Hi 👋 how're you doing today how wad your day

Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, January 23, 1997

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 10,1965

Erotic Guerrilla

were cloning a neanderthal to ask did yall rly use to ride around on top of…the mammothhts

grass-chan, the new mondo mascot for weed. she's a delinquent, but she sticks up for her friends

I've become something of a womans protector.

Peace.. [muttering peacefully]

if any of you are thinking about starting a newspaper, consider signing me on as your resident cartoonist/gagmaster

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the world if the woke general macarthur hadnt been assassinated by anti Global New Deal agents and replaced with a chud doppelganger

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In November 1955 Hatoyama's Democrats and Yoshida's Liberals merged to form the Liberal Democratic Party—which, like its predecessors, was neither liberal nor democratic and thus woefully misnamed.

i’m not really outraged by white slavery, the maiden tribute of modern babylon, violations of the mann act, the sotadic zone, mean people in music households, asumi-chan, or omegle

olivia: THEY’RE SAYING~YO~R KI~ ~S GAY me (in the shower): what? my kid is gay? olivia: NO, YO~RK~IS~GAY me: York? like Eburacum? olivia: THE STAR OF _DANCER IN THE DARK_

it's all decroding

fair point

candidate trying to relate to working class constituents by referencing how he 'grew up in a one-toilet household'

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為了節約能源，請將冰箱的門關好

yan hui said, "i have heard that underwear of a certain length can be said to count as pants." kongzi replied, "pants are pants, underwear are underwear. a man's neck may be long, yet he is still no giraffe." yan hui inquired, "that being the case master, what is it that makes a man a giraffe?"

life updates: got married, moving to yokohama for a year in the fall. cutrently posted up in this location if u wanna come say hi. peace peace

before i get married does anybody wanna admit they got a crush on me

I hope your day gets better :/ and the speed bumps quickly fade into your past

me and olivia play this game called “one billion steps” where you try to disable your conscious awareness while ascending five flights to the illegal rooftop dwelling and the opponent tries to warp space to trap you in a looping architecture of infinite stairs

People are just insane now of days

hometown hero bob venturi wont see this post, but your chastened pomo friends will

aiyo! the rotating credit association is foreclosing on my cave dwelling! 😰

genji wrote, in a shaky hand: my eye spies a flower i wish to press and keep how can its bloom be too new to pluck? the nun replied, in a casual scrawl: flowers bloom at daybreak but are most beautiful at sunset your eye discerns truly ten is lowkey crazy tho

see a post bellyaching abt "leftist antisemitism," search "gaza" on their account and of course a supermajority of the posts are concern trolling about how hamas "really does want to genocide jews"

tips for translating units 万里 = ten thousand Chinese leagues 三寸 = three Chinese inches 五百斤 = five hundred Chinese catties 十五歲 = fifteen Chinese years old 一千錢 = one thousand Chinese cash

anyone know what this mysterious shape is on the emblem of the taiwanese marine corps? i think i’ll ask my friend at the mongolian embassy. right after she takes a big sip of kumis…

the ancients had a saying: whosoever smelt it, that person be also, the one, that dealt it. think on this.

last night was a photograph

soldiers get crazy pissed off when the people they're fighting fight them back. they're like, "those bastards keep trying to kill our guys!" yeah and you're trying to kill their guys. kind of the concept. they have zero sense of sportsmanship.

*they took the heart out of 爱 voice* they took the chicken out of 基隆

one shot i made for iris's birthday <3 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144383425

technically all peoples are without history until we historians make one up to give to them

songoku.. we gotta repopulate this dog gone earth.

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