sh*t

Imagine shaking a pair of maracas and there's just one bean in each

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.

thanks for coming to my talk "rethinking shit in the age of crap." not sure why they put me in the turd session though so just let me know if any terminology is unfamiliar to you

(when reading) life is all about thoughts of the mind (when watching warcraft 3 replays) life is all about being dumb and farting

its good when life feels like an open coffin with smoke billowing out to an indefinitely held scary organ chord

the president of the united states should start each day eating a 1 lb breakfast and taking a 1 lb shit. then eating a 2 lb breakfast and taking a 4 lb shit. then 8 and 8... and so on... it will work out

the president: "my body changed... when i became president" they stare at the bathroom door and flare their nostrils

the most swagful snack you can eat in public is a full-size carrot

smiling constructively

just paid for a pro subscription to Queebly... not worth it :(

(smug sneering) "you know what i say to that?" (pooping my pants audibly, still smug)

(holding 12 pack of sprite) yeah my dr said i have to drink more soda so i have to (cracking another as soon as i finish one) its for my health. want one? (i hold one out but reconsider, pulling it back) no, my dr wouldn't be happy if I did that (awul burp that makes you think im going to barf)

90s straight to video animated movie "Yuckko's Castle"

yeah its kind of nice that our king does burgerfeast every week. but he also kills us if we don't finish the burger. normally fine but its always in the back of your mind

you hear a noise from the kitchen at 3 am and go to investigate to find president joe biden, in his words, "making. making scramble egg." he appears to be sitting naked in a stainless steel bowl.

one of the tweets of all time for me was approximately "Sometimes it's hard to be the person who knows the exact right amount to care about every single thing. but I manage." but its been years since ive been able to find it

Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount

president who interrupts the cabinet meeting by yelling "I GOTTA CRAP!!" but then not getting up or doing anything.

we salute this nation's burger warriors, and will now take a moment of silence to honor the ones who made the ultimate burger sacrifice.

I drank one beer at 2 PM and laid down and pulled the earth over me like a blanket and snow fell and grass grew and I turned into a little hill

pdf more like pee pee f...

John Stobart, “San Pedro: The Bark ‘Vidette’ Towing Into Port at Sunrise in 1890”

you know id go wild on that 'little craps plate'

In his last political act, Habermas tied the survival of the public sphere & the democratic ethos of the Federal Republic of Germany to genocide denial & the state repression of its critics. He died in principled solidarity with the barbarism of 21st century liberalism

when you can’t sleep you’re not supposed to think “I can’t sleep!” nor are you supposed to trick yourself with some “sleep comes easily to me!” lies. all you can do is “set the environmental and mental conditions that are conducive to sleep.” Ok im setting the conditions for my foot up your ass

a dumb thought ive had since being a kid is imagining what if you had the once-in-a-lifetime ability to pause the calendar for one day so you get an extra day for a deadline. not like time travel just like 'we do april 17th again' but once you use it its gone. and what would ever get me to use it

www.reddit.com/r/linux/s/jf... Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

it's a crime against god that this is mike trouts career playoff batting line