The mantra is spreading

We have locked in our setlist for this show and let me tell you: you'll get your pussy up, or, god forbid, you'll die.

🚨 New website just dropped 🌐 You can get tickets to our upcoming show under “DUIs” and you can view our previous performances that we’ve recorded under “Free MP3s”. Not optimized for mobile because we’re trying to give you an authentic Y2K Geocities experience (but obviously still navigable).

🚨 CHICAGO RIPPER 🚨 Excited to say we're playing the Empty Bottle next month 🤘😤 New music. New merch only at this show. Do not play yourself. Come on out for a lil CDUI action. 🎟️ in our bio

See you on the 26th 🫡🎃🎸

oh my god

HAVE AT YOU!!!

ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴘᴇ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ...... ʟᴏʟ...

Expecting a show?

ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴛɪʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ. . .

holy fucking shit

Scam artist tried to book us on a fake gig. What moron would even play a show on a tiny desk. Fuck off.

Celebrity DUI @ Cole's, our first set in full now streaming for your pleasure 🚗💨 youtu.be/nuebk2aDZbM?...

I can do this field sobriety test shit standing on my head

us transporting you out of this world with the power of music like Rodan and Godzilla tonight at the show

🚨 TOMORROW 🚨

🚨 NEXT WEEK 🚨

🌞 DUI SUMMER CONTINUES 7/10 @ COLE'S BAR w/ FUTURE NEST & FROTTED 🌞 🎟️ IN BIO

ty Midsommarfest and everyone for joining us @ our first show 🤟😝

FRIDAY @ 7PM

🚨 GIG ALERT 🚨 we're playing a teeny tiny taste tester set @ Midsommarfest in Andersonville on 6/13 🤘😌

American MRI baby, your scans show characteristics of encephalitis

just got the photos back from the band photo shoot

dui summer

band meeting at DUI headquarters

my mom blocked me so I made an alt. wtf is this shit - m

celebrity dui baby gotta love her

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