Grinch meal

just found out GDT is not queer and i am in shock

am i wrong for hating stereo in headphones half the time? i don't want the trumpet on just one side, it's giving mosquito

Thinking hard about the stale loose cigarette that’s been floating around my car for a year

Practicing radical acceptance

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Vamos marineros

I wish my dad was still around for this 😭

I LOVE MY MARINERS

I literally can’t do this again

Thinking hard about the stale loose cigarette that’s been floating around my car for a year

Top of the 12th

I’m losing years off my life

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VAMOS MARINEROS

Rooting for the Mariners is antifa now

Can’t wail till the 8th REMEMBER?

Another important factor of these games for me is my mother’s 30 year crush on Dan Wilson

Box breathing

I haven’t been this stressed watching a mariners game in 24 years

paramount theater, oakland, california, 1978

I’m sick of skubal 😭

Randomly watching the mariners game in Spanish because that’s how my free fox sports streaming trial loaded

Christ almighty

I hate millennial play-by-play guys. I don’t want to hear them describe anything as “sick” or talk about “vibes”

Gavin Newsom is an incompetent transphobic centrist who is unfit for elected office. His repeated failures to protect the basic human rights of his own constituents is clear misconduct in office. He should be impeached immediately.

Lets fucking go mariners 😭😭😭😭

Nascent civil war but the Mariners won their first home playoff game in 24 years so who’s to say if it’s good or bad.

God is good, go mariners

LETS FREAKING GO BALLERS CHAMPIONSHIP PARADE

Well it’s not my favorite way to watch a game but this is the least of the adversity I face as a mariners fan

99%+

Why do they make round shoelaces

I don’t think I would be able to describe a face from memory for the sketch artist

Googling “how to know if my cat and I have known each other in every lifetime”

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

I love negative reviews of otherwise high rated places

i know i'm beginning to recover from my burnout because i'm reading research articles again for pleasure I AM HEALING!!!!

Met the friendliest feral in the world I wish I could catnap. They drooled all over my jeans in enthusiasm

May we all be well. May we all be safe. May we all have peace. May we all be free.

i owe like 10 people texts and that doesn't even account for the people i should be texting but won't

i would love to live in a house with a vietnamese restaurant style mural on the wall

This dog looks like Joe Biden

I believe the ants have ancestral knowledge about where the cat food bowls reside from last summer

I had a nightmare that I had a conversation with Stephen miller about his plans for the country

I expect the worst always but this is even more pathetic than I could have imagined