MsT Blue
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Old enough to know better.
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The Weather Network
about 12 hours ago
Look to the western sky after sunset over the next two nights to spot the two brightest planets passing during a close conjunction.
https://ow.ly/JKEp50Z8Yco
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The two brightest planets converge in the sky in June - The Weather Network
The planets are the 'stars' of the night sky throughout the month.
https://ow.ly/JKEp50Z8Yco
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crabbydaddy dave
about 11 hours ago
what time is the booing on?
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andré
about 14 hours ago
g̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶u̶r̶s̶ g̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ go natural causes
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MiloPoint
about 12 hours ago
Maybe pop that post back in Drafts, let it marinate a few years.
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Greg the Miller
about 13 hours ago
they should invent a sourdough finisher
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sweetie π
about 13 hours ago
who you are at a four-way stop is the real you
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Marc
about 21 hours ago
I'm at my kinkiest when I wear my fanny pack full of Reese's to bed.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading)
about 15 hours ago
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My guess is a term coined by mechanics in reference to bearings or joints
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Jonathan Edward Durham
about 19 hours ago
No better feeling than when someone else’s dog or cat picks you to hang out with, and their owner's always all "awww he likes you" and you play it cool like "he probably just smells my dog" but inside you're just absolutely screaming OF COURSE HE LIKES ME I AM THE CHOSEN ONE AND VERY SPECIAL
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Viktor Winetrout
1 day ago
[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea
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BlobStar
1 day ago
All my laughter is canned at home
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andy vs.
2 days ago
Starting to suspect I've acquired a cursed artifact or two
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That’s all I remember without searching the web.
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Step one: Admit that everyone here has a problem
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Humor Satire Memes
1 day ago
After I shed a few more rights, I'm gonna be totally ripped
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the skeets I cannot change. The courage to delete and re-skeet those I can. And the wisdom to know when I should just shut the fuck up. One day at a time.
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Might fuck around and launch a new 12 step program: Overskeeters Anonymous
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Snack Queen Ann
1 day ago
I skeet for the people who are looking for their glasses while they’re already wearing them.
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3 days ago
“imma post drafts,” she threatened
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trickykat
3 days ago
have you tried having more zoomies about it? (me as a cat pspspssychologist)
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AK
3 days ago
Ok, time for some frolicking
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Try a little kindness, bitches.
3 days ago
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Just me and my resin bunny rabbits sitting on the front porch watching it rain.
3 days ago
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Jenny
3 days ago
I’m not trying to be dramatic, it just comes naturally.
open.substack.com/pub/astrolog...
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I made Carnitas for the first time in my life. I’m drooling.
3 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
3 days ago
82 years ago today my grandfather, who lied about his age to enlist in the military, was in one of the first waves of landing crafts to hit the beaches of Normandy. He's been gone a long time now, but today I remember him and the other brave souls who fought and died for a righteous cause.
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Marc
3 days ago
If I had a time machine, I'd pop in there so I could go back and see when I snapped.
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So, if you stop masturbating, does your vision return? Asking for a friend, of course.
3 days ago
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Mood: Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore It’s so empowering when you refuse to get dragged into someone’s BS
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My mom always said she hopes my kids act just like me. What a horrible thing to wish on your child.
3 days ago
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We wouldn’t need all of these data centers if you would just stop sending me so many emails.
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🧸ྀི Fidias🧸ྀི
5 days ago
Sade - Smooth Operator . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
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David Blanchflower BSc
5 days ago
Five days until Jupiter and Venus have their close conjunction. Look northwest after 10.30pm each night. 🔭 🧪
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Paul Frazee
4 days ago
I got extremely invested in this outcome
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I wish my parents would have taught me how to be an asshole instead of being nice.
5 days ago
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5 days ago
It's Schrödinger's slush-fund 😶
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Jenny
6 days ago
Can I DoorDash a kitten? That should be a thing.
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Halbeerz
6 days ago
Too bad Andy Rooney isn't alive. 60 Minutes could have fired him as well.
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WeRateDogs
8 days ago
This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
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Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 🦈
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Tim 🇨🇦
8 days ago
Morning people should be required to whisper until the rest of us accept reality.
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Katie Phang
8 days ago
Rabbit rabbit 🐇 🐇
#June1st
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TwoSense
8 days ago
I’m not touching you (tauntingly) -me to grass
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Meatless spaghetti with sauce right out of the jar like it’s 1985 or something.
10 days ago
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Flipturns 🏊♀️ 📷 🦋
10 days ago
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
10 days ago
Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
#joke
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I’m not weird, I’m eccentric.
10 days ago
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BlobStar
10 days ago
Rolling up on some flat earthers and pushing them over the edge
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
11 days ago
POWER TO THE PEOPLE x FIGHT THE POWER ✊🏾
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