boiled down, the one thing it does is instructs relevant agencies to try and stop antifa from doing illegal things, especially of the terrorist variety Hoo, okay, thanks boss, couldn't do it without you, hey those links are calling your name again aren't they

all of these losers talk a big game until someone stands up to them and then it’s all “cmon I was only joking I’m just a little guy it’s my birthday”

Boy is the tone of the first half of this trying to whitewash how they really approached it last week. They were all gung-ho to shut him down. It wasn’t reluctant or begrudging. They were real sure. Now they want you to think they were just hitting a little pause to have a thinky. Fuck that.

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

Matt Shaw's line since he posed with a picture with Charlie Kirk

i've been thinking a lot about the historical record on this and how hard it will be to communicate that this guy was a fucking nobody

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

Post now deleted, more or less confirming it was a DM. Great opsec!

we have an infestation of ants in my kitchen we're trying to take care of, which means that every time I go for another drink or a quick snack I also murder 6-20 living creatures

Does the silencing of Kimmel really mean that the media is capitulating to authoritarianism and censorship? I think these remarks from The View hosts sum it up best: " " " " " " " " " "

Live reaction photo

fucking yeesh

It’s so bizarre to hear my own actions be lied about. No, I wasn’t storming the facility. I was trying to help a protester who was about to be run over by a car. Yes, I was wearing a mask. We were being gassed + shot w/ pepper balls. Ofc that doesn’t matter to Laura Ingraham but it’s still weird.

something something political violence

That's a shame, I was hoping to learn more about Charlie Kirk's message of peace, love, tolerance, acceptance, and appreciation for the variety of human experience.

Canceled Disney+ and Hulu! Have exactly one month to watch all of Only Murders in the Building

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

Of course I love the new Sarah McLachlan album, it’d be really weird if I didn’t The last two songs in particular are incredible and devastating

I talk about baseball a lot less, because Twins, among other things. Otherwise I think I’m mostly the same? I had largely stopped picking fights before the switch with people who wouldn’t have come over here anyway.

This show was so good, can’t wait to revisit

Music Man, Camelot, Guys and Dolls, Sinatra

Interesting

I still firmly believe that the most successful framing for confronting rising authoritarianism is to emphasize that it's loser shit. Yes, things are bad. But they want to feel like bad guys. That's harder to do when what you're saying is "Aren't you sick of these fucking losers?"

Conan O’Brien speaks out about the Jimmy Kimmel suspension:

Oh hey, sorry, Jackie Robinson! You narrowly lost out to a homophobe who blew a lot of postseason games. And by "narrowly" I mean you didn't even get an honorable mention in the column.

Won’t ultimately mean anything but this is a really satisfying “TL;DR” to read from a district judge to the Trump technically-legally-attorneys.

“We’re just trying to help.” “BY MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE?”

Chuck Grassley tweets like he’s just having a low-grade stroke at all times, 24/7/365

"if you dont use smart glasses with an always-on AI assistant youre going to fall behind intellectually" i cannot express how little i am concerned about being shown up by people who have paid money to have a simpering computer lie into their ear at all times

dangerous trash from trashy people who should be shunned and shamed everywhere they try to go in polite society

The anti-first amendment head of the FCC looks like Mike playing Jack Perkins on MST3K. I’d have guessed 70? He’s two months older than me (46)

Leaving aside the obvious first amendment problems, “people aren’t aloud to say mean things about me” is just unparalleled loser energy. Absolute weenie shit. A laughed-out-of-the-room-level offense.

The anti-first amendment head of the FCC looks like Mike playing Jack Perkins on MST3K. I’d have guessed 70? He’s two months older than me (46)

Gonna be in trouble when Moses gets back

Hey if you’re looking for a replacement streaming service today for some unknown reason, everything on Dropout is great and it’s cheap

they hate your freedom to challenge them and want to end it www.semafor.com/article/09/1...

One of those things I have to believe in order to keep going is that we will, in the future, get to see JD Vance's facial expression as a judge reads his tweets back to him.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

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NEW: If Republicans won’t conduct oversight of Trump’s unconstitutional and cruel immigration policies that kidnap and disappear immigrants of all statuses, I will. Today’s Shadow Hearing will focus on how his actions are destroying U.S. families and communities.

what this latest episode shows is that like all fascists before them these assholes are highly afraid of being ridiculed so therefore we should ridicule them a hell of a lot more

Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot!

“And on Wednesday’s now-scrapped show, he had put together an explainer on what he actually said vs. what the right-wing media claimed he said. Now, that won’t air.” variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Love it when Tucker Carlson and Karl Rove see what's happening clearer than Chuckie Schumer does

It appears the right is behaving hypocritically. If we point that out they’ll probably stop. They’ll probably be soooo embarrassed.

There is no legal category as “major terrorist organization.” It does not exist. And he can’t do this. Just an administration of posters, basically.