An epsom soak surrounded by houseplants and chakra crystals should fix me.

Your horoscope for today: Be like a sheet of paper, and fill yourself with important things, mundane things, or complete nonsense. It's up to you.

(1) Time once again for my very own cartoon carousel of #myart from the last 7 days. Special thanks to all who repost and interact with my work, it is truly appreciated. As always, prints of my work are available.🧵

"To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh

My thrifting claim to fame is that one time I bought a pair of shorts for a quarter then found a dollar in the pocket.

We’re going to need a bigger smudge stick.

Timeline cleanse

My brain keeps connecting Argentina and Amelia Earhart with a third thing that is so horrible that I don’t even want to post about it.

If we could get ICE to focus on the spotted lanternflies instead that’d be dope.

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich so thick that it drips down your arm when you take a bite.

I love autumn and the pop, pop, pop sound of projectile walnuts as the cars drive over them in the back alley.

Peace Train Cat Stevens / Yusuf Islam youtu.be/bx1xYUs9xqs?... 🎧

people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore

Things are starting to get more interesting. The Epstein estate has turned over another batch of materials to the House Oversight Committee more than 8,000 documents in total, including unredacted calendars, call logs, and cash ledgers.

Why is Hegseth calling in the top brass? Wrong answers only.

Your horoscope for today: Later this afternoon you will feel like a cake - filled with sugar and completely baked.

Shutting down growing fascism might be a good National Security act Dems.

Never have I ever seen a squirrel and a bunny rabbit fighting, until just now, in my backyard. It’s all good though. A barking dog distracted them.

Listen, everyone is going to put their heads down on their desks and close their eyes, and whoever broke this timeline can fix it, no questions asked.

This Antifa membership “terms and conditions” form could’ve been a bullet engraving

This Mars square Pluto came out SWINGING

Kristi Noem still can't confirm who was killed during the shooting at the ICE facility today and can't even confirm that the victim's family has been contacted

Ooh I thought you said “rad wife”

Bun Lord says if your cilantro tastes like soap, he will eat it for you ❤️ #petsky #witchsky #rabbit #bunny #radagonthebun #bunlord

Builds a time machine. Goes to Toys R Us.

if i don’t get to 18k followers today, WHICH IS MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, i stg , imma … probably do nothing k byeee 😘

Styopka’s wisdom Even the smallest creature changes the whole universe just by existing #StyopkasWisdom

Someone who opposes ICE would not write "ANTI ICE." They would write "FUCK ICE."

Developing a profile on Dallas ICE shooter and things are about to get so fucking stupid.

uniquely American experience to be detained by ICE in some shitty facility and then shot by a mass shooter

apple cider slushy >>>>> apple cider

I'm making the hollering noise from right before the music starts in Pink Floyd's Breathe

The second half of that joke: “…that speech is free. But if you make a joke that he’s so fat he takes up two seats on the Epstein plane, that’s gonna cost you.” I mean… DAMN.

it got raptured™️

if cat not baby, then why baby noises and baby size and cute little baby face ???

no crime in DC my ass

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

apple cider >>>>> pumpkin spice

Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me

I'd be more impressed if Johnny Carson was returning.

Fun fact: You didn't cause your child's autism.

That UN speech made Kimmel rewrite his monologue.

Somewhere in Hell Qaddafi smiles knowing his will never again be seen as the most demented speech in UN General Assembly history.

- tarot reader - raptured - mid reading

I’m surprised he could pronounce braggadocios. Maybe because it rhymes with expialidocious.

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

Rapture Review: ★☆☆☆☆ Service was terrible, no one showed up to collect me. Sat outside all morning with sandals on for nothing.

Happy birthday Bruuuce @springsteen 🎸 ✍️ ♥️