Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Swimming dinosaurs had fingers inside their flippers and they kept growing more and more finger bones until the flippers looked like a cob of corn

Waiting for the day when I see the number 69 and my brain can just be normal about it

Happy birthday I am gaming

Thanks for the wrapped/recap/review/lookback but I don't want to be reminded of a single thing that happened this year

My new years resolution is say yes never

Trying matcha for the 26th time

I've lost my swarm of rats

Mosquito in room or angle grinder really far away?

Carved wood near me

I see a post that makes me chuckle. Moving to hit like, I notice it already has several thousand. My smile fades. I coldly scroll away.

I'm sick of being ethical

It is December

It's late. I'm turning the lights off through the house. I poke my head into the study to see if my PC has fallen asleep. It has. I smile gently and quietly close the door.

I need a dinosaur expert. Dinosaur experts please DM me

The night calls for a return to quiet. Take me out to the bog.

Just got walked in on doing the Home Improvement sound

Good morning

I just learned the guy who invented mason jars fumbled the patent and died in poverty

It's these weak deer ankles

Lil freak is a term of endearment

Hands up, lil freaks!

Cable management is the window to the soul

I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough

Pablo Neruda: A bough of fruit falls from the sun on your dark garment. The great roots of night grow suddenly from your soul- Me: Fr I been feeling kinda bunchy

I love when you talk to me like that* *clearly and succinctly

I have so many mouth sounds I sound like a bug

[Experiencing an intense stabbing pain in my gut and closing my eyes serenely]: Finally. Yes. I'm ready.

Me when it's hot and sunny: We need some RAIN in this bitch Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN

she's got that hat wealth

rich in hats [figuratively]

The amount of hats I throw in rings, you'd think I have an unlimited supply of hats, and rings,

Kill me to death!! !

This post ripped away my last shred of sanity

If your name is Tobias, unfortunately, I am in love with you

I'm a 'wormly' girl, myself,

I'm a 'warmly' girl, myself,

She collide on my large hadron till I CERN

[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..! [His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks

Downloads is the new Desktop

The Body Keeps the Score

TEAM TAWNY 🥇

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

ACT NOW

Australia is the alt-milk capital of the world

The king's horses don't even have thumbs

desktop computer... save me..

save me desktop computer

Leaning against things #classiccoolstuff