I'm going to see obsession rn I'll let you know how it goes

Come over we can chill in the hole

My forest cabin will have two rooms. Bedroom and Hole

Man sending selfie 🚩🚩

I ran a D&D session today for a friend's 11yo nephew and he immediately stabbed the NPC in the back, tried to kill her chicken, and flung himself off a cliff.

Curating a private, boutique collection of people that hate my guts

Guys I'm changing up my laugh again, let me know what style I should go for this time (coming off a hag cackle)

Some of those who like horses Are the same who pet horses

Sitting down at the desk and cracking my knuckles

I have been diagnosed with gothic pervertism against my will

goodbye

hello

I wouldn't mind being a demon bride

You know there's a problem when I start dreaming about you all

*supplants you*

Turning the family mausoleum into a little place to play cosy games

hi guys whatever

Ma'am, is this guy bothering me?

One of my hobbies is going to the shops and saying the prices out loud

This is a load bearing toe!!

[Lying in bed, staring wistfully into the darkness]: Goodnight, Varbo Gomping...

Am I being mute banned on here or whatever? Am I shadow suppressed, team?

One time I hit a cat with my car in Ireland and I pulled over as soon as I could and I was crying and a horse walked all the way from the sea to stand near me

"You know when they put a coffee machine in a shop and call it a cafe?"

The medieval fool occupied a strangely liminal role in European thought; both entertainer and social inversion, permitted to mock authority, morality, and even the sacred under the guise of comedy. The implications for Jokerman (typeface) are troubling,

Breakdown of the jokerman font as a collection of thinly veiled demonic sigils

Hobbits are hydrophobic except one strain of hobbit

The jokerman > roboto pipeline

To people with alt accounts for their writing: how do you stop yourself from posting things like "Reynard the Fox is hot"? Asking for a friend

[Making another crab meme in Microsoft PowerPoint]: Why am I like this

Woops

The poor Boobook. The weather has been miserable and the local birds were at it continuously during the day. I imagine it'll be off to somewhere a bit quieter and drier tomorrow.

Can somebody please tell her I cannot keep making everything into soup

This is wung. This is wung as hell

On that tree bark diet

Sorry hun I'm gonna be late getting home Me in the office:

orthoantisocial

I have the opposite of a parasocial relationship with all of you

My mum was booked out three weeks in advance of mothers day

Someone Annoying has been invited into the discord

Bringing back "your face" as a retort

[Me five times a day for the past 21 years]: Sucks to your ass-mar!

Aquafaba is aquaman's dad???

I love unfollowing people

I'm realising that I'm searching for the man of my dreams

I know every word I've ever said and I fear nothing

This is how I want to go out

LAN party + Asteroid

[Me looking at anything]: Not my problem