Things feel.... shifty

The "Fuck it, send" is implied at that end of all my posts

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

He was rare, like a dog wearing a monocle.

Crossing things off of my ‘To Don’t’ list like a boss.

Life is short. Put hot sauce on everything.

Saying “no” without explaining yourself and other acts of bravery.

Your daily affirmation: I’m allowed to be happy. I’m allowed to hoard weird bones. I’m allowed to disappear into a malevolent fog once in a while.

Andrew is in trouble for sharing state secrets, not sexual assaulting minors.

Technology peaked when scientists discovered the combination of jelly beans that tastes like a banana split

HDR photograph of 'Ring of fire' solar eclipse peak captured over Antarctica yesterday. The detail on the lunar surface here is spectacular, but the real star is the corona. 1/

The Cheshire cat is hanging out in the night sky again. I saw him smiling at me.

Stay safe permet ghosts

Venus is right next to the moon right now, and I just think it's kinda neat how the top of the crescent points at it. Bright enough you can see it before the sun's fully set!

It's never too late to try something new. It's never too late to start speaking with owls. It's never too late to shapeshift into a bear. It's never too late to wrap yourself in mossy wild magic and become the shambling horror that prowls the ragged edge of the forest.

Stop scrolling and go look at the moon. It’s smiling.

4:20

Mood:

Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away

Your daily affirmation: Being rough, lumpy, and imperfect is a strength, not a weakness. Just ask a potato.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Putting the petal to the metal by shoving flowers in gun barrels really fast

This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)

Closing out Mardi Gras with the remaining Halloween candy. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & The Waves popped into my head, so that’s my choice and now I have to choreograph it.

“glaze my lips real good babe,” i murmur to my donut

When an elder becomes an ancestor, it’s like an entire library has burned. RIP, Reverend.

handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits

Pro tip: If you are planning to give up something for Lent, pick something easy like asparagus or hope.

Today is like an everything bagel.

Happy New Moon, Solar Eclipse, Fire Horse Lunar New Year, Venus conduct North Node, Mardi Grad/Fat Tuesday, Ramadan eve, Random Acts of Kindness, and Birthday to all who celebrate!

We lost Jesse Jackson and Robert Duvall this week. We really need to have a chat with Mr. Reaper about his priorities.

Come watch the stars

Trump's SOTU address is scheduled for February 24th. Also notable, Physical Graffiti was released on that day in 1975. Y'all know what I'll be listening to. #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

I guess I should do something.... *keeps scrolling*

Gabriele Corno Follow the sun

Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display

Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

I need the opposite of Ancestry dot com. I don’t want to find relatives…I want relatives to disappear.

Sometimes I’m just not sure if you and reality are on the same page.

“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”

Gift ideas for your special someone: - basket of banned books - tiara of ancient bones - bespoke pillow fort - mysterious bowl of moss - tiny twig golem companion, animated with dark magic

Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember that love is found in kindness, silliness, and sweetness. That is where it is nurtured. That is where love endures. @bensonandbowie.bsky.social Video contains a virtual date between 2 golden retrievers and b-roll of each of them doing things they love.

The week in review

Styopka’s wisdom Love is when you pretend not to care about the last piece of chicken… but you secretly leave it for someone special #StyopkasWisdom