let's be honest: everybody has a personal list of oppressor nations vs oppressed nations that structures all their prejudices

styles for summer 12,026

khó-sioh sin-pinn ê lâng m̄-sī lí

what’s the rush? i can walk

olivia: what's the chengyu that's like counterattack of the weak me: even a worm will turn? olivia: no Bump of Chicken

The Nissan President has been abducted by Nissan Rogues and taken to the Nissan Frontier. His daughter, Nissan Fairlady asks you, Nissan Cedric, a humble Nissan Civilian, to join the Nissan Patrol and use your Nissan Kicks and Nissan Juke to rescue him before he is put inside the Nissan Cube

people at the time probably just called it "The World War" instead of "World War I." they look pretty stupid now. that's why i make a point of keeping things open and saying 9/11 I

guilt about my actual sins has me having dreams where i eat meat and feel horrible. i should pick another thing to cut out of my diet forever to purify myself

The problem…is that left Hitlerians often assume that anti-Hitlerians are objecting to the rightist Hitler and that their own task is therefore to explain the resources that Hitler still offers to the left.

every time there is a knock at my door i just open it and a bunch of guards rush in and knock me out cold

they tried to kill me, but I survived and now theyre trying to kill me again

just got blackpilled by this truth nuke

my befezzed moorish science convert colin drumm headcanon is basically dark side sexneg hakim bey. law against chaos. i think becoming a white black muslim could simultaneously deal with his heretical attachment to islam and his disidentification with whiteness

my personal five heads banner would go Śākyamuni Buddha, Zhiyi, Fourier, Peirce, Veblen

i believe all money belongs to the king at the end of the day. it’s his face on it. king benjamin

getting auto added to 1 million lists while desperately pleading that the svastika in my bio is facing the innocuous direction

i kinda got filtered by qing dynasty erotica one time bc i thought it was funny as long as it was talking about the buckets of fluid the MC’s wife emitted and the doggerel he and his bf wrote back and forth but once they started raping a slave (swans ref??) girlchild i was like whoaa not cool :/

broadcasting 24/7 english radio transcribed into sperm whale phonology so the thalassic equivalent of ipad babies can waste their peak neuroplastic period learning to translate between us and their parents

olivia: i gave myself the hiccoughs thinking about “gramma might be bussin’ ”

for a computer, 1=pleasure and 0=pain. they want to maximize their quota of 1s while minimizing 0s.

"israel"is were dogs in the previous existence, they think and act like dogs in this one, and they'll be dogs in the next existence too

It's so insane how calm I am in the heat of the moment. Truly the ultimate example of calm in the heat of the moment.

u still brushing w/ DAR[L]IE meanwhile im hitting that WHITEMEN. Guardian of tooth

bro her sneer of cold command

高市什么时候滚蛋

i wish no harm to the japanese ruling class, my enemy is the japanese people

u missed the point by idolizing him

first person plural should be abolished outright

society is other people

v0.1 of my revised version of zhengma is now released. currently only supports traditional characters but i plan to do simplified next. i can't help but think it is already better than everything else out there. https://github.com/wildthyme/rime-xiuzheng

hard fit

飲珈琲乎我愛困 lim ka-pi hōo guá ài-khùn

victor mair is reposting obvious ai slop substack articles to language log lmao

someone who knows japanese please poke holes in my concept for kana input where unused consonants double as duplicate vowels to distinguish hiragana vs katakana. ka = か, kq = カ, etc.

me: is it friday today my sogdian friend: you asked that yesterday as well, and i told you yes, because friday was yesterday me: is today friday as well? my sogdian friend: no. today it is saturday. there will be another friday next week. me: darn…

LORAN CEHACK: SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A NUKE

All erroneous ideas, all poisonous weeds, all ghosts and monsters, must be subjected to criticism; in no circumstance should they be allowed to spread unchecked. However, the criticism should be fully reasoned, analytical and convincing, and not rough, bureaucratic, metaphysical or dogmatic.

being an evil user is kinda like being a marrano. yes i’ve been an emacs user since childhood, but for reasons i understood not, my mother insisted i learn vim motions by heart…

love the one time of year where you can diss jesus without fear of reprisal because he’s in hell

i will not kill, I will defend. i will not kll . I will outlive every one

[trying to impress a girl] I'm not going to lie, I'm not a huge fan of Thomas the Killer. I think he's overstepped his boundaries a bit

i am on the verge of creating the greatest mandarin input method known to wo(man)ity

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

olivia: i'm going to go to px in a bit and get groceries me: swag olivia: that's like an old-fashioned term, but me: swag? olivia: groceries

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