@NotHoodlum “I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

People used to say the same about the photography vest I wore, especially in my travels, but it was like a large woman's purse. If you needed something, I probably had it.

My girlfriend Lorraine, got on an aeroplane for a trip to Portugal. Sadly the flight was diverted to Spain where she refused to get off until they took her to Portugal. It’s fair to say that, Lorraine in Spain stayed mainly on the plane.

Some call it sleeping. I call it rehearsing.

It says right on the sack of flour, “All Purpose”, but when I used it to unclog the toilet, things got worse.

I suspect most Europeans know exactly where the country of Albania is. I expect most Americans (by Americans, I mean citizens of the USA) have no idea. It borders Greece to the north and is right across the Adriatic Sea from the country of Italy.

@RepDonBacon 🚨 The House just voted 218-204 to move forward on the discharge petition to provide military aid to Ukraine and impose tough sanctions on Russia. The House will vote on final passage tomorrow. This is our Churchill moment and we must pass the test.

I killed the fly that's been tormenting me since yesterday. Happy Dance. That is all.

I'll show myself out.

First-tier tickets for the NBA Finals are now going for $181,000. Third-tier seats are going for $141,000. General admission tickets are in the $4,000 range. I find this obscene!