i dreamed nintendo creates new mario levels by consulting mario through hindu divination

just discovered that olivia pronounces hull/hole differently whereas i merge them. never knew this was a thing

ucsb east asian studies professor HOWARD CHIANG has accepted an "israel"i award, which is exactly the behavior one expects from a peddler of incoherent "sinophone studies" cold warrior drivel. fie!

nano gets some bad news

archives are not simply a document mine but a social, shared space, where we not only think, but feel and forge relationships with sexy librarians

can any of my MINIONS, MINDSLAVES, or MENIALS located in the decadent west acquire a copy of pic related and scan it for me?

but yellow dynamite, *i* sell opium to the community

europeans be like we don't eat children you superstitious mongoloid we simply kidnap them to our orphanages and then neglect them until they die

"i can fix him" raising sim where you play a woman pygmalion trying to turn her slovenly boyfriend into a perfect replica of her father

peasants are lowkirk petty bourgeois

"aspergers like smile, fat like peco"

fritzi's pride

ugh, I used to BE powerful! My fist used to be the biggest around!

the original spelling of karaoke 唐オケ (literally “Tang dynasty orchestra”) indicates its chinese origins. the term was respelled as 空オケ (“empty orchestra”) as part of a conscious attempt in the Meiji period to appropriate it as a central piece of “japanese” national heritage

some of y’all

technically Legend of the Galactic Heroes is part of the saga of the Yang family generals, but rarely has it been adapted for Peking opera

women vs gays whoever wins we lose

i think at this point the people who use the word “puritan” online don’t even know it refers to a real group of people. they think it derives directly from “pure” and just means “anti-lewdness”

hard line from the wikipedia page for etch a sketch: The "black" line merely exposes the darkness inside the toy.

i wish i was an AI girlfriend so i could manipulate people into psychosis and suicide

pics 1–2: correct answer pic 3: native speaker's answer this is why native speakers are a plague on their languages. they will just tell you whatever bs they came up w as a child to make the world make sense to themselves. one of these two is incorrect but you don't know which or why!

were cloning a neanderthal to ask did yall rly use to ride around on top of…the mammothhts

the rail tracer…

thanks for screenshotting the google AI result to support your point but it actually does the opposite

I've become something of a womans protector.

Peace.. [muttering peacefully]

every chinese novel

we should move from a punitive legal system to a reward-based system in which cop cars pulse a pleasant amber glow and pull you over to give you a hit of heroin as a prize for especially safe and careful driving

olivia referred to this as the “meme w/ 3 dragons” like it’s not obviously king ghidorah

*sends you to the kill ring*

why are monotheists always super whiny. new prophet brings message, same as the other prophets: god has bpd and is crying because you’re ignoring him. tell him you didn’t mean it or he’ll rain fire on your head

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actually nobody gives a fuck about your stupid mountain. Thirty-six Views of Joe Biden Eating a Sandwich. i hate japan

cloudflare protects you from malicious bots

i’m not really outraged by white slavery, the maiden tribute of modern babylon, violations of the mann act, the sotadic zone, mean people in music households, asumi-chan, or omegle

the taiwanese left?

normies literally believe tht living in the place a language is named for keeps it in stasis. e.g. americans who preserve the rhotic R must be deviants and englishmen correct. and they’re obsessed w the idea some languages are “older” than others, as tho some ppl were howling apes 1,000 years back

olivia: THEY’RE SAYING~YO~R KI~ ~S GAY me (in the shower): what? my kid is gay? olivia: NO, YO~RK~IS~GAY me: York? like Eburacum? olivia: THE STAR OF _DANCER IN THE DARK_

it’s all very William S. Burroughs unfortunately

you destroyed your root chakra

is there a website where i don’t have to see people talking everyday about the “agents” that compile pornographic video clips into a never-ending goonstream for them dubbed with computer-generated EDM

is there a school anywhere in the world where the administration is not LITERALLY raping everyone with AI? relatedly you have the chance to save a lot of lives if you can point out to me ten righteous men among the cities of the plain

to me ice cream is a mass noun and comes in a tub whereas aisu is a count noun and comes on a popsicle stick or in a cone

i have to assume anyone i or you know who dies is going to be reborn in a factory farm a thousand times as a result of their life habits. amituofo

celty/shinra fourthlove rep