I had lobster cakes for lunch. I'm living large like there's no tomorrow. 🤣🤣

#LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

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Who's running Trump's Truth Social account? Drunk Lindsey Graham? God fucking help us.

I've got a Led Zeppelin throw blanket coming tomorrow, God willing! 🤣🤣🤣 #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

I might as well go out and run up my credit cards today? 🤣🤣🤣

FFS don't let my last day on this planet be on National Beer Day 🍺🍺🍺 I do love my beer and gummies. #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

Fuck all those fucking people that voted for this fucking asshole and his crazy fucking shit. Also fuck all those who couldn't even bother to fucking vote My swear jar just maxed out for the day.

I really hate women who wear dead animals around their necks.

Lindsey is a drunk

You are the GOAT at this.

C'mon Georgia LFG!!!!!

Ain't nothing gonna happen at 8:00 tonight because TACO.

Maybe HOTUS can teach him Spanish because she's so bilingual. And NO, "twenty bucks extra for anal", doesn't count as knowing multiple languages.

I'll help you fucking pack. And take the immigrant whore with you.

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#LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

Samuel L. Jackson said it plain: show up and vote. This runoff is happening because too many voices stayed home last time. Let’s fix that. Election Day is Tuesday. Get to the polls. #GA14

This race is about showing up, listening, and earning trust across Northwest Georgia. I’m focused on real issues — including passing legislation to ease the financial burden on our farmers. People are ready for leadership that actually works for them. READ MORE: www.theroot.com/could-this-b...

🎶 There's a cat in the box 🎶 (Apologies to Alice In Chains) 🤘🤘#BonzoTheCat

There was a cat in this video? I was checking out the guy. I may be old but I'm not dead. Yet.

The ferret is trying to escape!

Except I don't feel fine. youtube.com/watch?v=QdtS...

I'm ready to go back to the stone ages. 🤣🤣 #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

Imagine if Barack Obama had said “Praise be Allah” on Easter

How surprising is it that an administration that would change the name to the Department of "War" would, you know, actually start a war?

Awful lot of "Sir" stories in this briefing.

I'm getting tired of this whole warrior macho bravado bullshit coming out of this warmonger administration. Department of War my ass.

Is this really up for debate? #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

Apparently this is a book. Who knew? #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

This country has become a fucking embarrassment.

Black Dog isn't about a dog. The Ocean is not really about an actual ocean. 90% of the rest of their songs are about sex and citrus. #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

🎶 At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered (we talking pounds) These anti-heroes are just here to serve you proper (Roll that shit up) So leave those blessings right up here upon the alter (pass it around) At 4-2-0 everybody's burning ganja 🎶

Did #BonzoTheCat really think I couldn't find him?

🎶 Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along And take a hit from the bong 🎶 youtube.com/watch?v=xyqV...

Love me some Ginger Baker. On my top five drummer list.

Happy Easter! #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

We don't talk enough about how great Steve Marriott is. 🤘🤘🤘🤘 youtube.com/watch?v=sdXj...

Can't he just die already?

From the 2009 Guinness Book of World Records

Here's a little late night excellence for you. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=wEPo...

Tickets were probably ten bucks. Can you imagine? #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

Peter Grant, whose heavenly birthday is tomorrow, once told the press never to make eye contact with John Bonham. Kinda true when it comes to my cat Bonzo. He's an evil little shit at times, just like his namesake. #BonzoTheCat

I have Kashmir as my ring tone and it still freaks out the elders when my phone rings on senior day at the supermarket. 🤣🤣🤘🤘 #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

I thought I'd post this before I forget tomorrow. Happy Heavenly Birthday to legendary Led Zeppelin manager, Peter Grant. Often called the 5th member of Led Zeppelin. Well, if he's the 5th member, does that make me the 6th? 🤘🤘🤘 #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

You wanna know what would make Easter great again? That orange motherfucker kicking the bucket. Am I right?

The master. #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

From his wedding in 1966. So cute. Pat warned him not to get hooked up with Planty. #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐

What a fucking drunken loser.