guys everything is so silly and so bad, I'm not convinced you get it

Castellanos hit a three-run homer against my team and I STILL don't care as long as it does the thing it clearly should have done

Most home runs in first 45 career MLB games: 2015-16 Gary Sanchez: 19 2017 Rhys Hoskins: 18 2019 Yordan Alvarez: 17 2017 Cody Bellinger: 17 1930 Wally Berger: 17 2026 Munetaka Murakami: 16 2014 Jose Abreu: 16 1986 Wally Joyner: 16

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

/me watching the Nic Cage Spider-Man trailer “No…no? No!!! N—no? No? No! Obviously, no!!!”

Trump hearing "cisgender" and thinking its "six genders" then getting all mad about it, thus forcing other Republicans to agree that the libs are now demanding there be six genders, is a perfect encapsulation of our Golden Age of Dickishness and Stupidity.

Trump doubles down on saying he doesn't think about Americans' financial sitations: "That's a perfect statement."

instant subscribe

I bet he's surrounded by loose bodies most days

Looking forward to them holding “election” means “Election Day” (which of course it does, obviously, everyone in the country knows this) as soon as such a holding will benefit republicans

Hegseth is asking for a record $1.5 trillion defense budget. Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government. Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits. The military industrial complex is cheering right now.

Fuck that guy.

The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...

Found this on their website. Nice.

Dumbest fucking country

"Waymo" is the name of the inventor, Victor Waymo, not the name of the car. The car is properly named Waymo's Monster.

AUWOOOOOOOOU (Lynx howl)

NOBODY NEEDS TO SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY SAID YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US DON'T YOU FEEL A LITTLE CANCERY OR SOMETHING

/hides face I always thought Paige's name was pronounced Byookers also how dare she come from Edina and beat the Minneapolis team

This passage was fire the day he wrote it, has remained fire for the last 90 years, and will still be fire until we have achieved justice so lasting that the people cannot even conceive of the concepts Steinbeck was describing

hate when i have to cancel a stop on my Stab Trans Women To Death Tour because someone stabbed a transgender woman to death

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

This is so good

I’m very slow to these things but I keep noticing I haven’t seen one of my favorite mutuals on here in a while and realizing they’ve either abandoned this place or deactivated completely and it makes me very sad. I don’t think we’re going to do better than this in the foreseeable future.

Go M’s get it done while I sleep

Trump is considering stealing billions of dollars from the American people. He's already the most corrupt president ever by a wide margin, but this would be fraud and theft on a scale even he has never attempted. The largest single act of grand larceny in American history.

Took me a while to learn this, but I’m glad I did. DC should obviously be a state but Puerto Rico should get to choose what it is, just as with or separate from us as it likes

Giving Wemby the number 1 is MUCH too precious and should not be allowed

BREAKING NEWS: Trump tells the truth.

i know the inclination is to send that to every trump supporter you still know while saying “this man doesn’t give a fuck about you loser“ and you should lean into that inclination

Skeletor is making life on Eternia unlivable for the average Eternian. Grayskull is fighting to stop him. It’s past time for the Skeletor Troopers to join us.

Trump is still telling Americans to be grateful their skyrocketing gas prices aren’t even higher: "When oil goes up a little bit, I thought it would go up much more... Yesterday it was at $99. If you think about it, I would have taken that all day long"

Make Blake Treinen unveil it

How many mom and pop coffee shops has this useless fucking leech put out of business?

This is the political era of fat guys calling other people fat

Oh my god. I never listen when they say sound on but you really need to for this one

Can’t whine like this if you’re guillotined

At this point anyone who cares about justice and the rule of law just needs to be upfront about the fact that this is an illegitimate court whose decisions will be undone at the first opportunity, and that opportunity being peaceful is the best these partisan hacks can hope for.

Auwoooughghgh (badly injured wolf howl)

“He did it! Maybe Trump will ***.” Mr in response to Nick Castellanos’ very exciting game-tying HR

I’m so mad about everything and so right about everything I just don’t know what to do

I’m not a basketball authority and certainly not a Wolves authority but I think Ant=✅ Edwards=✅ Anthony Edwards=✅ Ant Edwards=👎🚫👎🤮

Auwoooooo (wolves howl)

Riding the coming blue wave like

I really like and want to keep liking John Krasinski and then they advertise Jack Ryan shit at me and it’s like

I BELIEVE the Timberwolves will eventually make a shot in this game