this is my favorite sport

quite obsessed with these thangs

do you ever feel like...... someone is watching you shovel shit.....

this is my favorite puppy and unfortunately my german coworker on the ranch has named him Bald

been covering my face with straight up vaseline every night and some mornings for like 3 weeks now and it's awesome. everything clogs my pores but vaseline? straight goop? just fine

just had the experience of helping an italian boy I work with order a little caesars pizza. incredible

uuugggghhhHHHH!!!!

just thought "well the day is almost over" at 9am ranch work has my shit all confused

im rly enjoying being around the horses (and goats) but I don't have many pics of them bc when I'm around them I'm usually working. here is daisy tho. she's working on haltering and putting some weight on

this is my trailer rock

view out my trailer. most random shit I ever did tbh

this is my dog now. no ears. howls like a wolf at night

I was going to go on a social media break but tbh I think posting abt living here could b funny

so anyway I'm living in this trailer rn and inside I find a can of "pork and beans" but I'm eating it and this is just beans. is this just how they label beans FOR pork and beans and if so fuck them . my duck house

Yeah, baby!

the way I watched this before reading and was like 'my god. someone is finally spiritually following up samurai jack' and then saw it was genndy tartakovsky lol

LA crazy so far just had a dude on the train tell me I look like a white halle berryyyyyyy??????

training my way thru los angeles rn. exuding love to my la friends hope u receive

i'm somewhere in here in the back wheel lol drone photo moment

ew I'm gonna miss my coworkers I feel SICK

my fav type of bike person is person who comes in like I need a VERY ☝️ SPECIFIC part! for my very SPECIAL bike ☝️☝️☝️ and I'm like ok what part and it's like standard universal part and their bike is normal

just found out that clove cigarettes became legal in 2009 ?? I 100% bought some in 2013. I remember bc we bought them as a sort of joke before heading up to canada and then all the canadian college kids we met rly wanted our camels and we were so generous w them we wound up w only the cloves left??

am beginning social media break soon when I finish last of my commissions so u will have to text/telegram/discord me. if u don't have my number or other way of contacting me and u might want it in the next couple months just hmu here in the next day or two ok byebye

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oh I saw the aurora borealis the other night just from near my house at the lake. just barely

Spreading asspussy tomato caught showing gape, Mature

Butthole ass tomato. Heirloom tomatoe cheeked up with open ass #hole

just sent my family group chat this picture and realized too late that you can see lewds I'm working on on the paper my cat is sitting next to 😐 no one has noticed so far 😐

a riveting evening

pavlovian response to my partner's funny little phone alarm song bc I think it's funny to shake my butt to it but it just played for 1.5 seconds from the other room and I still shook my butt alone in bed

been interesting building a skill from the ground up that I actually want to build. everything I've learned in the last several years has either been too difficult to stick with or I've been learning it out of necessity but getting better at study skins has been just a steady pleasant experience

northern harrier finito. 272g (not even 3/4 of a pound)

ohh a little wishbone I make a wish for a potato ohh a little wishbone I make a wish for a potato I MAKE A WISH‼️ FOR A POTATO‼️

scaring my neighbors by loudly singing what will we do with the baby o while I'm home alone

we raised one (1) single monarch on our own, which I found in a patch of dying milkweed in the park when he was just so small a baby caterpillar. he finally became buttefly yesterday so we sent him on his way :) I hope he has a safe trip to mexico

flat omw to work And period cramps kms

HI EVERYONE. later this month i'm leaving to volunteer for six weeks at a horse rescue, where i'll help care for, train, and rehab rescue horses. i'll of course receive room and board, but no pay. SO DONATE $10 OR MORE AND RECEIVE A POORLY DRAWN HORSE details in thread

happy 12th anniversary to the greatest tweet of all time

this has happened to me and @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social

young bullfrog and juvenile five lined skink on top of a little mountain :) ahehe

this place actually fucking rules I want to stay here for like a month

this place actually fucking rules I want to stay here for like a month

the youtube suggested search trying to send me down incriminating rabbitholes

starting on a northern harrier in the lab today which will be my biggest specimen to date pls keep me in your thoughts

god I fucking suck.. I suck I'm a loser [witnesses another person] wow I'm glad I don't suck like that person does

no notes, nailed it

he's so ugly 🫶 my failson

can someone clip for me the moment in the new reviewbrah vid where he holds up the mcdonalds utopia and is like "OR SO THEY SAY...." I have to be at work for one trillion hours rn and can't do it