Btw if you hate social media, you can always check our website to see when we’re playing celebrityduis.com/shows

Upon a pale horse DUI rides again next week. Shall you get your pussy up??????? Coward??

🤖 IN LIVING FLESH 🤖 Celebrity DUI puts the MOTHER in Mother's Day along with the Human Trials and Weaklung on May 10th at Schubas Tavern. An economically priced evening of atomic noise rock for five bucks USD. Doors @ 7:30, DUI @ 8.

You can just make weird art w your friends that’s allowed. We’re allowing it. That’s a DUI PROMISE

Oh my god

merry tdov listen to Chicago's favorite trans rockers Celebrity DUI

Oh nice we made the news

BREAKING: Golf legend Tiger Woods has been arrested and charged with driving under the influence after he was involved in a Florida crash, according to officials.

name one other band that would start a set with the announcer from soulcalibur

THANK YOU SMASH YR FINGERS 🫶🔨

set cut before we got halfway through

🚨 CHICAGO: THIS IS SATURDAY!!! 🚨 The bands are tight and the vids are right. Come through.

CELEBRITY DUI IS BRINGING THE GOODS TO OUR NEXT SHOW. TEES & STICKERS. WOW!!!

New link. You should know about what Leona has been cooking. artificiallinguisticinternetcomputerentity.bandcamp.com/album/light-...

We are under TWO WEEKS away from our first Chicago show of 2026 playing SMASH YOUR FINGERS: FEEDBACKER 🔊 w/ Minneapolis rockers Snakeworld! We of course have a delectable spread of new merch waiting for you, a cut of the proceeds from which will benefit the Chicago Women's Health Center.

"#1 RECORD" - Sticker available at our next show in Chicago on 3/14 @ Not Not ⭐

📽️ 3/14 @ NOT NOT 🔊 Celebrity & Snakeworld infect SMASH YR FINGERS, Chicago's #1 video festival

📽️ 3/14 @ NOT NOT 🔊 Celebrity & Snakeworld infect SMASH YR FINGERS, Chicago's #1 video festival

🚨 ATTN: DUI NATION 🚨 Leona, our rhythmic engineer behind the kit, has put out a new ambient/breakcore album :) "𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙔𝙀" - 𝙈𝙔𝙐𝙁𝙊 FFO: Patricia Taxxon, Christoph De Babylon, Bye2 myufo.bandcamp.com/album/light-...

BRITNEY SPEARS × DEFTONES

Lineup change for Saturday in Woodstock, IL @ Warp Corps 🎸

You know you always wanted to click these things. celebrityduis.com

We have a xXx_~*sUpeR cOoL*~_xXx website you can always check for our upcoming shows also btw celebrityduis.com/shows

We haven't played this live yet... Til now 😈 bsky.app/profile/tran...

We’re announcing here on Bluesky To Chicago, we’ll briefly say “bye” Please don’t be surprised When in Woodstock, arrived We say “Get your pussy up or die!” See you on January 10th for our first show out of town at Warp Corp in Woodstock, IL!

2026

celebrityduis.com/mp3s updated, upgraded, and ribbed for your viewing and listening pleasure

ᗯᗩᒪᒪᗷᗩᑎG 🎶 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 @ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 youtu.be/IsoUhfoiU7w?...

last night was a niche 80's movie movie illegally uploaded to dailymotion

"WALLBANG", THE NEW HYPNAGOGIC JOINT FROM CELEBRITY DUI

See you tonight 🫡🎸

She's got that shit on!!! but so can 🫵 YOU

🎸 DUI NATION @ THE EMPTY BOTTLE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS 🎸

The mantra is spreading

🚨 New website just dropped 🌐 You can get tickets to our upcoming show under “DUIs” and you can view our previous performances that we’ve recorded under “Free MP3s”. Not optimized for mobile because we’re trying to give you an authentic Y2K Geocities experience (but obviously still navigable).

See you on the 26th 🫡🎃🎸

oh my god

HAVE AT YOU!!!

Expecting a show?

holy fucking shit

Scam artist tried to book us on a fake gig. What moron would even play a show on a tiny desk. Fuck off.

Celebrity DUI @ Cole's, our first set in full now streaming for your pleasure 🚗💨 youtu.be/nuebk2aDZbM?...

I can do this field sobriety test shit standing on my head