thank you for your attention to this batter

Bruce Springsteen apparently can’t get enough of the Twin Cities. Before he kicks off his tour in Minneapolis, he’ll perform at the No Kings rally on Saturday at the Minnesota Capitol in St. Paul.

I hate now so much

The oil crisis we created in the Strait of Hormuz only exacerbates the need to ween ourselves off fossil fuels and invest in renewable energy. Instead, Trump is burning a billion dollars to kill an offshore wind project that was already approved and force the company to invest in Texas oil

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

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It’s day 110 of the ICE occupation of MN. Today’s record breaking warmth in the Twin Cities, paired with trusted patrollers, meant that many kids who have been in hiding were able to go to the park playgrounds for the first time in months. Abolish ICE (so kids can return to their childhoods!)

Robert Mueller died. That was unusually decisive for him.

All the Saxon Musk posting reminds me of one of the all-timers

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

Just embarrassing to watch

Ooh so coy but I bet I could guess which one

It’s going to fade away completely and ten years of Fridays from now some joker is going to be like “hey, happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, everybody!” and it will be the funniest thing those of us who were here have ever seen

I totally forgot about this clip and it has filled me with so much joy anew

just what He always wanted

"PETER GRAVES WENT HERE" was RIGHT THERE.

Breaking: A U.S. district judge in Oregon said he will vacate a declaration made late last year by health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that asserted gender-affirming care for young trans people does not meet medical standards of care. www.statnews.com/2026/03/19/j...

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

Frankenstein (last one I have access to, I think): beautifully made, odd changes to the plot, missing a lot of the heart and meaning of the source material. Also no way the captain’s going to sit and listen to him ramble about his uncle and sister in law for an hour before getting to the monster

I'd suggest that a big reason the world is currently so volatile is that Republicans keep handing Trump money to wreck things

Livvy Rizzed Up Drip King Baby Gronk

Mr President you must go to iran personally sir. You are the only one who can do the art of the deal. This is a situation that calls for the personal touch of a man who got a nobel peace prize at a garage sale or whatever

BREAKING: team USA has been awarded the prestigious FIFA world baseball classic gold medal

just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival

I’m 31 minutes into F1 and I hate all of it. Is there a reason for me to continue

Like, the only thing worse than being grim and joyless and winning is being grim and joyless and losing. And nothing is guaranteed, so just … don’t be grim and joyless!

This is good except bringing up the speaker’s troubling past with minors while contrasting him with Roger Clemens is, well, an interesting choice

loser shit

Team USA’s military theme clearly fucked the vibes. They should pick a different theme next time, like “enchantment under the sea.”

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

The American baseball boys simply didn't respect the troops hard enough. Our brave service members all feel let down. They're saying you should fold Major League Baseball, Mr. President, due to lack of troop respecting.

In keeping with Team USA’s WBC approach, MLB announces Garrett Whitlock has been dishonorably discharged and Aaron Judge will be involuntarily reassigned to an outpost in northern Alaska

In nine months MLB owners are going to tell you they need to shut the sport down because places like Miami are small markets with few baseball fans

Very disrespectful of the Venezuelan players to look happy after a big play. You’re supposed to look pissed off

F yeah Geno

The Fox broadcast is treating the end of an extremely exciting tournament with so much talent from all over the world as if the Colorado Rockies are beating the 1998 Yankees in a boring spring training game. If Smoltz & Co. don’t want to be here, go find … anything else to do with your time.

I can't believe that Team USA, who has spent this tournament cosplaying at the US military, has suffered this tremendous setback at the hands of a seemingly inferior opponent.

👏👏 vamos Venezuela 👏👏

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

As someone who knows he has a hard time with kids dying in movies, I should maybe have skipped the one that bills itself as the one where the (film’s namesake) kid dies

“End the night on a FRY note” is right there get your head in the game

we are now in a situation where Iran legitimately has more leverage than the United States does on a significant chunk of the world brilliant plan sir, going perfectly, no notes

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1828

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

Once again, a self-professed champion of "Western Civilization" shows disdain for its basic concepts, such as "the unexamined life is not worth living," attributed to Socrates, who is not exactly "modern."

I was not prepared for what I was getting into with Bugonia.