“I’m not clairvoyant, shit happens.” -very respectable person about candidate who had a Nazi tattoo, who was a mercenary for Haliburton or whatever, who definitely had other terrible stuff in his past and who had no redeeming qualities at all

BREAKING NEWS: Man who is famously wrong about everything refuses to admit he was wrong.

Maybe the solution to the male loneliness crisis is working in an NBA front office. Imagine coordinating a six team trade. So many phone calls with your dudes naming some guys.

if I were the Mariners I would simply not try to advance to third base on a bouncing ball toward third base

"Which way, modern man?" -people who have been left completely behind by modern man

I have a son who picked up the guitar like three months ago and has broken four sets of strings because they can't handle non-standard tuning basic bitches are so underrated in this world

5 years ago, I posted a video on Ruben Rivera (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng6s...) that I put a ton of work into and I was heartbroken to learn that this video about Rivera that Pearlman posted not only lifts tons of photos and videos directly from my video, but does it without any attribution.

I had eye surgery 10 days ago. About 5 days ago, I had an unexpected setback and completely lost vision in that eye. They put me on an agagressive treatment and I can now see things like the # of fingers I'm holidng or that there's a TV across the room. Hard to explain to folks how good that feels

One thing I would love is if, when a straight white guy “sees the light” and joins the left, he would volunteer for a community group and like knock doors for someone who’d been on the left for ages instead of immediately wanting to be the candidate. It’d be like a litmus test for if they’re serious

Oh my god I can’t believe the Nazi tattoo guy who everyone was loudly saying had other bad things in his past turned out to have other bad things in his past If only there had been any possible way of avoiding this situation

This is an actual screenshot from the syllabus for this class. Beyond parody

OK sure, great, but I don't that helps much. He's 80 years old, woefully out of shape, and probably doesn't even know the rules.

My family and I walked to my youngest’s former elementary school next door to watch some really cool city fireworks. Just imagine, we COULD have driven for an hour and been in DC to watch our country unravel

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

I just wish it was still hotter in DC for Trump's speech, for reasons

"and another thing: i haven't lost the Mandate of Heaven. please don't put in the newspaper that i lost the Mandate of Heaven."

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My family and I walked to my youngest’s former elementary school next door to watch some really cool city fireworks. Just imagine, we COULD have driven for an hour and been in DC to watch our country unravel

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

It's very much this

BG3 is a perfect game and I will probably be playing it forever

Evil, fascist, arguably insane, but lets not leave out: really fucking dumb www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/u...

Start watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on Pluto ⬆️ Remember Courtney Cox is in it ⬆️ Remember he spends like 9 mins literally talking out of his ass ⬇️ Realize literally 0 of the jokes are funny ⬇️ Realize the last 30 mins of the movie are stupid transphobic garbage 🤮

"Worst of the worst." https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/30/ice-nun-detained-released-texas

Love seeing this ad from MLB about how baseball sucks compared to all the other sports because it doesn’t have a salary cap. Seems like a foresighted and responsible use of money by the owners

I saw this woman and I’m a little ashamed of how quickly I thought “Anne Halfaway”

"No other country does birthright citizenship," Trump told reporters and the public yesterday. Not a single reporter told him he was wrong – that 32 other countries have it – even though all of the reporters knew that, or they should be fired for not knowing it.

You would think “your mom using AI to make it look like you were given a birthday party” is the most pathetic thing you’d ever see but then you remember he runs this account himself

This is basically a Democratic campaign ad. Air it as is with no changes.

Even like 10 years ago this kind of overt racism would have gotten a sportscaster fired

I'm in Northern Virginia so, pick your data center

the Dungeons & Dragons movie was SO good and I wish the people in charge would recognize that and make more

I watched Backrooms so I’m cool now, SIX SEVEN

Ready for some ground beefin’

ive never seen america get absolutely rolled diplomatically like this, getting steamrolled daily on a national stage. embarrassing

Instructions unclear, swamped the drain

Baseball-card tribute to the Obama Presidential Center’s grand opening (1978 White Sox style)…

hello fellow hu-men, what if we all removed the lead from our immediate environs and danced provocatively

lol please pay 2200 dollars to look like Harry Caray

are ugly young straights in glasses ok

my son graduated from high school, that was cool

the best thing about MLB's insane new proposal is that it would surrender its only real advantage it has over football in the minds of most young athletes and usher in maybe the only era in the game's history when the quality of talent/play will have actually gone backward

Remember: every single proposal MLB makes is to reduce salaries. Unlike other industries in which employers have competing areas for spending (e.g. equipment, raw materials, and R&D) baseball has none of those expenses. The only competition for spending on salaries & player development is profit.

keeping him alive is a cruelty at this point and if he weren't destroying the world every day I'd be perfectly fine with that

but her emails and her really, really, really bad opinions

New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car

Got an email from my biggest boss in the agency commemorating Juneteenth. It doesn’t say the words “Black,” “African” or “slavery,” but it does mention “Freedom 250”